I sat at my desk staring at this camera my teacher gave out to my class today.we're suppose to
film our family for and month and half and than edit whatever we get into a short film (max:45 minutes)
.Now don't get me wrong when i say this i love my family honest to god i do but they are a bit dysfunctional
and yes that includes me too......*shakes her head*......i swear if this wasn't 60% of my
final grade i wouldn't be doing this s***.
*turns on camera.picks it up and turns in on self.*
"hi my name is Jordan c.brown ,I'm 16 and i go to St Daniels High. I'm the baby on both sides of the family.....i think but
I"m going to school to major in film. well that's enough about me lets go meet my family. *forces a big smile*
*turns the camera forward.walks into the next room.sees a girl dancing and singing into her brush in front of the mirror
in nothing but her underwear*
"ummmm *snickers* meet my sister Nani Brown she one of the most famous stylist only at the age of 20...hey Nani turn
around and say hi to the camera"
Nani turns around.screams.tries to cover up and starts yelling*
"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO f***ING DEAD YOU b**** GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT"
Nani starts throwing pillows while Jordan laughs and backs out of the room*
"okay okay I'm sorry sheesh I'm going".
turns the camera towards the stairways and spots someone coming up
"and this is my cousin Bre'na Brown ..wave to the people chanell"
Bre'na waves nonchantly.
"where you coming from on this lovely day"*asks Jordan*
"i was downstairs till your brother and his dragon came and f***ed up my aura"
"oh IT is down there"
"ummmmhmmm"*Bre'na replies as she walks away**
*Jordan to the camera:"watch this".Jordan jogs downstairs and walks into the living room"
"heyyyyyyyyyyy looky looky there goes my big bro bro Christopher and my future EX-sis-in-law HOE-fia "
*Sofia rolls her eyes and replies*
"umm hmm sure it is dear ANYWAYSSSSSSS Chris say hi to my classmates....my brother is Chris brown how f***ing .....lame is that"
*Chris and Jordan laugh.*
"please i know you glad to my sister"he says popping his collar
"HA! not when you got that THING hanging off your arm" Jordan says pointing to Sofia
Jordan to the camera:"and we're off to the kitchen"
"okay okay in here we have my lovely mother my aunt Nikki Brown and my big sis Heather ....say hello to the camera guys"
*Zooms in and out on her mom's face*
"Melody if you don't get that damn thing outta my face"Joyce says pointing a butter knife at her.
"ooo I'm so scared"Jordan says while laughing
"why you in there giving that girl a hard time"Nikki asks
*Jordan bats her eyes & pouts her bottom lip*
"why what are you talking about auntie"
"don't play that mess with me girl I'm the one who taught you kids that trick don't try it"she said
"honestly auntie i just be messing with the girl...trying see if shes got the touch skin need to be apart of this family"
"who don't have tough skin"a female voice asks
*turns camera in the direction of the voice*
"oh s*** its my homie my bestie my ace boon coon Renee "
*puts the camera on Renee as she throws up fake gang signs*
"oh god"Heather says laughing shaking her head
*Jordan and Renee to the camera- Jordan:"now what was all that s*** you was popping Jessica do she look like a man
b**** say something b**** i dare you double dare like i said we'll drop your big Ang looking ass hoe". Renee:"BAP! BAP!"*
Joyce"ya'll stop all that mess,melody cut off that camera and come help with dinner...you too Renee don't try to tip toe outta here
*Picture goes black*
Only changing it up a little until i get past the old adds then i'll really start writing