ROTFLMAO @ HOBO
DAMN HOBO

ROTFLMAO @ HOBO
DAMN HOBO

Found it!

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I have the tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step cause if I do you'll need a miracle

lmao uh uh that ain't even right. smh run it

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Just show me you love me, and you won't have to say a word. Do the things that show you care. Your lips can speak no words. Just graze my skin with your gentle hand and kiss my forehead. Love me for me, the inside not the out, because I'll do that for you

oh damn..........run itt

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BREEZY 4 BEAUTIFUL

CHRIS' AFRICAN QUEEN 4 LIFE

A hobo tho???lol
Run itt mama!!!

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"This is for my peoples
Who just lost somebody
Your best friend, your baby
Your man or your lady
Put your hand way up high
We will never say bye"

♥~♥~R.I.P Brendan 'Chance' Holston~♥~♥
September 3, 1996-August 6, 2007
♥-ya babe!☻

Oh snap mz.brown!
Thank ya girl :]
lol

This story is hot.

RUN IT!!!!!

damn hobo ruined the moment i overly pissed right now lol
get it ryan lmao
RUN IT

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♥♥Chris Brown's Boo♥♥

I looked at him with one eyebrow raised.
Resa- Naw, I changed my mind. let's just go.
Chris- Who said I was taking you anywhere.
I sat in his lap and bit his ear.
Resa- You weren't gonna make me go home alone were you?
I kissed his star tattoo and he tensed up and I smiled. I got up and started walking for the door.
Resa- I guess I might as well go find someone who-
He grabbed me by the waist and pulled me into his body.
Chris- Lets go to my place.
Resa- I thought you weren't taking me anywhere?
Chris- (shrugs) I changed my mind.
He kissed me intensely and I almost forgot we were in a public place cause I was about ready to get naked and take him right then and there. I pulled out because his kissed had already made me wet. He looked at me and threw back his head.
Chris- C'mon let's go.
We started making our way threw the club when I saw Ryan. He was out on the dancefloor dancing with some other guy. It was weird to look at because they were all backing it up on each other and....ANYWAYS, we finally got out and I followed Chris to his car in the parking lot. I pulled my phone out of my bra and he raised his eyebrow at me.
Resa- What? Its easy access.
He laughed. I called Ryan and when he picked up I could hear the music blasting in the background.
Ryan- Hey mami! Hows things with Mr. Caramel?
Resa- Its good. How's things with yo man?
While I was talking to Ryan, Chris leaned me against his car and started kissing my neck.
Ryan- OOOH GIRL!lemme tell ya, he is fine.
Resa- (moaning) Yeah, I-I saw him.
Ryan- (laughs) He had me moaning to girl.
Chris moved his kisses lower into my clevage. I was getting wet again.
Resa- Hey look Ryan I got...omg right there....I got to go.
Ryan- Haha, see you tomorrow.
I hung up without saying another word as I wrapped my arms around Chris's neck. He kissed me passionately as he fumbled to open the back door of his car. When he finally got it open, he layed me on the seat. He moved his hand up my thigh and I moaned as I picked up his shirt. We were about to get it on when Chris stopped.
Resa- Whats wrong?
Chris- (smiling and pointing) Look behind you.
I turned around and saw a hobo watching threw the other window while eating a sub.
Hobo- Keep going. Its been a looong time since I've seen this kinda action.
I was mad but Chris was laughing. I got up and shoved the hobo down. Then I stepped over him and got in on the passengers side. Chris was already on the drivers side laughing but I didnt see what was so funny.

Run It!

found it now update lol

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♥♥Chris Brown's Boo♥♥

run it

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BREEZY 4 BEAUTIFUL

CHRIS' AFRICAN QUEEN 4 LIFE

Run it girl!

run it !

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... They can take tomorrow and the plans we made, they can take the music that we`ll never play, all
The broken dreams, take everything, just take it away, but they can never have yesterday ...

RUNIT!!!!!!!

