twitter names and characters are fiction; these conversations are ficitonal. it is just for fun and because I am bored AF...and too lazy to write right
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Jermaine is my ex and he's now engaged to Na Na. I was cool with them being together cause somebody else stole my heart. It was Tyga a.k.a Michael. He goes with Blac Chyna, and i stand back respecting they space even though something did happen between me and Ty for a good minute. It’s whatever, but over the past few days some chick named Bree is claiming that she's been with Tyga for a few years and it's official. I knew that shxt was a muthafxckin lie. Not that I cared, but she coming at me crazy callin me names on Twitter. I ain’t bout to stand for that.
SoSo_Classic
@It'sBree, lmao i think you've been deceived. he's not really talking to you in So Far Away #getaclue
It'sBree
@SoSo_Classic YOU DELUSIONAL BXTCH! GO FXCK DA CREW WIT YO HO ASS! FXCKIN GOLd-DIGGING ASS
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@SoSo_Classic #hoequote - they was all ya lovers > > @jcoleworld, @chrisbrown,@officialTyga
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@SoSo_Classic smashin da homies is not a home girl that's a hoe #getaclue
And there were plenty more. Somebody just don't know how to take a joke, especially stalkers. She shows up to all Ty's shows like she was invited. I laugh at this chick. I think she got that one night stand confused with a relationship. It's cool cause i can't help what other people believe. But what i'm worried about, it ain't like she gone do s***.
SoSo_Classic
@It'sBree you talk so much shxt. I’d like to see Ty actually claim you cause I ain’t never heard of you till now
It'sBree
@SoSo_Classic talk about classy bxtch you only went with him for 15 minutes
SoSo_Classic
@It’sBree At least I got facts and claims where as you don’t
It'sBree
@SoSo_Classic im glad you dismiss what 'your friend's' are saying behind your back and spreading around #delusionalhoes
It’sBree
I love how you realize how much of a hoe you are
SoSo_Classic
@It'sBree i'm glad you havin a one night stand is making you believe that he actually cared about wantin to be with you
officialTyga
stop the drama @It'sBree & @SoSo_Classic - i love all my fans
LeyyLee
@SoSoClassic COLE WORLD ALL DAY boo Girl leave them thirsty hoes be
It'sBree
@LeyyLee go sit yo thirsty ass on @jcoleworld dxck and have a nice day and make you don’t forget to share that shxt with ya home girl @soso_classic
ChrisBrown
@It'sBree @SoSo_Classic so angry and both of y'all are beautiful stop the drama
SoSo_Classic
@Chrisbrown, when hoes come at me crazy, you gone get psycho. #imABossBxtch
It’sBree
@SoSo_Classic Bxtch you’re delusional
ChrisBrown
@It'sBree @SoSo_Classic why are you arugin when you can be bouncin on my d*** happily :)
It'sBree
@ChrisBrown tf? Nigga get real, I pimps all day. When I want it I’ll come get on it. #DesperateNiggas
SoSo_Classic
And I’m the one being called a hoe? #twistedb****es
It’sBree
Pimpin and HOEIN are two different things my darling. I’m a pimp where as you’re a hoe #stupidb****es
Kae
@chrisbrown don't be givin out my d***! tf is yo problem #yuupThasMYs***HOE
It'sBree
@Kae bxtch stay in yo simple-minded lane
ChrisBrown
@It'sBree don't be callin my girl a bxtch
It'sBree
@ChrisBrown nigga yo WHORE ass is wit her BXTCH ass! And? Yes I said it! #whogonstopme
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BlacChyna
@It'sBree get my man's name out yo mouth
It'sBree
@BlacChyna don’t you have a pole to be workin?
SoSo_Classic
everybody needs love, don't knock someone's hustle because you never know what they been through. it's diff for everybody
It'sBree
#hoequote hoes that stick together flock together ride together and suck together...bxtches pick yall pussies up
Kae
Voicemail: You have one new hater @It'sBree
It’sBree
@Kae Voicemail: I pimped yo ass, too - fxck you mean -
SoSo_Classic
@LeyLeyy ♥ COLE WORLD
LeyyLee
@SoSo_Classic One Love! One Heart! One Bed! One Pillow! One Pussy! One dxck! All Day! Bouta go night night nigga! Who dat?! I’m Cole’s Wife #knowthat
SoSo_Classic
Kevin hart voice: Alright, alright, alriiiight lmao
It’sBree
Wow …just wow. How hoes have come up now a days, it’s honestly interesting
LeyyLee
Fxck outta here wit yo stalkin ass. Leave me and mine alone as well as my bro @officialTyga alone. He don’t want you. Be happy for him if you’re such a fan
It’sBree
Bxtch bye!
