*BAD BREATH!--Its like; Oh my damn! What the hell did you eat?!..A hot bowl of @ss?! Seriously dude, your breath made me forget what I was thinking about..Like do you know what a listerine strip is?? Fuuck it, Im putting you on a toothpaste and mouthwash diet...Dont forget to floss inbetween each meal either! You know it dont make no damn sense coming to church on a Sunday morning smelling like open booty hole; Yall going to hell for that and the devil is a lie throwing your breath my way making me cuss in church...Smdh! Pastor needs to give you some holy water and make you gargle with it and lets pray for a miracle with your gingivitis yuck mouth @ss!....haha!

*PEOPLE WHO TRY AND HUG YOU KNOWING THEY SHIIT STANK!-- What the hell man, what the hell?!...Dont nobody wanna smell your musty dusty crusty @ss! Wash your balls first please, I beg of you..No the whole world does...I appreciate the love and you wanting a hug BUT do yourself and everyone else a favor, Wash your @ss..Matter of fact soak in it the water with some pine sole so you can really smell fresh-- Thank yah kindly. =]

--------I have many more pet peeves but Im tired of typing already. BRB later...