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|Ch.1pt.1:The Beginning|
Tangela(on cell)-No boii get a lyfe lol!
Kareme-Plzzz bae for meh?
Tangela-GRRRR...i will bite u through dis fone!
Kareme-So is that a yeah?
Tangela-*sigh*ok...if joor...happy and you know it clap ya hands!*he claps*If ya happy and you kno it && ya really wanna sho it if ya happeh an u kno clap ya damn hands*rolls eyes*
Kareme-AGAIN!!
Tangela-Boii how old is you again?two??
Kareme-Haha real funny..but wouldnt dat kinda be rape??A 17yr old wit a 2yr old??wtf?lol
Tangea-Whatever Kareme!But Whatcha doin Tommorow??
Kareme-*mumbles*Hopefully jooh..
Tangela-Wha??I didnt here jooh?
kareme-Uh..I said skool lyke the same as you..
Tangela-Slo-bo i mean after skool retardso...er i mean 'Remey...lol
Kareme-W/e bae...nuthin..i dunno...its juss bout tah be monday!
Tangela-i just wanted to spend time wit jooh if it aint to much boii...
Kareme-aint nuthin wrong wit it...*some1 in the background*
Girl-Kaaarrreeeemmmee!!!Where jooh at papi??!!
Tangela-Who was that?
Kareme-Uh my sis..i gotta go she want me to find sumthinn...bye Tange.
Tangela-Uh bye ba-(gco)[CLICK]
{That was weird...i dunno i guess he lost somethin wit his retarded self *sigh*}
Hi my name's Tangela Antwonita Unique Jefferson.Ghetto name huh?Not really compared to mah friend Nae-Nae name...Andrenae La'mitaque Shaena Alizae Brandy Huntsman...yeah her mom wat a bit of a achohol fanatic...Her sis name is Hennessey Sha'Nique Vodkadia Adreana Huntsman...N-T wayz Im seventeen and my lubb of my life is Kareme Shakur Craftsman...i guess...we got our ups and downs but like erry couple rite?I hadnt been hangin wit him as much anymore...i dunno why...he doesnt act like how he use to when we first got together..yet again: i dunno why...Even tho its been almost a year...{it be a year in two weeks...i wanna see if he remembers...i REALLY hope he does...} I proudly still have my V-Card...{An lovin it}And my brother,Marques,is a is a donkey's doo doo hole...lol...He still tryna be protective over me and me and Kareme been together for lyke a year!He be acted retarded i swear man...he be like"where he take you?","what yall was doin?","you know i'll kill him rite?" and crazy shiz like that!He be scarin ME sometimes man!lol...i dunno..My fam's crazy...my sis Shetiki aka Tiki,15,my bro Marques,18,Mah mommie Taunice,Unknown O.o,lolAnd mii baby cuzin Shalae,13,yeah i got to name her!lol..we all live in my moms house but IM movin as soon as i find a good place..it be cramped like a mug up in dat house!And my bro Ray-ray,17,juss moved back from his dad house...Ray-Ray's a real trip he be actin lyke a crack head i swear man!lol..He's a real trip once he-Gco\\+Pop Champagne ohh we champagne shawty dancin-//
Tangela-Hey sis? whats up...
Tiki-Uh Tange...you got your car rite?
Tangela-Yeah..why?
Tiki-Can you come pick me up?..
Tangela-*looks at time*WHERE IS YOU AT!!ITS ALMOST TWELVE!!
Tiki-Shhh!!dont let mom here you!!
Tangela-*Whisperin*Where are you!!
Tiki-Uh...At Rambo's house...
Tangela-WHAT!!!
Tiki-Be quiet!!
tangela-why are you at a 17yr old guys house Shetiki?
Tiki-...
Tangela-Tell me or im tellin...
Tiki-..ok...he told me to come over so we could have some...er fun...
tangela-FUN???
Tiki-Let me finish!So i came over...and we were in his room and tried to show me his 'Fun' central...That wasnt the fun i wanted to see so i said i had to go to the bathroom and here i am now...
Tangela-*sigh*Im comin rite now...imma kill you after i kill him i hope you know...
Tiki-Yeah but its better than bein here...
*knock Knock*
M/v-Aye lil mama whuts takin so long??Im gettin less excited here...
Tiki-Uh..Rambo imma be rite dere...
Rambo-ok imma be upstair ma alright...
Tiki-yeah ok..*whispering to Tangela*Help..
Tangela-Imma be rite dere Tiki..hold on...
Tiki-Ok..