officialTyga
@It'sBree we never were was or will be
It'sBree
@officialTyga you loved the fxck outta my pussy and you're ashamed of your addiction #indenial
BlacChyna
@officialTyga love u boo ♥
It'sBree
talk about media influence just to get some attention smfh. relationships ain't shxt no more
NIC
Talk about not letting go @It’sBree you wish you was with @officialTyga
It’sBree
@NIC and you wish you was in this conversation #DISMISSED
SoSo_Classic
J. Cole is my sugar daddy, Tyga is my baby daddy #dealWITit lmao jp
It’sBree
@SoSo_Classic Don’t make me kill you
NIC
@SoSo_Classic bxtch you will get dropped lol I WILL kill yo ass, thas my husband
officialTyga
Ladies, there’s enough room for everybody lmao jp
It’sBree
Obviously you got room for unnecessary hoes
officialTyga
@it’sBree Take a joke
SoSo_Classic
@officialTyga Like she took yo dxck and framed that shxt in her mind as if it was officially hers for some odd reason #seriouslymistaken
It’sBree
It’s so funny when niggas get put on the spot and they start claimin how much they in love wit some other bxtch…
It’sBree
…when you wasn’t even thinkin bout that bxtch till she started dancing again and reminded you what you was missing
NIC
#np Dancin 4 Dollas
It’sBree
#bxtchIMtheShxt I wiped my ass wit yo wrinkly ass dollars that he makin it rain wit
It‘sBree
#HowYouLikeThemApples
BlacChyna
#getAlife
It’sBree
I got one for free but it seems as if you bought yours: Permanent Vs. Temporary - I can do whatever the FXCK I want cause my shxt is stable #DISMISSED
It’sBree
Lmao I run ALL you hoes #PIMP
Comments
Kae. . .
u lyying hoe smdh
Danyy. . .you
a g lol
but soso was right :)
kaedayy is DONe b****!!!
awwwweee harlsz got her
bff && man bck
yayyyy boo
RUNS
damnzzz Danyz gon OWN her lmaoo..
Funny how when Kae fxcked up.. She lost her friends as well..
RUNNN ITTTTT
LMAO at this post.
I am a reckless bxtch!!!
I would quit my job to fxck her up though!!
Aww, Laith is a sweetheart.
Like forreal why would she choose another nigga if Laith seems great??
*sigh and bats eyes* Ah, young love!!!
Run it.
::Sofia::
I was chillin with Chris in his dressing room before the show. I'd just gotten him dressed for the first performance of the night when Laith calls. "Hey," i smiled.
"Hey baby," Laith said. "What you doing?"
"Chillin with my bro."
"Aw he still touring?"
"Yeah, and he won't let me go style nobody else with his greedy ass."
"How long have you been styling him?"
"Him and Tyga and Cole....well, Cole for like two years. Then i met Ty a year in with Cole and Chris the same as Ty so approximately three years now for chris and ty. four with cole, every once in a great while when na na dont like the stylist his manager finds for him."
"Damn."
"Yeah. These fools don't know what the hell fashion is without me."
"SOSO yOu KNOW YOU LYIN!" Chris yelled, laughing.
I smiled. "so what are you doing?"
"Missing you."
I smiled. "Aweee. I miss you too. Wanna meet up tonight?"
"Yeah. Where at, a restaurant? I can pick you up, too."
"Okay."
"SHE AINT GOIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUTHAf***IN WHERE!" Chris yelled.
"Stay in yo lane, son." I calmly told Chris. He smirked at me, raising his upper lip and stuck my tongue out at him and left out the room. "What time?"
"Whenever you get off. I can pick you up from where you're at if you want."
"Okay."
"Alright. Bye baby."
"Bye bae," I hang up and walk back in the room, sighing. "Looking good!" I picked up a lint roller and started rolling it down the back of Chris' suit jacket.
"2 minutes till show time!" The stage director yelled. "TWO MINUTES!"
"Alright, go get em." I dapped Chris and he left out the room. "This is gonna be a long night before i see my boo," i shook my head and walked out the room. I saw Kae and shook my head. Chris told me what happened.
"Hey girl," Kae smiled.
"Hi," i kept on walking.
"Where's Chris?"
"On stage."
"Can you tell him i stopped by?"
"Im pretty sure he doesn't want to see you."
"So it's like that SoSo?"
I turned around. "I'm not...about to hang around with somebody who lies to people, especially family. Chris is like my brother and i don't respect females who get with rich dudes so they can trap them with a baby and recieve money that's supposed to be deserved. You don't deserve Chris...so just leave. He doesn't want to see you," I walked off, annoyed that she showed her face. I met up with Dany, my assistant.
"I KNOW THAT AINT WHO I THINK IT IS!" Dany said aloud, making sure Kae could hear.
Kae stood there crying. "IM SORRY SOSO! OKaY?!" She walked after us. "Please, just tell him that i really do love him! PLEASE!"
"LEAVE KAE!" I continued walking on and then noticed i was walking alone. I turn around and Dany had stopped, taking off her earrings and shoes, mumbling.
