LOLOLOL JADe.
'
OMGGG I just read this WHOLE story over. i was an IDIOT.
LOL.

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JAy ♥

M1sS-ChR1sS-Br0wN

`=)

WAHHHHH!!!!!

WE NEED TO REVIVE THIS STORY!!! NO ONE EVER COMES ON HERE ANYMORE!!

[shakes fist] DAMN YOU CHRIS!!! YOUR a**hole-NESS HAS DRIVEN EVERYONE AWAY!!!

[webbie comes up and puts finger on 'delete' button]

OH SHOOT!!![hides]
Uhh I mean... keep on... bein the... cinnamony flavored a**hole that u are.. Chris... [peeks]

[webbie leaves]

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~*!t'$ J@d3 Tw33tY h3R3!!! r3Pp!N 2010*~
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy

"Oh Razz-B and J-Boog soo fine!" What? You're eatin raspberry flavored boogers?

Captain Razz? We are being attacked by sector J-Boog.
Lieutenant Fizz! PREPARE THE OMARIONS!!

I guess no1 in the mood since the whole chatzy thing, Asia and Bond. :-(
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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Shyness
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™
~!~MY STORY~!~
Super Model Chick!! Also read "His Appetite"..

someone add!!!!

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Run it!(>><(< La- La- La- LOVERS AND FRIENDS>)><< ((((another Lady A pro-duction)))) http://www.chrisbrownworld.com/node/278243
U can hate is you want to but your wastin your time. ..♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦- Lady A™♥▫♫
♥Luvv

-DEAD-
This Is All Quite Amusing..
=]

--
Instead of being hooked on Chris Brown;; you need to get Hooked on Phonics because you mos def. need it!
-Trace to a groupie =]

Damn yall. Where the hell is everybody? GET YALL ASSES IN HERE AND FINISH THE MR.BIGDIICK STORY!

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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Shyness
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™
~!~MY STORY~!~
Super Model Chick!! Also read "His Appetite"..

LMFAO! damn i aint been on here in a min and the adventures of mr. big dicck still be poppin?! yall are hilarious 4real! lol smh

LMFAO! damn i aint been on here in a min and the adventures of mr. big dicck still be poppin?! yall are hilarious 4real! lol smh

LMAO...........YALL IS A MESS.

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*``* The One and Only Sweet-Lady a.k.a Miss. Sweetz *``*

**``~``** 305 Haitian 4 Life **``~``**
**``~``**That Serious French Horn Player That Goes Hard**``~``**

**``~``** Reppin CBH To the Fullest We Do It Big Cuz Theres No Other Way To Do

::DEAD::!!!!
lmaoooo... ok now we need everyone to come back and stop bein bishes lol this story is losing it's flare! COME ON YALL LET'S GET IT TOGETHER PLEASE!!!!!!

We're losing it guys lmao

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~*!t'$ J@d3 Tw33tY h3R3!!! r3Pp!N 2010*~
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy
♥Giving && doing your best, to me, means giving 200% all the time. 100% is you giving your best, the other 100% is sharing your best with others and helping them reach their best.♥

CONTINUED:

Mr.BigDiick: Still waiting on that pussy, now ...
Chris: Gimme Dat!
Aleta: we aint givin you s***.**pulls out guns**
Bond: Yeah so raise up nigga!!!!!!**pulls out guns***
Chris: AHHHH!!!
Asia :That's right Chris,scream, say my name say my name!!!
Chris: Freak...
Asia: ..no i'm a border line freak..
Jamie: Chris, you just dont know how much i like you.
Chris :I love my fans...and Yaz...yessir
Jay: Suck my diick!!!!
Mr.BidDiick: Naw, they suck me first!**takes knife to stab Jay's d*******deflates**
Jay: **blows d*** back up like spongebob in that episode with the muscles** You cant stop the penis...penis...peniss
Ri: NAOH Beishhh, izz pwese dohnt staop daw muwseec, muwseec, muwseec
Everybody: **pulls out AK's to shoot forhead****doesnt die** DAMN!!!
Shae: Bastards..smh
Jay: SMD
Jamie: CLMAO!
J: Ri, its okay, lets go into the lambo...damn i'm sexy.
Jay: Suck my d***!!!
J: Sorry, I dont suck anything...
Asia: You sure about that?
J: okay...maybe tiddies...
Tracey: You want tiddies than go to fat joe.
Groupies:**including keke palmer** Ahh Chris!!! why didnt you pay attention to me at the KCA's..or the BET's, or the M&M's, or the ASPCA's, or the SMD's..
Jay: **diick slaps her** thats my awards!!! suck it b****...
**Paparazzi comes**
Ri: **gets naked in front of cameras**
Nat: Just because she's posing nude dont mean she a hoe.
Tracey: That's true but,...
Drake: **thhrows lime at Nat's head**
MrBigDiick: I'm waiting....
Everbody:**takes out AK's****bullets fly off**
Mr.BigDiick: see, i'm indestructable.
Chris: that's cuz, I'm hard....
Mr.BigDiick: I'll be hard forever ever ever...
Chris: And i wont let you fall man, let u fall...
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Run it!(>><(< La- La- La- LOVERS AND FRIENDS>)><< ((((another Lady A pro-duction)))) http://www.chrisbrownworld.com/node/278243
U can hate is you want to but your wastin your time. ..♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦- Lady A™♥▫♫
♥Luvv

