Happily Never After
Ok i made this story when i was about 7...it was kinda hard to read my writin on this paper but...imma try!lol
As you know Cinderella had a happy ending...or so she thought.Five years later Cinderella{imma call her C bcuz this shiz is time consumin}adopted a young girl named Patrisha.She made friends fast.They called her Trish for short.One evening while "Prince Charming" left for work Patrisha asked her mom C if she could go to a pool party at her friend Nina's house on saturday.C said"No it is out of the question.Besides you cannot swim,you hate water bcuz it gets in your ears,&& you dont have a bathing-suit.""but moooommmm it's gonna be the P-P of the decade!I HAVE to go!PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEE!!" said Patrisha"O.K!Just stop whining!".That day they shopped til they dropped.When they got home Patrisha said"Gimme some Chocolate Cheesecake.""You havent eaten so therefore...NOPE.".Patrisha got mad and said it again in a medium tone"I want some CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE...""Watch your tone with me young lady or else your not going to the p-p{pool party}!.Patrisha lost it and said"OR ELSE HUH OR ELSE!!!??ILL SHOW YOU OR ELSE!!".Suddenly she turned into a big giant green bumpy ugly monster and used profanity..."prince Charming"came walked in,saw Patrisha,and screamed"AAAAAAHHHH!!" just beforerunning out the castle.2days later "prince Charming" got a divorce from Cinderella.How Patrisha got that way...*scratches head*We will never know....
|lol retarded huh?but hey thats 7yr olds 4 ya....Buh-Bye!