"think she slick, i'mma whoop this b**** ass. think i'm playing. b**** please. OH YOU bETTER RUN HOE!" Dany noticed Kae speed-walking down the hall. "MM HM! IM A JUST CATCH UP WITH YO ASS b****!"
I smiled, but then i was like, "Dany don't. You're just gonna cause trouble for Chris in the media. Let that stupid hoe leave."
"Lemme catch her ass in the street. ITS OVA! KAEDAY b**** IS DOONNNNNNNNNNE!" She yelled, her voice echoing down the hall. She breathed in and then smiled. "Damn that felt good."
"Trust me, i wanted to whoop her ass but i know it's not the best thing to do, right now. Come on," i start walking again. We go to the edge of the stage where Chris was standing finishing a prayer as the intro mini movie to his entrance played. I smiled watching him. "That's my bro."
"That's my bro hoe," Dany pushed me.
I shook my head. "girl gone."
"boo bye," we giggled.
Chris looked up and winked at us and then he ran out on the stage. "TEAMBREEZY MIAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 1! 2! 1, 2, 3, HEY! YEAH YEAH YEAH..." he starts dancing and singing.
"I love my job," i said.
"Me too. Now let's go find Kae."
I looked at her. "You go find kae and get fired."
"shiiiit. ok!" she laughed. "i ain't bouta f*** my money up for her, but i will put her in the hospital if i ever see her in the club."
"smh dany." I sighed and said, "I'm going out with Laith tonight."
"what? we don't get out till like...10."
"ummm, i'm leaving during the last performance."
"aweee. that means i'm a...mm, yeah. you go. i'll just chill with legacy," she smiled. He was also on the tour with chris.
"Cool," i nod. "just dont f*** with kae around chris or in his s***."
"i'm all out this b**** if i find kae. kae won't know what hit her and trust....im a make sure chris ain't gonna be around cause i'm a go in on that hoe."
i laughed. "omg girl, you crazy. but i love you tho."
"yea, love you too g." dany watches chris. "so is laith...special?"
"we've had some moments that feel like he could be my soulmate or like i feel i love him. i can't be too sure. it's still in the beginning. i need more time."
"well, take your time. love aint going no where."
"most definitely." i agreed. three months in...spsh, that was nothing. however, i was starting to fall for somebody else. we've been talking and, i've been to his job a few times to see him. he wants to go out soon, but i just don't know. he's called me twice tonight and i haven't answered. i'll have to call na na in the morning, but as for now...i'll be only thinkin about laith tonight.
Ooo, Kae!!!
Lemme' catch you on the street you TRIFLIN', GOLD DIGGIN', WHORE!!!
How dare you try to play my brother like that!!!
Fxck you bxtch!!!
Don't let me see you because I will whoop that ass!!!
Aww, Harlz and Chris are so cute!!!
I'm watching you though boo!!!
You better not fxck up with my girl Harlem!!
Run it.
Ohhh WOW!!..
Wtf!! so she ain`t just a lazy ass gold diggin HOE! but she a lier too.. wow, way to try and trap a man..
I kinda like the fact they him and Kiani were like besites until he blew up and then ignored her so she hated him LMAOOO!.. Like seriously, I would sooooo do that..
Dangz i`m taking the risk of going with him, I`m a fasssttt heffa hahaha.. aweee, TB been on ma case huhz!! dangz
Please add again LOL..
RUNNN ITTTT
ily soso!
::Harlem::
I was driving home when i get a call from Chris. He'd been blowing up my phone all damn day. I finally answered it. "What!"
"Damn girl! What's wrong with you, man?"
"What...do you want Chris?"
"I just wanna chill."
"No! You either wanna chill...or you wanna f***?! You like me or you love me?! I'm ya homegirl or i'm ya girl?! WHAT?! What am i to you, Chris? I'm not about to keep playing these games. You need to make up your mind Chris because...i know what i want and it ain't what you got boo."
"...Kae's not pregnant."
"And you was gonna...do what...because she was, wife her? Big claps bro, round of applause!" She clapped. "Wow, real nice. Scoop up some lazy b**** who ONLY wants to f*** you and shop all day. Real nice."
"And what woudl YOU do all day with me?"
"More than be lazy, f***, and shop!"
"Alright, then let's go."
"This isn't some f***ing LEVEL ON HALO Chris! This ain't some damn...test shot! You want me or you don't!"
"ALRIGHT! I WANT YOU HARLEM! I DONT WANT HER! YES, HER SEX WAS GREAT AND SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT AND HAD A SCARE BUT SHE'S NOT!"
"And how do you know?"
"...i asked to go to a doctor appointment with her, but she refused and i asked why. She wouldn't tell me so i followed her one day and she never went to one. i called her to see what she was doing and she lied to me, Harlem."
"well that's what the f*** you get for believing that gold-digging whore. Bye Chris." I hung up and call Nicole. "Hey girl, what you doing?"