LMAO @ princess of hiphop -dies-
Damn that was crazy funny

--
{Abryle&&Chris Brown}
I Wanna Be
Would It Be Cool, Would You Mind If I Called You My Boo
Take You Down
Your Body Body (Oooo) Your Body Body Up && Down

Asia: I can help him.
Chris: *smile* You can?
Jamie: Hell nah she can't.
Asia: What you mean I can't?
Chris: Girls, you don't have to fight. You both can have me and I love girl on girl action.
Jay:f*** that! Suck me up! Suck me up!!
Shae: Bastards
Kellz:-_-

I got nothing now..next.

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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Shyness
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™
~!~MY STORY~!~
Super Model Chick!! Also read "His Appetite"..

Me: What a b****.
(Ms. Joyce come over)
Joyce: Who made my son cry?
Everybody:Rihanna.
Joyce: I knew it! That's why I didn't want my son dating that part voodoo/bajan b****!
Everybody: WHOOA!
Bond: I didn't know mama joyce had it in her.
Yaz: I likey.
Rihanna: Eye thawght u lik mee.
Joyce: b**** who lied to you?
Trace: Might have been that extra weight on her head.
Rihanna: Eye hate amerikanz.
EVerybody: b**** we hate you too!
Jay: Suck my d***!
*Mariah Carey pop up*
Mariah Carey: Touch my body!
Jay: Hell yeah you can touch this d***.
Mr.BigDiick: ENOUGH! TIME FOR PUSSY!
Chris:Momma, make him stop.
Joyce: Boy I cant control yo hormones.

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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Shyness
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™
~!~MY STORY~!~
Super Model Chick!! Also read "His Appetite"..

CONTINUED-

I DIED SO MANY TIMES..WOW

Me-Man Im sick of all this mess
Jay-SMD!!
Me-fhs fhkjsadflhid fkasfia jfapo?
Jay-yea! fhskjfh fahuior anmckf fi!

Trace-(annoyed cus she cant get a dictionary)
Jamie-Chris can we get married?
Chris-I love my fans yo..

Rhi-Dats it Chwis its ova!Ihm seick of yew tehlin gewlh yew luvz dem!
Chris-Fine then!Yo bigasz forhead was blockin my career anyways!
Rhi-Unh-uh Jay-z saiad eye whas dein gewd!
Chris-B I dont give a F what Jay-z said!I know what he said
Shawty Lo-Whatcha talkin bout?Its LO!(pops up with song)
E/b-(does Lo dance)

Jay-z-(pops up and turns song off)Nigga Dats my song!(plays I know instead)
Rhi-(runs to Jay-z)Yayy my babe ihs here!

Chris-Baby?
Beyonce-(pops up)Ring the alarm!I been thru this too long!But I be da**ed if I see another chick on yo arm!
Jay-z-(raises hand)B go sit yo asz back in da car!
Beyonce-(belly dances back to car)To the left to the left..

Jay-B the car is that way!(points to right)
Beyonce-(flips hair and walks over to right tripping and falling)

Trace-Dang she clumsy
Groupies-(run over)OH MY GOD!!CHRIS BROOWWWNN!!WE LOVE YOU!
Bow wow-(growls at them to back up)

Chris-I love you to lil mama...and you..and you..yea you too(signs autographs)Buy Exclusive!In stores now!
Me-Man dat ish sucked!
Chris-(cries)But I worked so hard!(runs to Joyce)MOMMA!No one appreciates me!

Grr..that was crap.
My mind is blah.=/
Next!Lol

Instead of being hooked on Chris Brown;; you need to get Hooked on Phonics because you mos def. need it!
-Trace to a groupie =]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -momer than mom- @ Aleta's WHOLE post.
OMG A; you are a FOOL !

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Duh man, It's Tracey! Get with me or get lost.
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Sista Soul

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BWAHAHA

--

JAyLA AKA JAy ♥

SMD? You know you want to =)

SMDH @ JAY!!!!!!!!!!! ::dead::
Y'all stupid as hell but thas why I luv ya!!! lmao
Oh yeah I got y'all tho. I DON'T ALWAYS LAUGH FOR NO REASON!!! ... just every other day.
"J: Aleta, what did I ever do to you. You're the rib to my cage and this is how you treat me ? It's cause I look like quasimodo ain't it ?" ::DEAD!!!::
An DAMN LMFAOOO @ Ri not speakin a language at all an me havin tha bajan dictionary

"M-O-M-M-A everybody say MOMMA. where are you?!" ::makes reservations for heaven::

