Verse1:

chris might be wit her
i wish he was thinkin of me, me, meeeeee

He cant go to the mall
he cant go out to eat, eat, eeeaaatt

and all that chris ever do
is try to hump the floor to a beat, beat, beeeaaat

then chris eat him a cinnabun
and go back to sleep, sleep, sleeeeep

Chorus:

cause his stalkers atempting
a Chris breezy abduction
and the hoes he hump on his bus get a
chris breezy eruption
so i wish chris can give me
a sensual seduction
oh no
oh no

Verse 2:

if ya dont know by now,
my man chris be a freak, freak, freeeaak

he keep a constant erection goin
seven days out tha week, week, weeeeek

and all that he ever do is get rumors
about him in the sheets

he gon eat him some cinnabuns
and then get real horneee, horneee, horneeeeee

(chorus 2x)