Nicole answered yawning, "Ummmmmmmmmm, at work."
"Mm, wanna have a girls night out."
"mmmmmmmmmmmm, idk. Depends how i'm feeling when i get off work."
"Nevermind. Bye," I hang up and look at my phone as i tap my fingers on the steering wheel. "Re-dial Jerk," I giggled.
"Yo," Chris answered.
"I don't love you, Chris; however, i don't really like you either by the way that you go about doing things and getting in relationships. I do know...that my heart dances to the rhythm when I'm around you or when i talk to you. Any other time, i'm just off beat and nothing makes sense. I joke and i fool around and pimp with Bree, but...when I'm with you...it's different." I admit. "I feel...like there's something more to life. That we can have a future having our fun and our love and our life. Like best friends. Like we used to be always hanging and chilling, goofing off and be kids. I reminisce about those times and it stopped...after you blew up in the industry. You started to pay attention to other girls and i got jealous and angry and i went wild. You ignored me and so I hated you for it."
"I forgive you Harlem. Do you forgive me?"
"Yes, I do."
"And about saying f*** teambreezy."
"Sorry about that. They'd been coming at me crazy all week before that so i had to let off some steam."
"so...breakfast in bed?"
"Are you and Kae officially over?"
"She moved out this afternoon. I'm all alone, bae."
I smiled. "In New York?"
"No still in Miami for a few shows."
"I can drive down there."
"Or you can fly."
"Mm....you gonna pay for my shxt. I don't get paid till Friday."
"sure. you gotta pay me back with your heart though?"
I laughed. "Sure. I can do that."
"alright. i'll have my people get the private jet ready that's still out there."
"damn never knew you had one of those."
"i been upgraded baby. you late," he laughed.
"well you just got upgraded again. Like...way upgraded," she smiled.
"i did. see you soon."
"bye," I hung up.
Ohh are you the only preggors in the movie mamaz?
nah Harlsz
im preggo
Pimp`n lmaoooo
manz leave me a lone with my single to mingle self lmaooo.
and if she wants some sex why aint she fxcking Chris and his thirsty ass HAHAHAH
Wait Kae`s preggors righ? why he creeping?
RUNNN ITTTT
damn Bree
:(
you was mean af
to tht nigga
I mean I understand
he hurt you && shxt
but I just dnt think all tht was called for
I mean look at it
1. men hardlyy admit theyy're wrong
but he did
2. no man is gon b**** up && cryy in frnt
of a female unless theyy reallyy care &&
love him && he did
BUT
I see yo asz came to yo
senses!!!
harlsz. . .
smh smdh!!!!
RUNS
Lmao, I was so damn mean to him, but honestly that's how I would be. I definitely hard af to get. I don't trust no dude off the bat. Come on now.
But I'm glad he realized that he was dating Chyna for the wrong reasons. I am so glad that he finally got the clue.
When he was crying, I started laughing. Tf you crying for? Lol
WTF tears mean? Anybody can cry! Not everybody can be a man though.
This nigga tone was blowing tf up too. I'm like he need to chill with tone situation.
Buuuut, i know I love this nigga. I need to stop playing so hard. Lmao @ pimp. She said 5 day rule. F*ck that shid!!! Do she even have a man? Lol so how she giving me advice?
But we bout to break that f*cking bed tonight. I been missing and loving him.
Run it.
lol ikr! i love that tyga picture.*
Bree sat in her room crying, "THE f***!?" She sighed, "...i could be banging this pain out, right now!"
Harlem knocked on the door, "Bree are you okay. Pimp's don't cry pimp'n." She walked in.
Bree smiled. "This pimp ain't pimpin right now, i'm...why you let me let him leave! UGH!" She threw a pillow at Harlem.
Harlem ducked. "You can't let him have it so easily, remember?! You're doing the right thing! He'll show you! Not just by sex because..."
"Because what?"
"Well you can give him the 5 day rule or you can give it to him, right now."
"5 days! It's already been too long!" Breana starts looking for her phone. "UGH! WHERE IS IT?!" She goes down stairs and finds it in her purse and calls.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Harlem calls her. "Don't be so easy!"
"b**** EASY IS WHAT HE WANTS! ILL GIVE IT TO HIM!"
Harlem snatched Bree's phone. "NO! FORGET WHAT I SAID! HE HAS TO WORK FOR IT! LET HIM FEEL GUILTY!"
Bree sighed. "UGH! She plopped down on the couch. "Tomorrow?"
"No!" Harlem sits down. "Bree...c'mon, pimp. Pimps don't let other muthaf***as go easy on them! Why you letting this nigga?!"
Bree smiled, "cause i love his ass!"
"Man...do what you want. It's your damn house." Harlem hands her the phone back.
"HE COULD BE AT THE AIRPORT BY NOW!"
"You know he ain't going to no airport. Probably at the strip club."