"Me: -hands Chris a "How to Man Up" manual-" ::damn can't be more dead::

anyway, CONTINUING!! lol

Me: [slaps the shiit outta Jay] WAKE UP BISH!
Jay: [jumps] MY DIICK!
Yaz: [sigh]
Kell: I wouldn't suck your d*** anyway. I'm only homo for Yaz [grabs Yaz's tiddy]
Yaz: And I, homo for Kell. [grabs Kell's tiddy]
Yaz && Kell: AND TOGETHER WE MAKE, KELLAZ!!! THE HOMO POWER RANGER!!! [make unnecessary body motions]
Chris: [takes off clothes] Like my PJ's?? [wearing Power ranger PJ's... like the full body suit ones wit the buttons on the ass] PELVIC THRUST! WHOOOO!!!! WHOOOOO!!! [pelvic thrusts like Spongebob && dances]
Shae: smh..
Me: ........... [pats Chris' shoulder]
[Lil Wayne pops up]
Wayne: [using voice thingy] Chris, you tryna lick tha lollipop? [looks at camera, lights dim and music starts] CALL ME, so I can make it juicy fo ya... [thrusts toward Chris]
[T-Pain swings in on a rope yelling like Tarzan and body slams Wayne]
T-Pain: NAPPY BOYYYY TO THE RESCUEEEEEE!!!! [wearing a cape && outfit that says NaPpY BoY in gold letters on the front and NB on the back]
[chris turns around and his face lights up]
Chris: NAPPY BOY! [runs to him in slow motion]
Everyone: [walks around him in normal time && looks at him like wtf]
T-Pain: Pretty boy... [grabs Chris' hands]
Chris: You CAME.... [eyes twinkle]
T-Pain: [looks at pants] Uh oh.. guess I did huh?
Everyone: uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh........
Chris: I can't do anything without you.. not even a simple song about nothing! [T-Pain leans in to kiss Chris]

[Rihanna comes back in;; Chris && T-Pain are interrupted]
Ri: Whaht abouht meh? EH EH EH
[The-Dream comes in with lawyers surrounding him like body guards;; ghetto entrance music plays]
The-Dream: [b**** slaps Ri] Biitch... where my money?
Ri: Ah.. Ah beehn trahyen toh geht eht buh-
The-Dream: NO! I'm taking the song back. [takes the song && leaves]
Ri: Eh eh eh... [a rain cloud covers her]Eht's raynin….
[everyone laughs and points at her]
Tracey: [turns her attention back to Chris] Biitch B- I mean Chris? What exactly is going on here?
Kay: [whispers to Shae] I think he speaks f@g fluently.

Chris: Well, since you asked-
[Omarion pushes Ri down some steps and takes her cloud]
E/B: WHAT THA....
O: [grabs a mic] IT'S RAINING MEN!!! HALLELUJIAH IT'S RAININ MEN, TINY MEN! [Bow falls out the rain cloud]
Jay: Ooohh a leprechaun! I can enslave him and make him suck my d***! [picks Bow up and stuffs him in her pants]
Bow: [suffocates]
[J Holiday come up]
J. Holiday: BED! [Ri get's happy]
Ri && J. Holiday: BED! EH! BED! EH!! BED! EH!!
The-Dream: 10! 10! 10! 10!
Chris: You! You! You! You!
Me: [eye twitches] I pull out my barreta! [R-Kelly comes back]
R Kelly: She pulled out her barreta...
Everyone: Now she gets close to the closet [I move to the closet]
R Kelly: Now she's openin tha closet... closet.. closet.. closet.. [I open the closet and J's sittin there with a voodoo doll of me, Shae, Jamie and T]
Kay: NIGGA WHAT THA FUUCK IS YOU...
Trace: SMGDH How many times J.. HOW. MANY. TIMES?
R Kelly: closet.. closet.. closet...
Kris: I knew that boy needed help.
J: aleta....
Me: [rolls eyes && points gun at him]
J: tracey.. save me from her... [clutches her legs]
Bond: [drop kicks J] BIATCH!

that's it right now lmao

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~*!t'$ J@d3 Tw33tY h3R3!!! r3Pp!N 2010*~
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy
♥Giving && doing your best, to me, means giving 200% all the time. 100% is you giving your best, the other 100% is sharing your best with others and helping them reach their best.♥

JAY YOU'RE f***ING NUTSSS!!!!
we'll see what i got....

Chris: (outta breath) I'm getting tired of sucking your d*** Jay
Jay: No, Suck my d*** all day..suck suck suck my d*** d*** d***
Jame: CLMAO!!!
Kay: f*** this, i'm on boycott
Asia: i'm on Boy-c**k.
Yaz: I dont care!
Chris: oohh damn, thats sexy she dont care..**sings** we can go anywhere, go anywhere, but first.....
J: **raps**..nigga you's a b**** tryna steal my fugly chatzy biutches, f*** all yall, UMMA get me some pussy, snitches....
Asia: What the hell is this hater rappin for?
Jay: JAMARIO, CAN U DO ME A FAVOR...SUCK MY d***!!!
bOW WOW: (GETS DOWN ON KNEES) i'LL SUCK IT!!!
Yaz: s***ty s***ty f*** f***, i dont care!!
Chris: ...*sings*...and dance forever ever ever...(blows bubble wit gum)..f*** double mint, I'm on that dubble bubble s***.
Mr.Big Diick: Always swallow never chew.

