Pick The month you were born:

January--i sang to
Febuary--i danced with
March--i smoked
April--I spanked
May--i ate
June--i kissed
July--i ran with
August--i danced with
September--i choked on
October--i vaccumed up
November--i cried for
December--I loved

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a football player
2-------a monkey
3-------a vacuum
4-------a fork
5-------chuck norris
6-------a gangster
7-------a llama
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------a mexican
14-------YOUR sister
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------YOUR mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a squirrel
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a ruler
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my true love
27-------a cd
28-------sasquatch
29-------my science teacher
30-------A homeless guy
31-------my uncle

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i keep it gangsta
Black-------Because i was drunk.
Pink--------Because im in love.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cool like that.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i wuz high
maroon-----Becuz he took my taco
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----cuz i wanted its sex
amethyst----Because emos suck
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.