Dear Mr. Brown,
My girlfriend's friends don't seem to like me. They say I'm bad for her because of the facial bruises and lacerations. For months i've been trying to convince them of how good of a guy I really am. I've tried buying drinks, taking them to dinner, and lots of other things b****es like. To my dismay, i don't think any of my actions come off as sincere and they still seem to hate me. I tried to get my girlfriend to sway their opinions by only beating her about the body so the bruises aren't so noticeable, but still they hate me. So, as a professional woman beater, you seem to still have alot of fans. How do you do it? How do you beat a woman and still get people to like you?
Please, your help is much appreciated. Thanks, your biggest fan. :D