COMMERCIAL:...

**FAKE ASS DOUBLE MINT SMILE**
TELL ME..have your lips ever been well, chap? have they been so crusty that they so sharp you could chip off RiRi's fat ass forhead? Have your lips been so dry and ashy that crusty ass white english muffins are jealous? have you been fantasizing about having a big d*** on your lips like keke palmer has?
WELL DAMN YOUR OUTTA LUCK....
Sike b****es! INTRO DUCING...THE CHRIS d***!!!!
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF CHAP STICK, OR EVEN HSM CHAP STICK...f*** ALLT HAT, f*** THAT BLISTX AND CARMEX, YOU NEDD CHRIS d***.
Yes, chris d***, not Jay d*** (tho we will be releasing it soon). This will definitrly leave your face moisturized. Yes thats right, the cum in our Chris d*** flows out so fast, your face will be covered. Go ahaead lick it off. Act now and get our new and improved Pleasure Pack of Exclusive condoms. With a re-release of the cd, we need to come out with the Forever edition of our Exclusive Condoms. They arent different fromt the original condoms we just say that to f*** with your mind! **flashes fake ass double-mint smile** These Condoms Last Forever...Or at least % Hours or YOU DONT GET YOUR MONEY BACK!!!!
CALL NOW AT: 1-900-FOR-EVER (YES ITS A 900 NUMBER)
**warning on label**: we are not respnsible for any choking when using the Chris d***. Your ass was horny enough to buy it...so that s*** is your problem horny ass b****!!
THATS RIGHT, WE HERE AT ROOM Y-KELLY WANT YOU ALL TO REMEMBER:"ALWAYS SWALLOW NEVER CHEW!"

**Now back to our regularly scheduled bull s*****

Jame: Anyone got that new Chris d***?
Jay: What about Jay d***? (hold up Chris d*** with "Chris scribbled out and "Jay" written in)
J: They should have a pussy bar, my lips is chapped.
Asia: Shut up Mr. Conway.
J: Thats it, you and Trace get a time out!!!
Tracey: Why me?
J: cuz your my love.
Jay: Suck my d***,...**sings** I got the whole world in my pants....
Yaz: bish, shut up.
RiRi: nao, vyou shuh uhp biieeesh...Chrees, cohme fhwuck meh
Chris: What the f*** you say?

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Run it!(>><(< La- La- La- LOVERS AND FRIENDS>)><< ((((another Lady A pro-duction)))) http://www.chrisbrownworld.com/node/278243
U can hate is you want to but your wastin your time. ..♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦- Lady A™♥▫♫
♥Luvv

OH MY OH MY *hyperventalets* LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRACER ROFLLLL OMGGGGG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

--

JAyLA AKA JAy ♥

SMD? You know you want to =)

Mr.BigDiick: [walks into the room] Hey, who's this diick ? -points to Mrs.StayFly-
Jay: It's my Great Wall of Penis... you wanna suck it ? Get on line fool. There's 273643 people in front of you.
Mr.BigDiick: [cries] you're taking all my customers ! -runs away-
Me: SMH now you know FOR SURE he belongs to Chris. Pussy ass bittch
J: Someone come suck my diick... it's this ------------------ long; can you handle that ?
Aleta: [cracks up laughing] J; sit your pencil diick ass down for you get your feelings hurt.
J: Aleta, what did I ever do to you. You're the rib to my cage and this is how you treat me ? It's cause I look like quasimodo ain't it ?
Aleta: No, it's cause I don't like yo' ass.
J: That's it, I'm leaving ! Fck chatzy...
Me: [looks at watch] Damn it's 8 PM already ? Yup, time for the Jamario NF Show.
Bond: -annoyed-
Jay: You're annoyed ? Well SMD then ! it's free of charge.
Yaz: Y'all are so mean ! -runs after J-
Shae: Bastards SMH

-outside of chatzy-
Chris: Does anyone like me ?
E/B: No !
Chris: [cries to Tina] Tina, they don't like me.
Tina: Neither do I. -walks away-
Chris: [cries some more]
Me: MAN UP NIGGA; MAN UP !
Chris: But how ?
Me: -hands Chris a "How to Man Up" manual-
Chris: This is the best gift I've ever gotten, thanks! -skips down the yellowbrick road-
Aleta: Everyone let's go see the wizard ! -everyone skips down the yellowbrick road-
Bond: I need to ask the wizard for a dictionary.
Yaz: I need to ask the wizard for some height.
Asia: I need to ask him for some actual haters.
Mr.BigDiick: Yeah; I need to ask the wizard for some pussy.
Jay: Owwww !
Me: What ?
Jay: Y'all not skipping down the yellowbrick road; that's my diick you ass holes.
E/B: Oops !