Bree tries calling him, but he wasn't answering. So she she called Sofia. "WHY ISNT ANYBODY ANSWERING!" There was a knock at the door and Breana ran to it. It was Mike standing there with tears in his eyes. She hugged him and kissed him and pulled him inside. "I love you, Mike."
"I love you, too, Bree." THey kept on kissing on the way to the stairs.
"s*** lemme get outta here," Harlem grabs her things and leaves. "HAVE FUN HOE!" Harlem laughs and walks out. "s*** i need to be having me some fun."
Yo, I just read the whole fxcking thing!!!
Shxt was getting real as fxck on twitter.
Swear, its the only place that people feel the need to say what they wanna say.
Shxt at the club was hell funny.
We all knew Chyna wasn't about squat diddly. Lol
Mike and his undecisive ass was pissing me off.
Same for Chris.
Like nigga make up your mind.
Shxt, choosing a girl isn't permanent thing unless you get her preggo or put a ring on it.
As for Bree, why the fxck she gotta be so fxcking stubborn and hard headed??
How the hell do you expect Tyga to show you that he loves you???
Obviously the nigga was wailing and crying like a little bxtch for you!!!
Kae, please hun, for once get the fxck off of Chris' dxck.
Have you ever thought that maybe your just a good fxck if he's actually thinking about Harlem??
Smh, dumb broads.
One last thing...
That picture of Tyga on the bed gets me everytime.
He looks so adorable.
Run it.
Bree met up with Mike at their spot in a LA restaurant. They arrived separately but paparazzi were still there snapping pictures. "No comments" was all she said as she entered the restaurant. It was 10 pm and on a Saturday. Papz were in it, on it, and around it.
Bree walked up on Mike who was sitting down at their 'same' table they always sit at. He stood up and gave Bree a hug, she barely hugged him back. "It's nice to see you again...in person," they both sat down.
Bree chuckled and then stopped, wiping a smile off her face. "Mm hm."
"C'mon girl, don't do me like that."
A waiter came, "Miss Breana Davis, glad you could grace us with your presence again. One water?"
"Two," Mike says.
"Is that all?" The waiter asks, they both nod and she leaves the table.
Breana stared at Mike, waiting for him to talk. Mike smiled, "You look beautiful." She smiled. "Okay...so i guess you want me to talk. Here i go..." he breathed. "I know i messed up my chance with you, my FIRST chance with you by ignoring your feelings and ...just acting stupid by wanting to be with somebody i don't need. I should've been looking at what...or who for this matter, was best for me and not the situation. I dated Chyna for the wrong reasons and got slapped by reality real quick. I deeply regret. I'm etremely sorry that I was not a better...that i hurt you by being a dumb, stupid, ignorant, ungrateful, non appreciative, stingy, greedy, and blind fool. I never truly liked Chyna like i liked you. I don't even like you! I love you Breana. I need you. Please...if you give me the chance to be the man that i know i can, then I'll never...I'll never..." He looked down, unable to find the words. The waiter comes with their water and leaves. He sighs, "If you give me the chance to be the man that i know i can, then i'll show you that I know how to love you right. I can handle loving a real woman. I know that now. I lived. I learned. I regreted, making mistakes and missing opportunities. I want to be a better man. I'm changing for the good, and i promise that i'll never hurt you. I promise," he stared Breana in her eyes but she looked down at her water.
She picked up a straw and put it in the glass and bit down on the straw, staring around the restaurant.
"so you're not gonna say anything? You're just gonna sit there and ignore me." Bree shook her head now. "So i'm just supposed to keep on talking?" She nods yes. "I don't know what else to say. I said i'm sorry. I said i want to be a better person, how stupid i was, and that i Love you. What else? The only way i know how to show you what i mean is to make love and you ain't about to have sex with me."
Bree sighs and stands up. "When you find out how to show me, then maybe we can make a relationship work. Bye Mike. Thanks for dinner," she walks off.
Mike sat there. "f***!" He hit the table. People stared at him. He got up and ran after her, not caring about the paparazzi. He got in his car when Bree got in hers and followed her all the way home, pleading and begging until they got to her front door step. "BREANA TALK TO ME PLEASE!" he was now crying.
Breana sighed, turning around. "What am i supposed to say that i haven't already said Mike? Hm? You tell me, i already said what i had to say!"
"AND I-" He wiped his mouth, calming down. "And i just did, too! You acting like-"
"LOOK MIKE!" She shook her head walking into her house with Mike following behind her. "You can say these things! But it don't show that you mean it!"
Mike smiled, "So you want me to show you?"
"YES! SHOW ME!" Breana started crying too. "If you wanna talk to somebody, then that girl ain't me. I'm a woman Mike! I want a relationship not a little fling! Not lust! If i say im in love, hell you better be too and you better show me that you are!"
Mike got mad, keeping a straight face. "Fine. You want that? You want a serious man? I'll be that. No! I AM A MAN! I'll show you what you need. Hell, i'll give you what you need, right now!"