[.::Tiki::.]
so i hang up and turn off my fone...oh god help...I walked upstairs and opened up His room door to see Rambo layin on his bed watchin tv...he grinned when he saw me..."Come ere sexy"He said i slowly walked to his bed and sat down and he started kissing on my neck which turned to hickies...i had to admit..he sho knew how to make it hard to resist."why so tense huh?"he said as his kisses got lower and more sensual...Tangey her it up...."aye so you aint gone talk??"I looked at him as he got closer to my..uh oh my belly..this aint goin be good..."Damn you quiet ma.."he kissed nexted to my belly button"*moan*...oops"he looked up at me like it was a miricale and started mad cheezin..."oh soomis this a spot??"he grinned"Uh...kinda"I felt the worst comin on..."Ha..ok this'll be good..."he started doin different stuff i truely couldnt explain...all i knew was it felt GOOD..lyke reallly good."*moan*Rammmmbbbboooooo""Yeah lets fine out where else makes you say mah name huh?" see he must kno magic tricks bcuz in 2 seconds flat his tounge was in meh&he put on a condom and was in mii in no time and i was screamin his name so loud i think tangey heard bcuz she busted in his room lookin angry as f_ck!!!
Tangela-Ooooh nigga imma kick yo ass!!!
Rambo-Tangela?Wtf?
Tangela-Get the f_ck off mii sister!!
Rambo-Sister?DamnTiki you got dem sexy genes?
Tangela-Lyke i said you got one mo 'gain to say anyting and imma kill yo ass dead!
Rambo-Wit wat?
Tangela-Do ya really wanna know??
Rambo-*thinkin*uhhh no..
tangela-didnt thank so..uh tiki put ya clothes on an lets go...
Rambo-aye tiki you got my numba rite?cal me when you want it ok*licks his lips*
Tiki-*fake laugh*you so crazy..
Just as yall were about to leave someone knock o rambo's door
r/v(random voice)-.....
*Mind jooh Rambo layin on his bed butt naked all extra 'happy'*
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run or dump?
Hozzászólások
omq i hope sumebody kicks his ass lol runz it!
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rabby: when yuh qon let me rest?!
nen: yuh a rabbit dnt yuh do it fast?
rabby: i am! *stops* ugh!
nen: damn i knew rabbits are quick pumpers.
|Ch.2Pt.3:Bipolarism|
[.::Zay::.]cont'd
I kno this nigga aint juss called ME a b_tch oooh this nigga juss comitted suicide!
Zay-OH HELLZ NAH
Kareme-...aw sh_ttt....
Zay*jumps on him and starts punchin him out*(in between punches)-NIGGAH\YOU/MUST\NOT/KNO\WHO/THEE\F_CK/YOU\MESSIN WIT/AINT\YOU/KNO\WHO/IM\IS!!
Kareme(startin to fight back)-*punches her*Nahh i dont think you kno who im is!*punches her and she gets weak*
Zay(trying to fight back still)-Nigga i kno ppl if you dont let me the f-*gco by him punchin her once more were she is too weak to fight back anymore*
Zay-*being dragged behind the school*Wtf are you doin Kareme..
Kareme-Ha...You gone find out...*grins*
Zay-omg...Kareme wtf are you boutta do..
Kareme(unzpping his pants)-Zay,bae dont play...you kno you want this d_ck.*lickin his lips*Bcuz hell you kno i want dat cuddy bae!*ripping of her shorts*
Zay-GET OFF ME!*she tries to kick him but he punches her again*
Kareme-*rubbin her face*see i dont like hittin girls to much...but you gettin on my last on ya digg?So stfu and at least pretend like you like it ok?
Zay-You better rethink this bcuz i told you i kno ppl that wi-gco
This nigga really boutta try an rape me!I gotta find a way outta this...oh damnnn...
[.::Kareme::.]
This girl really think i dont get my way with things...but that actually sort of turned me on...so to speak...instead of just a quikie i wanted to spend some time on this gurl...damn i aint had none in 3 days oh man i need it bad man...
[.::Zay::.]
After a while of fighting back i just lost all hope..if i wasnt being raped id actually enjoy this...he cut right to the chase.After about 5min. he got a lil rough.He shoved himself inside of me moanin the whole time...me being a virgin that sh_t made me scream in pain.
Kareme-*breathin heavy*Scream again and you dead...literally...
I just nodded my head and bit my lip in pain.You could tell he was likin it bcuz he said some random sh_t and since I was in the moment i started sayin random sh_t back...
Kareme-Who's pussy is this?
Zay*quietly*-yours...
Kareme-whos?
Zay-yours...
Kareme-WHO'S?
Zay-YOURS ITS YOURS KAREME!!
Just then we came together...
Kareme-Damn ma...you got that good sh_t...*breathin heavy*Well good bye and have a nice day ok?God bless
I just laid there...after he said that he just put everthing of his on,threw my shorts at me and left...i stared at the blue sky thinkin...i just gave my virginity away to my bff's bf...unwilllingly....i feel like..like a hoe...a trick...a scrape....i cant beleive this just happened...i felt a pain in my lip and i realized i bit my lip so hard it started to bleed.I tried to get up to put on my shorts but i couldn't,my back hurts to much...i just layed there for about a good 1hr whispering 'Omg what did i let happen?'.My mind was more shocked then i actually was...what just happpened...until someone finally came to help me...