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♥♥Chris Brown's Boo♥♥

lmao chris is crazy but i could so see him doing that
RUN IT

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♥♥Chris Brown's Boo♥♥

I followed Chris to the VIP section of the club. When we got there, he layed out on a couch and put one leg up and one down. He bit his lip and put his finger to his mouth.
Chris- Im waiting for ya baby.
He rolled over and started kicking his feet with his head tilted back. I just stood there with my hands on my hips laughing.
Resa- Shouldnt the girl be the one doing that?
Chris- (smiling) Well if you insist.
He pulled me on the couch with him and licked his lips. I bit my bottom lip and he smiled at me.
Chris- Aight, now do your thang girl.
I was so lost in his gorgeous eyes it took me a while to take in what he said.
Resa- What?
Chris- (laughing) You said it was the girls job, so get to it. I wanna be turned on.
I sat in his lap and bit his ear.
Resa- (whispering) I dont need to do that to turn you on.
I started kissing his neck and he started running his hands along my leg and up my dress. When his hands started getting to friendly, I got up walking away, signaling him to follow. I walked over to the bar and Chris wrapped his arms around my waist. I turned around and kissed him. He had some soft ass lips. I didnt even know how long we had been kissing before I finally pulled away.
Chris- (whispering) Damn ma, you sure know how to get a man started.
We started kissing again and I was getting really horny. I had to stop myself. I pulled away and he was licking his lips at me. He was so damn sexy!
Resa- I should be catching up with my girls.
Chris- Why dont you call them?

Sorry its short.
I got to go.
I'll add more later.

ooooo i like run it

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*~*Philly08*~*

i love ryan even more now lol
they act like i'm gonna f*** him on the first night......i sure hope not
and yeah i'm very happy lmao
RUN IT

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♥♥Chris Brown's Boo♥♥

LOL OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RUNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dat Crazii Black Gurl...B5ANDCBLOVER

CHECK OUT MY STORYS:

THE POEM

PSTER ON MY WALL

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

Ya'll actually like this, so I guess I gotta run it.

||Theresa||
Me, Ryan, Bre, and Jen all went out for our G.N.O. After working all day, I really wanted a drink. We got in easily for two reasons. First off, Me, Bre, and Jen are dead sexy and the short dresses might have added to that. Two, Ryan was scaring the hell outta the bouncer cause he was all grindin on him and what not. He just wanted him gone. So when we got in I headed straight for the bar and everyone followed.
Bre- Look at all these fine men up in here!
Jen- Mmhmm girl, if only Giggles were here to enjoy this with us.
Ryan- Girl you know she already got a man. She probably at home doin some bumping and grindin of her own, ya feel me.
Resa- (laughing) Ryan you are too much.
Jen- So Resa, when you gone find you a man?
Resa- Get ya damn big nose outta my business ok? You know Im looking.
Bre- Yup well someone is looking at you and damn is he fine.
Jen- (hit her in the head) You got a man too!
Bre- You say that like he's here.
Resa- (rolling her eyes) You guys are stupid.
I started sipping my apple martini when Ryan elbowed me.
Ryan- Chicken leg Bre was right, that boy is lookin you down.
Bre- I HEARD THAT!
Jen- So? Its true aint it?
Bre- Man, ya'll aint even right.
Ryan- Papi is lookin good Resa! You better hit that before I do.
Resa- Oh stop Ryan. You so-
Before I could finish my sentence he pushed me. I ran into the guy he had been talking about. I spilled my drink on his shirt. Damn it Ryan, Imma remember to fck him up later.
Resa- I am so so sorry, lemme help you.
guy- naw its alright ma.
Resa- Im sorry is there anything I could do to help?
Guy- You could dance with me.
Resa- I dont even know your name.
Guy- Its Chris.
Resa- Well hi Chris, I'm Theresa.
Chris- Well Theresa, how bout that dance now?
Resa- (smiling) Ok.
We started dancing and I was all backing it up on him and I could tell he was lovin it. It got to the song 'Love in this Club' by Usher, and we were dry fcking with clothes on. It was crazy, I think I had too much to drink. It then turned into a fast song, but I was too tired to dance anymore. I looked over at the bar and Ryan had a look that said 'you better not leave him there'. So I didn't.
Theresa- Wow Chris, I'm tired.
Chris- (smiling) You wanna go to the VIP and chill?
Theresa- Yeah that sounds good.
We started walking off and I looked back at my girls and Ryan. Bre was bent over and Ryan was air humping her with his hands behind his back. Jen was making hand gestures saying 'you and him, gone be doing this'. I laughed and walked away. They so crazy.