"Then do it," she stood there, staring at him. "Please do it because you damn sure ain't gonna change my mind by saying that s***. I love you Mike but...i'm not for it. Not any games, nuh uh. No."
Harlem walked out of the kitchen. "I'm gonna go."
"No, you're good. Mike was just leaving."
Mike had his hands on his head, "I love you Breana." He moves in for a kiss and she lets him, then kissing him back. "I love you," he walks out of the house.
"f*** you gonna let him walk out like that?"
Bree rolled her eyes, "And we agreed i wouldn't let him have it so easily." She went up the stairs.
That’s wassup!
Everytime you beefin with somebody them bxtches bring my ass into the shxt and then we get into fights and we go to jail. All i got is bail money," Harlem said.
We are do or dies, BFF`s forever lolz.. phuckinnn nothing but Bail money since I ALWAYS got my Pimp`ns back!!.. FYI – If a pregnant chick hit me, I would fxck her up REAL TALK!!.. I wouldn`t harm her stomach, but her face tho LMAOOO!! BEAST MODE!!.. Ohh and I wouldn`t let her fall on her stomach either.. wat am I? A MONSTA?!?!.. lmaoo hell nawwhh.. I`ma BEAST!
Anddd how tf am I jealous of these leeches?.. I mean!! THEY involve me, not the other way around.. and In true Harley FORM!!.. You fxck with me?? I`ma fxck back!!
OHHHH DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMM They broke up LMAOOOOOO
Aweeee, he wants her..
He annoying me though, like he ain`t making his mind up.. draggin my girl through the dirty with him and his hoez, wtf!!
Long as my girls happy, *smiles* .. I`m happy!
Woahhhhh TF??.. Chris sexing everybody in HolliHOE? Lmaooo
My eyes buldged @ Fxck team breezy… I feel like, like, I just cheated on Team breezy and went to Rihanna Navy or Team KatStacks.. WTF!! Lmaooo omgosh my heart ski[pped a beat!! Hahahaha
iPIMP NATION all day baby!! Wez Winning!! Scoring, mah fxcking OWNING!! That`s why these thirsty ass niggaz stay wanting out shxt wtf?
Omg omg omg!! No, no, no!!!
You need to add again.. tonight PELASEEEEEEE SOSO!! I wanna see wasss on and POPPIN~~~
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RUNNNNNNNN ITTTTTTTTT
ayye dnt talk abt short ppl Bree!!
lol
&&
maaaan f*** KAEDAYY!!
losing asz
TeamBreezyy Charlie Sheenin'
in this b****!!
i HOPE bree goes out with him
:(
he's like a sad puppyy
&& ugh i cant deal lol
runs
Lmao... all y'all are complete messes.
TeamBreezy is a BIGGER mess #FYM
But Tyga CHILE BOO. Gon' on some damn where honey bunches of oats!
Kae probably is losing. Sorry short ass.
#iPimpNation and yes we are #winning
Pimp is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
RUN IT.
ClassicSoso's messages
Friday February 17 - 3:24pm
BreeBeBanging
the f*** has gotten into ty?
Friday February 17 - 3:30pm
ClassicSoSo
...unfortunately he wants you back
Friday February 17 - 3:40pm
BreeBeBanging
what happened with chyna?
Friday February 17 - 3:48pm
ClassicSoSo
some bs. just do him a favor and go out with him. you ain't gotta f***. y'all aint gotta get back together. he's been down about everything and breaking up with chyna's stupid gold-digging ass.
Friday February 17 - 3:51pm
BreeBeBanging
that's what the f*** he get for goin with a stripper! what he thought was gonna happen?! he was gonna find love?! SMH! but i guess. and what you thought soso?! i know what the f*** i'm a do!
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ItsBREE
changed my name because ITS BREE in this b****! i was out this hoe for a good minute but im back on.
HottHarlem
hey pimp'n
HottHarlem
#desperateniggas IRK me
ChrisBrown
THIS PAINTBALL IS POPPIN! lol TEAMBREEZY WINNING
KaeDay
@chrisbrown don't front witcha losin ass.
ItsBREE
hey pimp. you ain't lyin bout that. #desperatelosers lol
ClassicSoSo
TEAMBREEY WINNIN AHHHHHHAAAAA
Nani
@KaeDay...y'all is losing stop tryna front booboo
ItsBREE
i see my number one b**** not on twitter today
officialTYGA
i see my number one hater stay on twitter all day talking about how much she love me
HottHarlem
*pops a bag of popcorn and watches the beef unfold*
ItsBree
STFU HARLEM! lmao ...i just hopped on this s*** so get off my d*** @officialTYGA
ClassicSoSo
@KAEDAY IS f***ING OVA! FIX YA CLOCK SWEETIE, yo s*** is broke!
officialTYGA
what's everybody up to today?