[.::Tangela::.]
Damn...I aint seen Zay yet!I really hope she turns up!She said she was just gone be late but not this late its been an hour and ten minutes...
Tangela-Uh Mr.Lan?
Mr.Lancaster-Yes Ms.Jefferson
Tangela-Imma be goin to the facilities okayzers?
Mr.Lancaster-Uh sure gone head
Tangela-Thanx
i walked out the class room to see Kareme just now gettin her...oh well im on a mission rite now...i'll deal with this nigga later on...so im checkin everywhere like a ninja sneakily when i here a voice behind the cafeteria which has a gate behind blockin a lil alley.As i get closer i see a gurl lookin str8 at the sky whisperin somethin...as i get closer i see its...ITS ZAY!!
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My mouse been actin up so thats why it took so long...and my mom hadda get on bcuz she wanted to look up a recipe for dinner..
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OMG I CANNOT POST A NEW POST!!!SOMETHINS WRONG...IMMA TRY TO FIND A WAY TO POST DO NOT WORRY PPLS!
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"I know what i know and you dont know what i know because U know what U know and i know what you dont know and what you know is not what i know...do ya know?"
-said by mah crazy mom..
mah mom's the craziest women i know...you know what i know?lol
lol YAYYYYY i told mo ppl tew read!
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no one on this planet know how to swaqqa like us! Mookie-Ookie Famz So ily!
rabby: when yuh qon let me rest?!
nen: yuh a rabbit dnt yuh do it fast?
rabby: i am! *stops* ugh!
nen: damn i knew rabbits are quick pumpers.
Finally!!Someone finally posted a run!!Imma post a run juss 4 U Nemo!!(im so good at names!lol
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MZ.STuHNA<--yours truely
MZ.FLiiRT
SKiiTTLeZ
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We got a Copycatin dude stealin gurl on thee loose...Michelle Taylor yuck!Cant beleive she's related to my bestest frwend Evey!Stealin the best thing that ever happened 2 meh...♥Kareme♥
♥~-~I Wuved Ice Kaream roflmfao~-~♥
lubb it run it mama!!!
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no one on this planet know how to swaqqa like us! Mookie-Ookie Famz So ily!
rabby: when yuh qon let me rest?!
nen: yuh a rabbit dnt yuh do it fast?
rabby: i am! *stops* ugh!
nen: damn i knew rabbits are quick pumpers.
lubb it run it mama!!!
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no one on this planet know how to swaqqa like us! Mookie-Ookie Famz So ily!
rabby: when yuh qon let me rest?!
nen: yuh a rabbit dnt yuh do it fast?
rabby: i am! *stops* ugh!
nen: damn i knew rabbits are quick pumpers.
See yall so mean!Ya'll only get a mini post!
|Ch.2pt.2:The Secret|
[.:Rihanna::.]
So allanah's been in the hospital since yesterday...i decided to not go to skool today so i could be wit her...of course Rambo hadda tag along im really hopin he'd go home...
Mikayla-Hey Ri..Hey Rambo...
Rihanna-Hey Mkkey...hows Allanah?
Mikayla-*sigh*uh Ri...
Rihanna-Yeah?
Please let me be wrong about wats shels about to say...
Mikayla-Allanah died last night..an hour after you left..i tried to call but you didnt answer..
Rihanna(on the verge of tears)-W-w-what?
Rambo-damn...*tries to hold Ri but she pushes him away*
Ri-Where's Trey...
Mikayla-...
Rambo-Who?
Ri-Mikayla..answer me!Wheres Trey!?
Mikayla-He didnt come..
Rihanna-he didnt come...hhe didnt come to the hospital not once?
Mikayla-*low..no
Rambo-Whos Trey!
Rihanna-Uh..Mikayla's baby daddy
Rambo-oh..
Mikayla-*whispering to rihanna*You havent told him?
Rihanna-not now Mikayla!
Rambo-Told me wat?
Rihanna-i'll tell you lata...
Rambo-I wanna kno NOW.
Rihanna-LATER Rambo!I aint got time for dis sh_t!allanahs gone and her father aint here*starts cryin*
Rambo-Y you actin like allanah was UR child?!
Rihanna(still cryin)-BCUZ SHE WAS OK!
Rambo-what?
Rihanna-I said she was my child...
Rambo-but Allanah almost bouta to turn one...literally 10mths after our anniversery..
Rihanna-uh yeah about that...
Rambo-The day you went to the hospital and i didnt see you for a week...
Rihanna-...
Rambo-you cheated..
Rihana-A coulpe of times...wit mutple people...
Rambo-WHAT!
Rihanna-See i dont care anymore...i dont wanna be wit you anymore..imma tell you who i was wit...Lets see..there was trey,Jaquan,Trent,Markel,Ray-Ray,Cory,Rasheed,Mark,&finally...Kareme...