LOL my brain is blahh; I'll have a better add later on.

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Duh man, It's Tracey! Get with me or get lost.
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Sista Soul

LMAOOOOOO -death to me- OMG Jay; you killed me man. Seriously.

"drake - pass the jay d*** flavored oreos" <------- ::mom::

--
Duh man, It's Tracey! Get with me or get lost.
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Sista Soul

"Groupies-OO!CAN WE HAVE HIS SPERM WHEN YOUR DONE!"

LMAOOOOOOOOO !
OMG I can so picture a groupie saying that too SMH

--
Duh man, It's Tracey! Get with me or get lost.
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Sista Soul

LMFAO Jay your a dip s***.

wow lol..............Mr. BD is back.........

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JaHmAAL N' ChRiSsY?????

MAyBe.....

ROTFL @ Jay

jay - MUHHDDIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
d*** d*** d***KK d*** THATS MY d***
thats MY s***
SO JUMP OFFA MY d***
CAUSE HER NAME IS MRS STAYY FLY
AND SHE LIKES TO READ!
SO THATS WHY SHES MY d***KK
AND CHRIS d***K AINT s*** COMPARED TO MY d***KK
CAUSE MY d*** IS AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
chris - but my d*** is supposed to be the best

LMAO!!!
--
{Abryle&&Chris Brown}
I Wanna Be
Would It Be Cool, Would You Mind If I Called You My Boo
Take You Down
Your Body Body (Oooo) Your Body Body Up && Down

LMAO BOND DOES IT MATTER? ROFLLLLL AT EVERYONES CHAPTERS..okay my turn..time to d***AFY THIS STORY EVEN more.
=)

jay - MUHHDDIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
d*** d*** d***KK d*** THATS MY d***
thats MY s***
SO JUMP OFFA MY d***
CAUSE HER NAME IS MRS STAYY FLY
AND SHE LIKES TO READ!
SO THATS WHY SHES MY d***KK
AND CHRIS d***K AINT s*** COMPARED TO MY d***KK
CAUSE MY d*** IS AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SO SUCK MY d***!

chris - but my d*** is supposed to be the best
unique - nuhuh mr stay fly is the s***..since when is there a mrs. stay fly?
j - girls cant have d***s, unless your rihanna
rihanna - wahadl sdfk asdfk skdl ?!
yaz - WTH IS THIS HOE SAYING?
Jade - *pulls out bajan d***tionary* she said, "huh, i want me some d***. gimme jays d***"
shae - smh wat a bastard.
kay - shae, just suck jays d*** you know yu want to and i sure as hell know i want to
shae - okay fine!
tracer- jay can i have your d*** next?

(INTERLUDE)

d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** JJJJAAAAYSSSSSSS DDIIIICKKK!!!

jay - yes d*** you may traceey.
jamie - can i have your d*** before tracer?
jay - jamie, d*** that wouldnt be fair now would it?
jamie - i;ll give you a dollar d***!
jay - alrite fine get on line..lol i rhymed d***K!
chris - d***.
unique - jays d***.
unique - jay let me suck your d***.
drake - pass the jay d*** flavored oreos
may - JAY GIMME YOUR d*** BEFORE I SHOOT SOMEONE
bond - d***! jay i need your d*** now. i must suck it now
jay - fine..ahh..just like last time. ALL THIS d***SUCKING OF MY d*** IS KILLING ME.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO..anywho, guys look at how much it says "d***" in my two chapters. ROFL.
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JAyLA AKA JAy ♥

SMD? You know you want to =)

M-O-M-M-A everybody say MOMMA. where are you?!
^^DEAD DEAD DEAD^^

LMAO
YALL NOT EVEN MAKIN SENCE NO MORE!
LMAO JAY'S WHOLE CHAPTER ABOUT HER D***!

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Instead of being hooked on Chris Brown;; you need to get Hooked on Phonics because you mos def. need it!
-Trace to a groupie =]

ROTFL!!!!
YALL HAVE ME CRACKIN UP!!!!!!!!

Chris: b**** boy? I feel threatened! Why are my fans always talking bad about me?! Waaaaaaaaaa
M-O-M-M-A everybody say MOMMA. where are you?! They said mean things about me!
LMAO!!!! GOT DAMN!!
--
{Abryle&&Chris Brown}
I Wanna Be
Would It Be Cool, Would You Mind If I Called You My Boo
Take You Down
Your Body Body (Oooo) Your Body Body Up && Down

lmao yall are lame!
Yaz: cause you a easy target Mini Willie.
J:*runs away crying*
Shae: Crying Bastard
Chris: what a little b****
E/B *looks at Chris*
Yaz: OMG b**** boy WHY are you talking?
Chris: b**** boy? I feel threatened! Why are my fans always talking bad about me?! Waaaaaaaaaa
M-O-M-M-A everybody say MOMMA. where are you?! They said mean things about me!
Ri: it ez okey babye I save yo
Trace: DAMN I cant even spell check that. *runs to dictionary to look up ez*

