HeYy YO iTS YOU WiFeY mArIA.
wEll juSt WAnTed tO tEll you DAt yoUR DA BEst aND
whO evEr GetS tO daTe YOU iS fCKN LUcKyY.
aNd WhO eVer gETs To DAte YouU BeTTa tREat yOU RIght
BecAUSe if thEy Dont.
MaRIa Be CoMIng aFteR yAll btCHz.

-_--_MaRIa + chRIs = DuHh ForevEr_--_-