Rambo-WHAT?
mikayla-WHAT?Jaquan?my..fiance?
Rihanna-oops..
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"I know what i know and you dont know what i know because U know what U know and i know what you dont know and what you know is not what i know...do ya know?"
-said by mah crazy mom..
mah mom's the craziest women i know...you know what i know?lol
Why i aint get no runs!!!thats so fudged up man!see i slave ova da keyboard for lyk eva bcuz i type weird an dis wat i get!!*pouts*Yall so mean!
[dey dont call me de drama queen fa nuthin!lol jk..]
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MZ.STuHNA<--yours truely
MZ.FLiiRT
SKiiTTLeZ
SHaWTY C. Boo
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"I know what i know and you dont know what i know because U know what U know and i know what you dont know and what you know is not what i know...do ya know?"
-said by mah crazy mom..
mah mom's the craziest women i know...you know what i know?lol
Thx for the runz!
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|Ch.2Pt.1:The School|
[.::Nenii::.]
So after we met the crew,found out there names and stuff like that we made it to skool wit ten minutes to spare.I guess im retarded becuz i thought that was the end of the crew..then when we got there 2 gurls & 6 boys came up!One reall caught my eye...
Girl #1-Hey i see we got newb...hi Im Andrenae aka Nae-Nae
Girl#2-Huh hi im her sister Hennessy aka Henny
Boy#1-Uh*lookin at Nenii*Im Arab*lickin lips*
Hennessy-Boy whatcha lookin at?!
Arab-Uh nuthin..
Hennessy-Then give me a kiss boo
Arab-*not takin his eyes off Nenii*Uh i guess*kiss*
Nae-Nae-*sensin tension*Uh.what no1 else can introduce themselves?
Boy#2-Uh im Reggie..
Kourney-Aint mah boo sexy!..matta fact dont answer u'll hurt his feelins lo
Regie-Man that wasnt funny...
Boy#3-yes it was..you got punked by a girl...aye man you look fimialar...Chris?
Chris-Mijo?
Michelle-Oh Sh_t Oh Sh_t!!Chris you kno my boo??
Chris-Yeah...this my cuzzin!I aint kno you was down here!
Mijo-Yup...
Chris-You said you had a girl but you juss moved from Tap. like 1 months ago!
Mijo-Uh huh..You kno how a do!
Chris-Actually..no..no i dont...lol
Boy#4-Well now you do.
Mijo-Shad why you always gotta say what im boutta say man!
Shad-bcuz we're connected by the waist
Mijo-oh you wish!*argues wit Shad*
Boy#5-Retards man..Aye were's Quamie?
Boy#6-i dunno man...
Boy#5-Deandre i was askin some1 who actually KNOWS!!
Soulja Boy-Man you aint hadda yell man.
Taylor-why u actin all grumpy P...
Pleasure-i gotta tell her sumthin..IMPORTANT.
Taylor-she stayed home today
Pleasure-ok i talk to her after skool i guess...*he didnt bother askin why*
Michelle-anywho..what classes yall got??
Nenii-uh we got (_insert class names_)
Tangela-cool..you got all my classes exept 5th..Chris i only hve your 5th...
Michelle-dont worry you got ALL the guys classes
Chris-Wheee?
Shad-ya kno wat i noticed?
everbody-what?
Shad-Where's Zay?
Tangela-Damn..i aint notice either..
Arab-And Karemes gone too...
Tangela-oh..rte*remembers the call*
[.::Tangela::.]
Even thinkin about Kareme cheatin sends chills down my spine...and the fact that since there both gone && they might be 'together'almost made my heart stop im really hopin all this is a lie...lies would be good rite about now...
[.::Zay::.]
So im tryna make my way to skool..i asked Them to go without me since i woke up late today.hey is that...Kareme?
Zay-Hey!! Kareme!!!
Kareme-*runs over*Hey Zay
Zay-OOOOOh you late!
Kareme-But if your wit me wat does that make you?
Zay-Damn..
Kareme-OOOOOOh you late!
Zay-whatever man..we got ten minutes til we officially late..
~-~5mins. l8r rite outside skool~-~
Kareme-Zay you kno wat i juss noticed?
Zay-What?
Kareme-How sexy you look ma...*licks lips*
Zay-Uh what?
Kareme-You heard me...
Zay-Uh Kareme you ok?
Kareme-Yeah im ok..*pushes her against the wall*you know what?*whisperin in her ear*you could loose the geek and get witta freak..ya digg?
Zay-Nigga move for ya ass get hurt!
Kareme-Whatcha gone do?*bites her bottom lip*
Zay-She i kno this nigga aint juss had no physical contact wit me!
Kareme-ha you funny...stop playin games...*tries to put his hand under her shirt*
Zay-*knees him where the sun dont shine*BETTAH BE GLAD YOU HOLDIN WAS MY HANDS BACC!!
Kareme-*holdin his area*Damn B_tch!!