*Rihanna walk up to Jay*

Rihanna: Kan eye suck?
Everybody: WHAT THE f*** THAT b**** SAY?!
Rihanna: Eye sad kan eye suck?
Chris: Rihanna, I said talk slowly.
Rihanna: Butt Cris dis may accent.
Yaz: Bish just shut the f*** up already.
Bond: Why the hell is she here for anyways?
Rihanna: Eye lik cinnabuna.
Jade: *laugh out of nowhere*
Trace: What so damn funny?
Jade: Something I remember from last night.
Shae: Bastards.
J: Can we all just get alone and leave Rihanna alone.
Everybody: Shut up the f*** up!
Yaz: KISS MY ASS, J!
J: Why yall gotta pick on me

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~!~MY STORY~!~
Super Model Chick!! Also read "His Appetite"..

LMFAO@JAY LMAO OMFG!!! YOU HAD ME TRIPPIN!
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♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™
~!~MY STORY~!~
Super Model Chick!! Also read "His Appetite"..

Jamie: Uhh...CLMAO!!!
J: Damn...I"m hard..
Yaz: I'll take you.
Chris and Big Diick: Me First1!!!

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(IN THE ESCAPE CAR)

Jay - can someone suck my d***?
E/b - YES PLEASE JAY LET ME SUCK YOUR d***
Jay - okay chris you first. cause i know you want too the most..then yall know yall numbers...get in line

so eVERYONE sucks jays d*** and they move on

jay - tracer, can i have your guidance counselor?
tracer - uhm..no..why?
shae - SMH CAUSE JAYS A FREAK
yaz - Guys my date with jays d*** last night was awesome let me tell -(GCO)
asia - jay you a playa hata.
drake - i want oreos.
ari - me too
lexi - yall some fack hoes..can yall pass the oreos?
shae - SMH.BASTARDS!
jamie - CLAMO. ah...look at this picture of me, chris, and unique..i love them almost as much as i love jays d***!
jay - yeahhh i know
mocha - OMG JASON CASTRO. wait..why am i feening for jason when i should be feening for jays d***!?
trace - yeah thats what i was thinking!
bond - drake gimme the gotdamn oreos before i shoot yo ass up outta here
drake - man, im mister dun bein faithful..so dont mess wit me right now.
j - jay its all yo fault i aint get no love
jay - shutup and smd
j - fine *sucks jays d****
yaz - jay i wanna suck your d*** too!
jay - well come on then!
ari - grr...i need more jayd***
mocha - meee toooo..
jay - theres enough mrs stay fly to go around!
kay - bloody hell? jay why am i not sucking your d***?
jay - idk! come suck it now!
kay - okay! *sucks it*
britney - jay i want yo d***
lexi - nuhuh, that d*** is fack yall.
shae - smh, youre a bastard
drake - i want more oreos
j - jay i love you, aleta youre hott
jade - shutup jamario
jade - jay pass me your d*** i want it
Jay - OH WHEN WILL MY d***SUCKING EVER END!?

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JAyLA AKA JAy ♥

SMD? You know you want to =)

me:omg *i faint * *and wake up and chris brown is giving me mouth to mouth* then we escape and live happily ever singing lol

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~na-na~ holla at ya gurl

Me: Shut up Hater!! okay now Chris, just calm Mr. Bigdiick down okay, and you wil get the cinnabun....
Chris: I,I cant...help me help me help me, i want you to help me help me help me, i cant stop myself u effin lovely, i wanna have you screamin f*** you roughly!!!!
Yaz: Damn he's just so phuckable.
BD: ...here's big d***!!!muahahaha
Aleta: b**** back the f*** up or i'll shoot( pulls out tranquilizer gun) King Kong, aint got nothing on meee!!!!
**R-Kelly pulls up from chaocalate factory**
Me: How the hell we get in Chi-Town?
Jay: Suck My d***!!!!! Its longer than Chris'.
Chris: let me take you down i really wanna take you down....
R-K: Its the remix to ignition hot and fresh out the kistchen....
BD: Cinabuns fresh out the kistchen? Lead me to a booty now!!!
Chris: Here he goes again, make him stop mom make him stop.
Joayce: Boy shut up.
Chris: But i feel threatened.
E/B: What's new?
J: Dude, put that s*** away and make way for my johnny...you want sopme Jamie...
Jamie: Uhh...CLMAO!!!
J: Damn...I"m hard..
Yaz: I'll take you.
Chris and Big Diick: Me First1!!!

