well i feel we need some positive energy. so i found this on my computer. i think its from the old Chris B. messageboard. lmfao. feel free to add your own! enjoy (:
1. DON'T pull and tug on him like you don't have any sense. I'm sure you love him and all... but damn, he's not going to evaporate. (remember: a meeting consists of eye contact, and a formal greeting between each other. So if you back stage of a concert or something, and he coming out and rushing to his bus, you didn't meet him. You can do all the tugging you want then, cause he is leaving
2. DON"T tell him you married to him. He might smile and laugh at you, but I’m sure in his head he like "wtf..."
3. DON'T ask him to give you anything weird, like a shoe for proof, or his boxers or something. That’s just weird. Plus, that doesn’t make you look too good...
4. DON"T ask Chris what he thinks about your looks... just assume that he thinks your beautiful
5. DON"T, I repeat DON"T throw yourself at him! Ladies, I KNOW, he is a fine cut of a man, but don't disgrace the female name! We already got some bad titles as it is don't make them seem true!
6. PLEASE do not sing his songs to him and put you and him in the song it sounds cute but it's a lil crazy
7. PLEASE don’t talk about the girls in the video (I’ve seen it happen) the look on his face says HATER!!! its not a good look for you
8. PLEASE do not say anything vulgar (nasty)! The boy is only 18 although he will hear it eventually just make sure he doesn't hear it from you.
9. PLEASE Do not rip Chris's Shirt off or try to leave with one of his limbs
10. DO NOT kiss him without him expecting it...We don’t want him to get mono or lip herpes...thank you
11. DO NOT fight other females over Chris when he is standing there
12. PLEASE remember to wear CLOTHES when you meet Chris
13. DO NOT Touch Chris in inappropriate places when you meet him....
14. IF Chris rejects you, do not turn into a ghetto queen...(refer to Chris' demonstration on 106 and park like last year..)
15. DO NOT tell him u are getting a tattoo with his name on it (wow, that would be weird)
16. DO NOT ask if u could give him a lap dance (only makes u look like a freak)
17. DO NOT ask to go back to his hotel room
18. DO NOT run up to him and start cursing him out about stuff u heard on this board.
19. DO NOT ask if you could be his girlfriend
20. DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR FEET
21. DO NOT go up to him and beg him to sign any body part that is supposed to be covered up (like your titty).... he doesn't want to see that s***, and neither does any of the other fans.
22. DO NOT try and steal his phone/ sidekick...we do not need another Paris Hilton situation going down.
23. DO NOT ask him if he has a girl...because he has to answer questions like that at every damn interview he does.
24. DO NOT throw or give your dirty, funky, stained granny panties
25. DON'T give him your picture, especially if everyone knows you’re ugly but U