NIC
@officialTYGA ...just chillin, bored af
KAEDAY
@classicsoso boo my s*** is new! AND IT WORK JUST FINE! ITS STILL KAEDAY!
ChrisBrown
It's Breezy Nation so...i decide who's day it is, and um...it's mine. celebrate Breezy Day EVERY Day
HottHarlem
f*** #teambreezy
itsBREE
@HottHarlem just made yourself a HOTT target pimp'n. Let's see what they got! lmao
HottHarlem
they can bring it on, idgaf. i'll say whatever tf i wanna say and I SAID what i said so f***YOUROPINION hoes.
ClassicSoSo
OH. MY. DAMN. they going in lol!
ChrisBrown
it's hott and poppin................i love all my fans and Yes haters, you are fans, too. don't think i forgot about y'all #TEAMBREEZY
itsBREE
#teambreezy please continue to entertain Pimp Nation, we love it! IM BEGGIN FOR IT! PLEASE! DONT STOP! DONT STOP! It feels good to be loved!
HottHarlem
@itsBREE ikr! i love all my fans, too, who are also haters.
officialTYGA
#teambreezy don't play......
ClassicSoSo
they say not to f*** with team breezy unless you got balls to give a f*** back.................somebody just gave a f*** back #teambreezy
Nani
Breezilicious! LICK IT ALL UP BOO BOO CAUSE YOU A HOTT MESS AND YO s*** IS MELTING! you're definitely getting the attention want *rolls eyes*
HottHarlem
i GIVES no f*** unless DESERVED and #teambreezy don't deserve one. #iaintsorry #dismissed
smdh
make ya mind up Chris. . .
Kae. . .freaked out asz
all she wanna do is fck. . .
makes me think of a yo gottii song. .
"i just wanna fck" lmao
make up your indesicive mind
chris damnit!!
runs
Lmao f*ck Kae & Chris.
This nigga DON'T know who the f*ck he wants?
FIRST he was on my clit, NOW he on Harlem's!
Make up ya f*cking mind nigga! And you CAN'T say you don't care because you was ALL in mentions & DM'S weak ass nigga.
So, you care ENOUGH. And Kae is just boring af. ALL she wanna do is f*ck. WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE. I mean look at Chris. If I was her, I'd hide his ass in that house and take advantage of him lol.
Okay, okay.... I'm kinky af but well.... paintball sounds fun.
Get it b*tches. Get it b*tches.
RUN IT.
::chris::
I was at rehearsals when I get a text back from Harlem: guess I’ll be missin out.
I sighed, closing my eyes. “Damn, she don’t ever wanna hang.” I went to my tour bus where Kae was at. “What you wanna do today?”
“Um…Idk.”
“You don’t ever know.”
She giggled and looked at her phone. “Bree stay taking shots at me. I’ve done nothing to her. Oh well, I can’t entertain my haters all day by doing me. Lets’ go out to eat.” She stands up.
Who cared about Bree? I know i didn't and i wasn't gonna give her any of my attention. “iigh, lemme take a shower and get dressed.” I walked down the aisle to the bathroom and turned the shower water on.
Kae soon followed me into the bedroom. “I know of something we can do,” she grinned.
I smiled. “That’s the only thing you can think of for us to do, and eat out all the time.”
“Well, SoSo is busy.”
“We can still do something. Let’ go to the beach or sum.”
“I don’t know. You know the seagulls was picking on you the last time,” she giggled. “I guess.”
“They wasn’t messing with you, so what you worried about?” I walked out and went to the shower closing the door.
“UNLOCK THE dOOR!”
“NO! YOU ON PUNISHMENT! I WANTED SUM THIS MORNING And YOU DECLINED! SO YOU ARE NOT ACCEPTED WITHOUT A FEE!”
“Which is?”
“thinking out the box for something for us to do beside have sex every millisecond.”
She laughed. “Um…ooh! I got an idea. We can play Paintball!”
“That was quick. Why can’t you do it any other time?” I laughed. “I guess. Call up SoSo and her lil nigga.”
“K! Maybe she won't be busy in two hours. And I’ll invite Mijo and Seiko!” She walks away from the door.
I sighed, I don’t know why…but Harlem has been on my mind all day. What the hell was making me think of her so bad? …I then knew what it was. She had that bomb s*** and I missed our explosive sex and it was killing me if I couldn’t have anymore. She was such a tease! UGH! She gonna answer my damn calls!
adding in a few
& whoa whoa wait
i just caught tht thing
abt some video hoe. . .
-__- ill kill tht lil girl
preggo or not
it aint myy fault
you love tht nigga
regardless of the stupid shid
he did. . .
being in love. . .
you'll forgive shxt you never thought
you would. . . excepting your partner
flaws && alllll
:)
*Dr. Nani voice*
&& you guess???
chi pls i knw you knw
we are lol
i agree with Bree
take a chance on the Laith
boyy. . .he seems nice
&& if he hurt you ill cut
his cute asz up
:)
NaNa shutup lol. That nigga hurt me. Aight?