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♥Luvv

Yaz- AW f*** NO! If I get one more offense that ish is a felony! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! *puts on fake nose* *talks in small voice and starts doing moonwalk*
5-0- Micheal Jackson?
Yaz- *hides behind scooter*
5-0 AHA IT IS MICHEAL, HE LIKES LITTLE BOYS!
Yaz- b**** I'm Y f***ing Kelly OKKKK? *runs away*
Trace- *spell corrects* its OKAY b****!*runs away*
BD- *pulls out cinnabon scented lube*
Chris- AHHHHHHHHHH *runs away*
BG- *pops up out of nowhere* CINNABON!
Bond- OH NO he's coming to pull a cinnabon out of my booty meat! *runs away*
Shae- bastard asses left me
lmao thats all I got my brain is dead

Leta-Yea fo I have to bust a cap in you and ya b**** ass!
J-(raps)

Chris(stops crying suddenly)Which one? [::dead::]

Producer-(still waiting for money)[LMAOOOOOOOOOOO]
Shae-(recording eveything for youtube)

Rhi-(cries)Chris eye thout u said we whas goin to jamaica!
Chris-Bich I anit goin nowhere with you!

Chris-I love my fans yo!
Me-Shut yo highlighter a** up!We heard you already!
Chris-Buy exclusive!In stores now!

Groupies-OO!CAN WE HAVE HIS SPERM WHEN YOUR DONE! [WHAT THA FUUCK??? LMFAOOOOOOO]

Police-(comes back)That's it..we're gonna have to arrest you all
Jordin-For what?!?
Police-Just because we can

^^^^^^ ::writes will::
::dies::
::dies in afterlife::
::keeps laughing in dark blankness cuz there's no where else to die an go to::

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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy
♥Giving && doing your best, to me, means giving 200% all the time. 100% is you giving your best, the other 100% is sharing your best with others and helping them reach their best.♥

Lmao okay I guess I'll go...
Contiued from LetA'S-

Chris-::cries::
Trace-Nigga shut yo punk ass up!
Leta-Yea fo I have to bust a cap in you and ya b**** ass!
J-(raps)

Chris(stops crying suddenly)Which one?

Rhi-No noht emeh chris babee eyz luvhz you!
Groupie1-(appears with bat and torches)I know dat bich anit just say she love him!!
Chris-(waves and smiles)I love my fans!(puts on i love my fans shirt)

Jordin-This is some bulls***..Im bout to go get another tattoo(starts to leave)
Shae-Another?
Jordin-Uh..did I say another?(tries to leave)
Leta-(body slamms her&pulls her sleve up)
Everybody-(GASPS)

Kay-It says I love Chris!
Rhi-I thout u luvbvd emeh Chris!

Chris-(autographs Rhi's arm)I love my fans yo!
Drake-Women is pain man..
Me-Im bout to set it off in dis hoe...

Bow-(sings)I like them G-h-e-t-t-o..
Omari-(cries)I thought you said I was fine the way I was!(runs away crying)
Bow-No baby Im sorry!Come back!
Omari-(in cornor)Im so cold im so cold im so cold...

Trace-*The correct spelling is I'm..Omari..
Me-Bich shut the f up!Dont no body care right now!
J-Rhianna is fine..
Rhi-(happy)Tank you!Sumbodhee finahlyy apprechiates meh!(hugs J)
Chris-Awhh hell nawh!(grabs and backslaps Rhi)You in trouble toinight girl!(flips out cell)
Rhi(cries)Noh palease dont kall mr.big back!

Jordin-(still under leta)Can you let me go now!Theres no air!
Producer(pops up out of nowhere)Thats a copyrighted word mamm,you're gonna have to pay 350$
Jordin-Nigga I wrote the song!

Trace-Did she just say nigga?
Me-Awhh heelll nawwhh!!(reloads gun and hands one to Trace)
Jordin-(cries)Please dont kill me!(takes off jacket)Here take this!(hands me a cb jacket)
Chris-who gave her one of my jackets? dha f***?

Rhi-I haff one too!(shows Cb on side)
BreakfastClub(showws up)Aye man,why you givin away all our jackets?

Chrs-Bich didn't I tel you too stop wearin dat sh** in public!
Producer-(still waiting for money)
Shae-(recording eveything for youtube)
Rhi-Buht baby yew said ey wahs wifey!
Chris-Why all dese chicks think i wanna wife them?ayee..i just love my fans yo..
Jay-Suck my di**!

Rhi-*I wonder if chris knows i love him..

Chris-This is some crazy ish..im bout to call tina...she understands
Rhi-(cries)Chris eye thout u said we whas goin to jamaica!
Chris-Bich I anit goin nowhere with you!

Rhi-Yew just madd cus im more famus internationalyy dan yew Cwis!!
Jordin-Bich dont nobody like you in america anyways..thats why im american idol(spotlight comes on her as american idol theme song plays)
Rhi(mumbles)Thats why i anit vote for yo a** noways..

Chris-I love my fans yo!
Me-Shut yo highlighter a** up!We heard you already!
Chris-Buy exclusive!In stores now!

Me-That's it im bout to merk his a**..I already dont like you!(pulls out bazooka)
Groupies-OO!CAN WE HAVE HIS SPERM WHEN YOUR DONE!

