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0MG LMA0 Y0U GUYZ.. IM AB0UT T0 DIE!

0KAY! L0NG STORY BUT IM GONNA TELL U GUYS LMA0.. 0KAY S0 I BEEN TALKIN TO THIS DUDE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE SUMMER..HE CAME 0VER A FEW TIMES BUT WHEN MY PPL WEREN'T H0ME.. AND MY NEIGHBORS ARE USUALLY AT W0RK N STUFF.. N S0 U KN0W WHENEVER HE CAME 0VER HE PARKED.. WELL IM GUESSING HE PARKED KIND AIN THE STREET IN HER GRASS AREA... OKAY WELL HE CAME OVER ON TUESDAY.. BECAUSE SCHOOL LET OUT EARLY.. WE WAS JUS CHILLIN U KNOW.. N I DIDNT WANT HIM TO PARK IN MY DRIVE WAY JUST INCASE SOMEONE WANNA POP UP N COME HOME EARLY YA KNOW... OKAY.. SOO EVERYTHING WAS FINE.. UNTIL MY DAMN NON ENNGLISH SPEAKING NEIGHBOR CAME OVER AND WAS LIKE "OH CAN U PLEASE TELL THE YOUNG MAN IN THE GOLD CAR TO NOT PARK ON MY GRASS ANYMORE..HE BROKE MY SPRINKLER PIPES" SO MIND U WHILE SHES TELLING MY MOM THIS.. IM STANDING BEHIND MY MOM FACING THE WOMAN... SO MY MOMS LIKE .. "WHAT GOLD CAR???" AND SHES LIKE.." U KNOW THE GOLD ONE THAT A YOUNG MAN... HES NOT OLD.. HES YOUNG.. AND HE WALKS IN YOUR DIRECTION BACK N FORTH.. THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME EITHER" [THAT B!TCH MADE IT SEEM LIKE HE COME EVERY OTHA DAY.. THIS THE FIRST TIME IN 2 MONTHS] SO IM LIKE..."UHHHH WELL 3 WEEKS AGO MY FRIEND CAME TO DROP OFF MY IIPOD..." AND MY MAMA KEPT LOOKIN BACK N FORTH GIVIN ME DIRTY LOOKS LMAO.. I WAS ABOUT TO PEE IN MY PANTS!!!!! SO THE LADY GOES...."WELL IM JUS LETTIN U KNOW... OR WHEN THE NEXT TIME HE COMES ILL TELL HIM NOT TO PARK THERE!" SHE WAS NICE ABOUT IT.. LMAO BUT WHEN MY MAMA CLOSED THE DOOR.. SHE WAS LIKE.. "BRITTANY WHAT BOY IS COMIN IN MY HOUSE?!!!!!!!!!" I WAS LIKE.."MOMMY IDK WTF SHES TALKIN BOUT........" AND SHE BELIEVED ME!..MY MAMA JAMAICAN SO SHE CRAZY .. SHE WANTED TO GO N CURSE HER OUT FOR ACUSIN HER OF SUMTHIN THAT SHE AINT DO.. I WAS LIKE NO MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO.. BUT ME N MY MAMA ACTIN LIKE NUTTIN JUS HAPPEN.. BUT LORDDDDDDDDDDD I ALMOST PEED IN MY PANTS JUS NOW!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGG LMAO...WHAT SHUD I DO? IF ANYTHING ELSE COMES UP....... LOL WHAT SHUD I SAY?????

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ITS N0T LIKE HES JUS S0ME RAND0M NIGGA.. WE LIKE EACHOTHER.. BUT WE WENT THRU A L0T 0F STUFF BUT IM N0T G0IN INT0 DETAIL..L0L BUT ALL THIS TIME.. ALL THE TIMES HE CAME.. I TH0UGHT HE PARKED A LIL BIT D0WN THE STREET BY THE NEIGHBORS LAWN.. BUT MY MAA TALKED T0 THE LADY AGAIN N SHE WAS LIKE YEAH.. HE PARKED RIGHT BY MY H0USE N HERS.. LIKE 0N THE GRASS.. HARD T0 EXPLAIN BUT SHE SAID IT WAS BY THIS TREE N I WAS LIKE ..WTF?!!! THAT TREE IS BY MY WIND0W SO I WAS LIKE DAMN IM REALLY CAUGHT N0W.. S0 MY MAMA ASKED ME AGAIN T0DAY.. N SHE WAS CALM AB0UT IT.. I WAS LIKE MAMA IDK WHAT U TALKIN B0UT OR HER... N SHE WAS LIKE WELL WHEN I WAS TALKIN T0 0UR NEIGHBOR, I TOLD HER TO WRITE THE LICENSE PLATE N0W S0 I CAN GET IT SCANNED AT W0RK [SHE WORKS WHERE A LOT OF POPOS AT] I WAS LIKE 0H YEAH SHE SHOULD..LMAO! 0MG MY HEART DROPPED WHEN SHE WAS TELLIN ME THIS BECAUSE SHE WAS LIKE THE LASY WAS GONNA WRITE IT DOWN BUT THE CAR WHEN TOO FAST.. AND ITS A LIL BLACK BOY [HES NOT LIL..LOL] HE MUST BE ABOUT 16 AND HE PARKED THERE M0RE THAN ONCE.. N MY MOMS LIKE U SURE U DONT KNOW BRITT.. AND IM LIKE YES.. N SHE WAS LIKE WELL IM GONA FIND OUT SOONER OR LATER WHO IT IS WHETHER UR LYING.. I WAS LIKE..OKAYYYYYYYY.. LMAO SOOO I THINK SHE KNOWS...BUT I GUESS SHES WAITING FOR HIM TO COME AGAIN SO I CAN GET CAUGHT! LOL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

u real lcky my grandma woould of got on my butt 4 dat lolz

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Ur mom's a Jamaican, huh? Yep my mom doesn't take well to any1 accusing me of anything either. lol. Can't he park like a lil way down from ur place then make his way on foot? Or at least come in a car that'll be a lil less noticable? *gold/lol* Just asking... I hate my neighbors, they take neighborhood watch to a whole diff. level. (they survey my place like they getting paid or something) U gotta be a lil more careful or at least let ur mom know wzz^ up. (p.s. don't gotta give up too much info.) lol

U lucky ur mom believed u cuz as much as my parents try to make it seem like they trust me, I don't think they do. If that were me I probably would have gotten a long ass lecture about how I could have gotten raped and all this other shii.

gurl u lucky cuz if it was me my momz woulda flipped out on me....

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naw but fareal a nigga that only comes over when your parents are away has other intentions

not to be the grown or nothin but ....DONT BE HAVIN DAT NIGGA OVA AND THEN U AINT GOTTA WORRY ABOUT SHYT!!!!!!!!!

omg haha my momma would just beat my ass right then and there your lucky she believed you

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YEAH TRUE! BUT HE WAS LIKE WELL DANG WHERE IMA PARK N0W.. AND I WAS LIKE.. UHMMM I HAVE N0 CLUE! L0L.. BUT THERES S0MEWHERE WHERE HE CAN PARK AT.. IM JUS STILL SH0CKED!

wow, you got out of that one, but dont let him come to your house anymore when your mom's not home, cause she could have the neighboer to start keeping a closer eye on him . .