Zay-OH HELLZ NAH!!
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find out whats happens next!!run it!!
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MZ.STuHNA<--yours truely
MZ.FLiiRT
SKiiTTLeZ
SHaWTY C. Boo
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"I know what i know and you dont know what i know because U know what U know and i know what you dont know and what you know is not what i know...do ya know?"
-said by mah crazy mom..
mah mom's the craziest women i know...you know what i know?lol
everybody jus popped outta no where lmao...RUN IT
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U Got Da Key 2 My Heart But U Aint Gon Get It...Id Ratha U Open Up My Body & Show Me Secretz
***iiTZ FAT MAMA && STiiNK BUTT***
}}R3@D MY ST0R!3Z{{
))))***>>>Was It Worth It??<<<***((((
lmao damn errybody came outta no where! lol runz it!!
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"Ill be puttin it down in a minute how long will it take before you to be screamin my name
oh baby we should rip off our clothes and get naked
I be like oh yea you be like oh yea hidin out bumpin here makin us sweat
your little pedicure up on my che
|ch.1pt3:The Call:Meeting The Crew|
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Tangela-Hello?
f/v-...*breaths*
Tangela-See now im tellin ya!stop playin on my damn fone!See dis the 3 time you dun called my fone juss breathin!*about to hang up when*
F/v-He's cheating
Tangela-What?
F/v-Kareme's cheating
Tangela-What are jooh talkin bout??
F/v-Are you slow??I'll say it slower.Kaaareeeemmmee isssss cheeeeeaaatting onnnnn yooooou...better?
Tangela-Thats a lie...who are you?
F/v-Im someone who's advice you should take...leave him..
Tangela-See now ya talkin crazy...
F/v-Ha...dont listen..but on Monday after skool go behind the skool then see what i mean...
Tangela-Huh?What goin to ha-Gco[click]this b_tch hung up!!
{back to wit Michelle}
Michelle-Who was dat?
Tangela-I really dont know...
Michelle-You ok?
Tangela-Uh yeah i gotta go ok?See you at skool..
Michelle-Uh ok bye..[click]
She calls Kareme but it goes str8 2 voicemail
|on voicemail|
Tangela-Uh hey Kareme..Just called to see wats up...and to ask you a few ?'s..well bye.
I really hope dat chick is lying..bcuz ive been thinkin bout loosin the v wit dis dude...
-~-Next Day-~-
So i woke up put on the usual and walked outside headin to Kourtny's when I saw that dude && some gurl...guess he gotta gurl den..im kinda mad but i shouldnt...rite?...i should get to kno this gurlie..
Tangela-*walkin over 2 them*Hiya*waves*im Tangela...or Tangey or Tange...ya kno wat juss call me w/e kk?
Chris-Uh ok then Tangela...Im Chris && this is...*looks at Jennifer and remembers the plane thing*uh this is Nenii.
Nenii-hi!
Tangela-Hi..so yall goin 2 skool?
C&N-Yup...
Tangela-Wat skool yall goin to?*knowin hers bcuz they rite next door*
Nenii-Ummm |random name|Washington High..rite chris?
Chris-Yup..i guessin you go there too rite?
Tangela-Yupperz..dats rite!
Nenii-Cool can ya walk wit us there we have no idea how to get there*scrathes head*
Tangela-Sure!
~-~Ten minutes theyre at Kourtneys~-~
Tangela-So ur both new?
Chris-uh yeah..duh...
Tangela-wow isnt that weird
Nenii-huh how?
Chris-yeah we live 2gether...hows that a surprise?
Tangela-Arent you goin wit-gco
Koutney-HEY TANGEY!!!WHATS BEEN TAKIN YA?*runs over*And who are yall?Newbies i presume?
Michelle-*runs 4rm next door*NEWBIES!!???
tAYLOR-*Pops out a bush*NEWBS??
Chris-*scared&surprised at the bush thing*Uh..Errr..hi im Chris and this is Nenii..*smiles*
Tangela-*whispers*This is what i was talkin bout Chelley...
Michelle-*whisperin*Shiiz.i see whatcha mean...
Chris-So is anybody gone jump out a plane or what?lol
Taylor well meh sis is posed to come but she convinced my dad to let her stay @ home juss bcuz of a throat ache...darned daddys girl smh..
Michelle-Quamie's always been that way gurl..*looks at watch*Aye we got 20 mins. 2 get to skool..since we got Newbs lets take Taylor's van!!
Taylor-Wait were's Zay?
Tangela-She said she'll meet us at skool...Good timin huh?
Everybody-Yup.
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imma run it 2morrow.
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MZ.STuHNA<--yours truely
MZ.FLiiRT
SKiiTTLeZ
SHaWTY C. Boo
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"I know what i know and you dont know what i know because U know what U know and i know what you dont know and what you know is not what i know...do ya know?"
