LAST NIGHT MY MOM CALLED CHRIS GAY AND...IT GETS ON MY NERVES A LITTLE. I TOOK UP FOR HIM THOUGH. THIS IS WHY SHE CALLED HIM GAY:

OK...SHE WATCHES THE NEWS @ 6PM UNTIL ABOUT 6:15PM. I WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM AND MY MOM WAS IN THE KITCHEN. SHE HAD TOLD ME I COULD TURN THE TV! SO I DID...I WENT TO 106 & PARK RIGHT AWAY. I SAW "TAKE YOU DOWN" WAS ON SO I QUICKLY PRESSED THE PREVIOUS BUTTON.

ABOUT A MINUTE LATER, I WAS LIKE BUMP THIS. I GOTTA LOOK AT CHRIS. (lol) SO I FLIPPED BACK. SHE SAID, "EWWW. I HATE TO SEE MEN SHAKING THEY ASS LIKE I WOULD!"

IT WAS FUNNY, BUT IT KINDA MAKES ME FEEL BAD. WE ALL KNOW CHRIS ISNT "GAY"? RIGHT??? (lol)

YEAH...CHRIS ISNT GAY!!!