Alright I ran it. Happy now Theresa?
lol. Run it.

Uh-oh
RUn it!
Ryans mad cool!
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-Hey?,where`s the cream fillin?
*Licks rihanna`s forhead*
-Ahh! thats the stuff.
Hostess ♥

run it

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♥♥Chris Brown's Boo♥♥

RUN IT!!!!!!!! like now pwease

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♥♥Chris Brown's Boo♥♥

runit

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HE WHO LAUGHS LAST IS THE SLOWEST :)

i love ryan he's hilarious
forget chris i want a ryan in my life lmao
RUN IT

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♥♥Chris Brown's Boo♥♥

Theresa P.O.V.
It all started when I decided to try my hand in undercover work. It's something I've always wanted to do. I thought it'd be cool, like the movie 'White Chicks'. My boss came to me with the opportunity of a life time that could possibly end up taking my life. I knew that from the start but I had enough brains and street smarts to know what I was doing. My boss, Steve, never really did like me becuase I usually liked to work alone and he's all for 'teamwork' and stupid s*** like that. But he kept me because I was one of the most successful in the industry. I walked into his office thinking he'd give me a stupid job, that was not the case.
Theresa- Did you want to see me?
Steve- Ahhh, Ms. Theresa.
Theresa- Ahhh, Mr. Steve.
I liked messing with him. His gaze became hard as I realized this way no play play assignment.
Steve- I need you to go undercover.
Theresa- (smiling) Really?
Steve- Yes. As you may well know, Mr. Brown is one of the largest drug dealers in state.
Theresa- Yes, go on.
Steve- So we want you to infiltrate their base and find out whats going on.
Theresa- (laughing) You know they dont accept girls.
Steve- (sly smile) We can fix that.
I stopped smiling. What this nigga talking bout 'we can fix that'? Oh hell naw. What were they gone do about my boobs and vagina?
Steve- (smiling at my confused facial expression) You may go see Ryan now.
My face lit up. I loved Ryan. He was like my best friend in this whole damn place. He was a gay Peurto Rican and we often went shopping togeher. I've never seen him on a business note though. He was in charge of the disguise section.
Theresa- (sighs) If I must.
Steve- Dont act like you dont want to. Now get on up outta here.
I walked out and down the hall to the elevator. When I finally made it to the basement where Ryan worked, it was full of face masks and crazy outfits outlined the wall. He was sitting at a sewing machine when I walked in. He saw me and ran over to give me a big hug.
Ryan- Who put this diva in my office? Whoever did must have been tryna make me look bad.
Theresa- (laughs) shut up ry. I'm here on business, I'm gonna be an undercover drug dealer.
Ryan- (looking really mad) Hell to the fck naw you aint! I aint letting you get shot up on the block because Steve's pasty white ass wanted you to-
Theresa- It was my decision Ry. Now I just need to look like a man.
Ryan- (running his eyes over me) You sure baby girl? I could go kick that little crackers ass right now if you want.
Theresa- (laughs) as tempting as that sounds, I'm sure I wanna do this.
Ryan- Okay, but Imma need a G.N.O. tonight girl cause we about to get to work.
Theresa- Yeah, I need it ready by tomorrow.
He stared at me like I had just slapped him in the face. Then he smiled.
Ryan- Then you better get yo well rounded ass in that chair so we can get to work.
I did. And we worked all day and when we were done, it was definately time for a girl's night.

Sorry its bad right now. I had to get the informational crap outta the way. Guess who she meets next?
lol Run it!

RUN THIS NOW!