-said by mah crazy mom..
mah mom's the craziest women i know...you know what i know?lol
imma post after i go get me sum DORITOS!!WHHHOO OH YEAH!!!!*clears throat*sorry *singin*im in luv wit doritos..!!!lmfao
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"I know what i know and you dont know what i know because U know what U know and i know what you dont know and what you know is not what i know...do ya know?"
-said by mah crazy mom..
mah mom's the craziest women i know...you know what i know?lol
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Ill be puttin it down in a minute how long will it take for you to be screamin my name oh baby we should rip off our clothes and get naked I be like oh yea you be like oh yea hidin out bumpin here makin us sweat your little pedicure up on my chest baby
imma try to add rite now...
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"I know what i know and you dont know what i know because U know what U know and i know what you dont know and what you know is not what i know...do ya know?"
-said by mah crazy mom..
mah mom's the craziest women i know...you know what i know?lol
LOL YUH BETTA WRITE IT! lol im j.p chiica take yuh time =]
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no one on this planet know how to swaqqa like us! Mookie-Ookie Famz So ily!
rabby: when yuh qon let me rest?!
nen: yuh a rabbit dnt yuh do it fast?
rabby: i am! *stops* ugh!
nen: hey i thouqht rabbits were quick pumpers?!
rabby: i am i "pumped" quick
Lol i juss winged it nemo!i had skool work so i did watever!!!i mite post 2day or 2morrow...idunno...
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"I know what i know and you dont know what i know because U know what U know and i know what you dont know and what you know is not what i know...do ya know?"
-said by mah crazy mom..
mah mom's the craziest women i know...you know what i know?lol
LMAO wow dat is so true!!! i actually bee duriin alla dat ish on a plane Lol runz it chiica!
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no one on this planet know how to swaqqa like us! Mookie-Ookie Famz So ily!
rabby: when yuh qon let me rest?!
nen: yuh a rabbit dnt yuh do it fast?
rabby: i am! *stops* ugh!
nen: damn i knoee rabbits are quick pumpers.
|Ch.1~pt.2:The House|
[.::Chris::.]
Yeah so after tha lil plane scene i decided to act like i did NOT kno Jennifer...She scares me sometimes...So about half an hour later we make it to a beigeish house...I was looking around when i saw a girl next door sittin on her bed listening to wat wat looked like a purple iPod writin in a notebook when all of a sudden this gurl jumped up and started dancin!This gurl could dance...like really dance..hell im wonderin what this song was so i could play it in front of her to see wat happens..im standin there 'appreicatin her dancin' when she turned around bit her lip frowned then closed the curtains...i was bout to walk over when mah mom walked over.
Joyce-Baby whatcha starin at?
Chris-Uh...i was uh..bout to water the grass...yeah i was waterin the grass...
Joyce-baby you not even by the hose nor the grass..
Chris-Ya see thats an allusion...WHHHHOOOOOO*wigglin his fingers in her face*
Joyce-Boy plz..anyways come help me set up all the important things...
Chris-*Mumble*Damn!
Joyce-Dont make me get the soap!!Ill go grandma on ya!!
Chris-Plz dont bring that up...*shivers*I neeva knew somethin that smelt so good could taste so bad...BLACH!!*he goes inside pleadin joyce to never do that like his grandma did for sayin trick..*
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[.::Tangela::.]
So im doodling in my note book listenin to 'Pop Champagne' when mii absolute song came on..'Put it on ya'.Seriously forgettin i left my curtains WIDEopen i dancin though almost the whole song when i look outside and see a light skinned dude cheesin MADD hard..im over here thinkin 'Damn he fine..matta fact he FIIOONE like Kourtney be sayin lol'then i realized 'Damn..what about Kareme...'i made a face and closed the curtains...i felt kinda bad bcuz at that time i really didnt give a rats patootie about Kareme i dunno why..I walked downstairs to get some ice cream to see Marques hugged up on some gurl...i really didnt give a care..i said hello and went my ways after i got the ice cream...i grabbed my fone and called Michelle..
Michelle-Heller?*soundin like Madea*
Tangela-Hey Chelly whats up??
Michelle-Hey whuts up Tangey
Tangela-Omg gurl i think i juss might have to cheat on Kareme!lol
Michelle-w/e you say that like i care!!lol but dont cheat on Peanut Butter ok Jelly!!
Tangela-Dammit i told you Im Peanut Butter!!lol j/p im Jelly..the sticky multi colored clear geletain...grr
Michelle-Have i ever told you how weird you are?
Tangela-Yes,yes you have
Michelle-Well add one more to the list..
Tangela-ok then that makes 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times...today lol!
Michelle-Damn!!Was all i was say was Youre Weird??lol
Tangela-Yup.
Michelle-Wow..i musta been bored!i didnt even remember!...
Tangela Iyou you were tha-gco{other line}
Tangela-Hello??