Producer-Man lemme just go..anit nobody payin for ish noways..
Yaz-Dang my tittes are big..
Bow-(scooby doo noise)

Police-(comes back)That's it..we're gonna have to arrest you all
Jordin-For what?!?
Police-Just because we can
Me-Heckk nawh!I cant go back to da pen yo!(Throws grenades and everything goes up in smoke)
Chris-(screams like a girl)
Jordin-(trying to scream)I can't scream!My voice is effed up!
Alica Keya-(pops up)And Ima whoop yo a** cus you f'd up mine too!
J-Dang she fine..

*Eveybody scatters off*

Lmao
NEXT!
=]

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Instead of being hooked on Chris Brown;; you need to get Hooked on Phonics because you mos def. need it!
-Trace to a groupie =]

Jordin: BIITCH I MIGHT CAN'T SING BUT I CAN WHIP YO FAKE BAJAN ACCENT ARMY STOPPIN FOREHEAD ASS!! [pulls out a bat] Now let's see who can't breathe wit no air! [beats Ri wit bat]
Chris: [takes out a video camera]
^^DEAD^^

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Instead of being hooked on Chris Brown;; you need to get Hooked on Phonics because you mos def. need it!
-Trace to a groupie =]

[pulls out a box of exclusive condoms]
Me: BIGDIICK NO FUUCKING!! BIGDIICK NO FUUCKING!! [covers Mr. BigDiick in condom]
Mr. BD: Aww MAYAN!!!!
Me: NO! BAD BIGDIICK!! [points at him and wags finger] Mr. BigDiick I thought I put you in time-out! Who let you out? [everyone looks at Chris]
Chris: What? What y'all starin at me for? I ain't let him out... [looks at Rihanna]
Ri: Eh yuh knoh eht whusant meh Chrees. Ah wuhs trahyen toh rehlehs da gahs ehn mah hehd.
Me: Oh shiit... hurricane Katrina part two.
[Jordin Sparks comes up]
Jordin: TELL ME HOW I'M SPOSED TO BREATHE WIT NO- [cough cough] NO [hack hack] *voice is gone*
Everyone: [shock]
Ri: Hahahahaha beesh.
Jay: [throws a rock at Ri's head]
Chris: ::dies::
Jordin: BIITCH I MIGHT CAN'T SING BUT I CAN WHIP YO FAKE BAJAN ACCENT ARMY STOPPIN FOREHEAD ASS!! [pulls out a bat] Now let's see who can't breathe wit no air! [beats Ri wit bat]
Chris: [takes out a video camera]
Trace: HEY! Let's play nice... aww fuuck this peace-maker shiit [takes out brass-knuckles] I'ma whip yo ass Brooklyn style trick.
Yaz: STEP ASIDE!! You ain't never had yo ass beat till you got it beat by a 5'3" biitch! I can kick king kong's ass!! [body slams Ri]
[Police come]
Yaz && T: Aww shiit.
Jay: SUCK MY DIICK!!
Mr. BD: You first then I'll see what I can do.

5-0: Robyn Fenty?
Ri: Forehehd ahbeletehss ACTEHVEHTE! [forehead turns into a giant shield] Yehs officerr?
5-0: Your forehead is causing a solar eclipse. We're going to have to take you in.
Shae: BASTARD!
5-0: You're also under arrest Ms. Archer... for um.. shaking your head too much.
Shae: SMH!!! I hate the police! [Bond c0cks her gun and caps the officer]
Asia: You're a hater.
[Omarion and Bow appear out of nowhere]
O: Did someone mention diick-sucking?
Me: NO HOMO!!!! Son.. I'ma G.. there will be no suckin of diicks in my presence.
Yaz: Bow, aren't you supposed to be in your little hole? With all the other hobbits?
Bow: ..... Biitch aren't you my next door neighbor?
O: OH! [snaps in gay formation] My boo TOOOOLLLLD YOU!
Shae: Homo bastard...
Yaz: Damn O... you're almost as homo as J.
Trace: LEAVE O ALLOOOOONNEEE!!!!

[J comes out of NOWHERE]
J: .... man y y'all alwayz goin on me... i sewar won day i'ma jus go strait gangsrte on yall...
Asia: Que?
Me: NIGGA [steals Bond's gun] LEARN HOW TO SPEAK! Fo I cap you
J: aleta....
Trace: OMG STFU You know what [steals gun from me and caps J] The end.
Chris: YAY!!! Now I can escape and they won't notice!
Yaz: THA FUUCK U THINK UR GOIN?? UR BRIGHT ASS CAN'T HIDE!!! [calls CBW groupies] ATTACK!!!

[continued....]

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~*!t'$ J@d3 Tw33tY h3R3!!! r3Pp!N 2010*~
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy
♥Giving && doing your best, to me, means giving 200% all the time. 100% is you giving your best, the other 100% is sharing your best with others and helping them reach their best.♥