And I GUESS you and Cole cute together. I GUESS.
Shid, with ya pregnant ass!
But Soso you'll find love. Who knows? Laith JUST might be the one though.
So take a chance. Roll a dice.
RUN
awwwwe we're in love
soso cld possiblyy be
in love
&&
bree still flexxing on a nigga
smh
"Bree," Harlem tapped her on the shoulder. "look at at this s***." she hands Bree her phone.
"What?" Bree takes the phone and looks at a text message from Chris: You know you want this dope d***! lol She rolled her eyes. "f*** is he laughing at. I thought he LOVED kae."
"Fake as mofos."
"IKR! WHAT I SAY?! I said- HOLD ON! LEMME PULL UP MY DM'S ON TWITTER!" She picks up her IPad and logs onto twitter. "Alright...here we go."
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Wednesday January 26 7:00 PM
It'sBree
Like i said, desperate niggas come runnin back to the shxt they truly need and get rejected. unfortunately i am not available for two-faced muhfxckas. you want me or you don't - no hoes aside.
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"Did i say this s*** or not?"
"Nah you wrote that s***," Harlem laughed.
"Well still. I told him. ANY muthaf***in WAYS, we going to party tonight."
"s*** after what happened last weekend, ion feel like being bothered by weak ass thirsty b****es."
Bree shrugged. "Wanna play RockBand?"
"Hell yea! Harlem smiled.
::Nani::
I lay in the bed with a magazine on top of my belly. I was six months pregnant. Cole was out on a tour up in New York while i was in a hotel still in Miami. He'd come out in the morning. In the meantime, me and sofia was having a girl's night.
Sofia walks in from the bathroom. "Lame ass gossip b****es on twitter." she threw her phone on the bed and lay down on her stomach.
"What they saying?"
"That Tyga dumped Chyna for another stripper," she smiled. "And a whole bunch of other s***. Smh."
"Mm. You heard from Chris?"
"Yeah. He sent me a text telling me that we're gonna have breakfast in bed," she blushed. "nigga please. i go with laith now."
"i thought y'all was just frontin on twitter."
"Nah we met at a party awhile back. like two months ago and then he invited me to an art gallery where he was showing and we went out on a date. made it official a few weeks ago."
"good for you girl. good for you."
"b**** shut yo engaged ass up."
"im tryna be happy for you hoe! take my compliments and run wit it because you ain't getting cole back!"
sofia laughed, "don't nobody want him but you!"
"mm hm," i drank my water. "anyways, what is going on with ty? and why chris send you that?"
"chris...be on some other s***, and Ty is tryna get back with Bree."
"What?! No he not?!"
"Yes...he is. But she don't want him no more."
"How you gonna be cool talking about bree after what happened?"
"I don't care for the girl, but i understand situations and i know that she don't want his ass! However if Ty wants back in with Bree, then i'll give him advice. i strongly am against him getting his feelings hurt, but...i can't tell him s***."
I shook my head. "he is so confused."
"most definitely."
"how are you and cole?"
"close to perfect."
"spspshhH!"
"i'm serious!" i smiled. "but for real he'll be out here tomorrow and so we're gonna spend the weekend out in Puerto Rico."
"Damn, leave me." Sofia sat up. "You need to get out of Miami. Cole steady in and out of the suite, in and out of the hotel, leaving and coming back to you."
"People think we faking the engagement!"
"what?!"
"yup. you ain't hear that rumor about us 'cole and nani breaks up over mistress'?"
"nah. who she be?"
"ionno. some video hoe."
"mm. let's watch that movie you got."
"cool," I picked up the movie and pressed play. "can't wait till the morning!" i said all excited. "my man is coming home!"
"he only been gone for like 8 hours."
"and that's a long ass time!" i stared at her, seriously. "when you're in love and you're away from your man longer than five minutes, then you can't tell me s***!"
sofia pouted. "ain't gotta do me like that. you know i'm searching."
"i know," i rubbed her back and then picked the magazine up. "laith seems like the one. but who knows," i shrug. "movie tiiiime!"
Bree you knw
you love tht man stop all tht
fronting!!!
you love you some MICHAEL "TYYGA" STEVENSON!!!
dnt flexx
damn Chris all on
Halrsz cit lmao
*Sighs dramatically*
Gosh. I don't know what to believe anymore.
He can't expect me to jump in his arms after that shid he pulled on Twitter.
He basically said that I was a liar and that we never went together.
Like idk if I can let that shid slide at all!
And now after him and Weavebacca broke up, he wants to get down with my pimping. Well nigga you gon have to wait though.
Show me you for real. And we'll see. Soso gave him good advice though.
All he can truly do is show me that he's serious.
Lol @ pimp though. Chris thirsty ass needs to go like away!
I LOVE this.
Run it.