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imma try to post 2morrow...happy inag. day!lolObama 4 ya Mama!lol
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"I know what i know and you dont know what i know because U know what U know and i know what you dont know and what you know is not what i know...do ya know?"
-said by mah crazy mom..
mah mom's the craziest women i know...you know what i know?lol
YEAH B_TCH IM OFFICIALLY 15 NIGGA'S!!OH SI_T OH SH_T!!!THE WHITE HOUSE AINT DAH WHITE HOUSE NO MO'...BUT IT AINT DA BLACK HOUSE EITHA!!ITS DEH TAN HOUSE NIGGAH!!!HELLS TO DAH MUTHAFUDGIN YEAH!!
M/v-*walks in*Aye dude i wuz walkin past and i seen ya front door all flung open so i came to se-*looks at him then at yall then back at him*NOT THAT!!!
Rambo-Damn Greg!!
Greg-*looks at Tangela*Damn dude i aint knew you had it like that!!
Rambo-*grabbin a pillow*Greg get out!!
Greg-**not carin*(at Tangela)So whuts up wit you?You gotta man?
Tangela-As a matter of fact i do!
Greg-Naww rambo dont count..he only 17!
Tangela-Who ever said it wuz him??*you grabbed tiki's hand and left*
Greg-See you aint got game..how you gone let a GIRL play you like that?
Rambo-Do you realize how AKWARD it is for me to talk to you rite now*looks at the pillow hes coverin himself wit*
Greg-Oh yeah!Imma be downstairs makin me some food...
Rambo-Uhhu but watever you do do NOT go in the bathroom ok??
Greg-Why?
Rambo-Uh..i gotta take a dump and...it aint gone be ...pleasent..
Greg-uh huh yeah rite...like i said imma be downstairs...Mr.Jack Off
Rambo(surspised he found out)-Uh...hells naww you wish!!!
Greg-Juss dont touch me and wash ya hands afterwards...
Rambo-What..she left me hangin
Greg-Literally
Rambo-As you bein a 19yr old dude you tellin me you aint even thought about-Gco
Greg-Nope..your juss a weirdo...i can see you in 40 years rewindin 'Click' the part when the lady joggin past...
Rambo-Will that even still exsist??
greg-I dunno what i look like?A person who tells tha future?
Rambo-*play thinkin*Hmmmm...
Greg-As i quote myself"...your juss a weirdo"
Rambo-See get downstairs while ya dissin me in mah own damn house!lol
Greg-Nigga...ya momma pay tha bills...dis her house...
Rambo-Same ting!
Greg-So now your sayin your a girl...yuck...your one FUGLY girl..
Rambo-Gregory Jesse Owens get the f_ck out mah room so i can ja-err take a dump man!
Greg-AND to top it off your a stalker!smh Im goin downstairs and makin me a sandwich...lol
Rambo-I swear that nigga be on dem mushroom...
Greg-*from downstairs*And ya talkin to ya self!!
Rambo-Nigga get a lyfe...!
Greg-Oh i gotta lyfe...and it sadly includes you!
Rambo-If i wasnt naked rite now i'd beat ya ass!
Greg-Oh shut up and go do tha dirty work ya girls wont do!
~10 minutes l8r~
Rambo-*comin out the bathroom*Damn im tired..
F/v-Uh hu ya should be ya weirdo!Greg told me ya dirty lil secret.
Rambo-RiRi?
Rihanna-Naw its the tooth fairy comin to deliver ya Pizza's from Payless shoe store!
Rambo-Yup that sound like you!lol where you at?
Rihanna-In yo room Re-Re
Rambo-I aint a retard miss smart mouth..*walks in room*Im baaaaaccckkk(by this time he put a towelon)
Rihanna-hey boo*he sits down and she gives him a kiss*
Rambo-hey*he kissed on her neck when he found some hickies..and he didnt do it*Uh what are dese?
Rihanna-*hidin them*Nuuuthhhin....you did that..err last night...
Rambo-Nawww....You said you hadda watch Mikayla baby last nite rememba?
Rihanna-Uh...I can ex-Gco\\\\Ring-ring///
Rihanna(on fone)-Hey Mikey your a life saver..what!...how...imma be rite there...[click]
Rambo-Who was dat?
Rihanna-Mikayla she said Allanah,HER BABY,is in the hspital...
Rambo-What how?
Rihanna-Alllanah was playin wit Mikayla around the yard when...some1 shot her...once in the cheek and twice in her stomache...
Rambo-aww dang...
Rihannna-*breakin down*I really hopes ok...*sniffle**sob*
Rambo-Aye itll be alright ma*totally forgettin about the 'hicky' inccedent)
Rihanna-I hope so..she's only 1...
Rambo-Hey that reminds me our 1 year annivers. is commin up...
Rihanna-Juss like that Tangelo girl..
Rambo-TangelA..
Rihanna-What?
Rambo-Her name is TangelA...
Rihanna-Whatever babe it dont matter...
Rambo-I guess..so u need a ride to the hospital??
Rihanna-Yeah...
Rambo-Coo...
[.::Chris::.]
So me,mah mom and me sis Jennifer juss got out the airplane...man Jennifer is afraid of height..and dis was her idea to go ON A PLANE...so she sittin dere MADD hypervenelatin an errybody was lookin at her like she was sittin there butt naked..like starin a hole through her why i hadda sit neext to this crazy gurl?..when
Flight Attendantant#1-Uh is she havin a baby?
Flight Attendant#2-NAW FOO SHE MUST BE MADD SCARED OF SUMTHIN!!(2nENII)*leanin past Chris*Aye you ok??
NenII-*breathin in and out*Im...ok...dont...worry...
Chris-Err..Mz.smellsGuud*smiles can ya juss kinda move a lil...
F.A.2-Oh so i smell good??
Chris-Yeah i guess...
F.A.2-well boo its becuz i take showers...duh!(bacc to talkin wit nenii)
`10 min l8r~
F.a.2-so talk to ya l8r Nenii
Nenii-Ok bye Kia and you 2 Rosa
F.a.1(Rosa)-Ok byethe plane is landin...you got our #'s rite??
Nenii-Yeah Kia gave em to me!!1
rosa-Ok then wait a sec...+on speaker thingy
Rosa-You are now at the L.A.X airport///yadaa yadda\\\And thank you for flyin (_insert name of air line_)
Everyones leavin out the plane when Kia snatches tha mic
Kia-Gurrrll imma be in La for a few months so be good even tho we juss met i can still whoop ya!
Chris-smh
Kia-*in a flirty and ghetto voice*Bye Chris!!!
Chris-Uh...bye??
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there was more but my comp. is actin loco...the mouse stop workin!im sittin her usin the tab button!
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"I know what i know and you dont know what i know because U know what U know and i know what you dont know and what you know is not what i know...do ya know?"
-said by mah crazy mom..
mah mom's the craziest women i know...you know what i know?lol
okayzers...imma add rite now..
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"I know what i know and you dont know what i know because U know what U know and i know what you dont know and what you know is not what i know...do ya know?"
-said by mah crazy mom..
mah mom's the craziest women i know...you know what i know?lol
Name:Taylor-Boo
Age:w/e fits
Role:Bestie
Man:Soulja Boy
Run it
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Me:I love You Big Bro
Chris:I love You Too Lil Sis
Bri:I Love Both of Ya'll
Both:We love You Too Bri
Dani:I love yall
Everyone:We love you too Tigger
Ri:What About Me
Chris:Oh My Bad Here's A Twinkie*throws it*FETCH
Zazmen a.k.a Zay
Man: Trey or Shad or sumbody cute
Role: sis, bestie, or godsis
Personality: wild, crazy, weird, unique, down for wateva, ride or die, gives good advice...
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U Got Da Key 2 My Heart But U Aint Gon Get It...Id Ratha U Open Up My Body & Show Me Secretz
***iiTZ FAT MAMA && STiiNK BUTT***
}}R3@D MY ST0R!3Z{{
))))***>>>Was It Worth It??<<<***((((
Name-NyQuamia Bka Quamie
Man-pleasure p
role-friend
age-wat ever
personality-goofy,random,but laid back most of the time,true friend,ride or die,caring,loud when i want to be.
Run it liken it can i be in it
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~~~~~***Songz at the moment***~~~~~
Brandy- Piano man
Deemi- First time
ooooo runz it chica!!! i wanna be in it!!
name:Jennifer a.k.a nenii a.k.a nemo ツ
age:w.e
role:w.e (somebody iimportant)
man: Arab
or Quincy Brown
piic:Nenii
personality: mad shy, nerdy,cute,down to earth, funny, lauqhs 2 much, quiiet a lot, liike 2 liisten and help wiit ppl's problems,LOVES niike sneakers (wears them all da tiime),REAL FREAKY,mad spaniish ghetto, and stiick up for friiends, seriious about work,a siilly goofball sometiimes =] lolszx run iit chiica!
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no one on this planet know how to swaqqa like us! Mookie-Ookie Famz So ily!
rabby: when yuh qon let me rest?!
nen: yuh a rabbit dnt yuh do it fast?
rabby: i am! *stops* ugh!
nen: damn i knoee rabbits are quick pumpers.
hay i want to be in it to i like this story
Name:Kourtney
Man:reggie bush
Role:Best Friend
Age-Wat ever fits
thanks chica run it
hey this is a really good story
can i be in it
Name:michelle aka chelley
Man:Chris if I can or mijo
Role:friend
Age:17
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THE ONE AND ONLY MICHELLE AKA CHELLEY.....YA DIGG
Chris:I need you
Dani:he a lying ass
Chelley:I don't know chris
Dani:girl leave him like a hooker on a street corner
Morgan:naw girl grabbed that
Chris:Ya'll but out
Dani:naw hoe imma beat your as