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50 do's & dont's when you meet. chris lol.

well i feel we need some positive energy. so i found this on my computer. i think its from the old Chris B. messageboard. lmfao. feel free to add your own! enjoy (:

1. DON'T pull and tug on him like you don't have any sense. I'm sure you love him and all... but damn, he's not going to evaporate. (remember: a meeting consists of eye contact, and a formal greeting between each other. So if you back stage of a concert or something, and he coming out and rushing to his bus, you didn't meet him. You can do all the tugging you want then, cause he is leaving
2. DON"T tell him you married to him. He might smile and laugh at you, but I’m sure in his head he like "wtf..."
3. DON'T ask him to give you anything weird, like a shoe for proof, or his boxers or something. That’s just weird. Plus, that doesn’t make you look too good...
4. DON"T ask Chris what he thinks about your looks... just assume that he thinks your beautiful
5. DON"T, I repeat DON"T throw yourself at him! Ladies, I KNOW, he is a fine cut of a man, but don't disgrace the female name! We already got some bad titles as it is don't make them seem true!
6. PLEASE do not sing his songs to him and put you and him in the song it sounds cute but it's a lil crazy
7. PLEASE don’t talk about the girls in the video (I’ve seen it happen) the look on his face says HATER!!! its not a good look for you
8. PLEASE do not say anything vulgar (nasty)! The boy is only 18 although he will hear it eventually just make sure he doesn't hear it from you.
9. PLEASE Do not rip Chris's Shirt off or try to leave with one of his limbs
10. DO NOT kiss him without him expecting it...We don’t want him to get mono or lip herpes...thank you
11. DO NOT fight other females over Chris when he is standing there
12. PLEASE remember to wear CLOTHES when you meet Chris
13. DO NOT Touch Chris in inappropriate places when you meet him....
14. IF Chris rejects you, do not turn into a ghetto queen...(refer to Chris' demonstration on 106 and park like last year..)
15. DO NOT tell him u are getting a tattoo with his name on it (wow, that would be weird)
16. DO NOT ask if u could give him a lap dance (only makes u look like a freak)
17. DO NOT ask to go back to his hotel room
18. DO NOT run up to him and start cursing him out about stuff u heard on this board.
19. DO NOT ask if you could be his girlfriend
20. DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR FEET
21. DO NOT go up to him and beg him to sign any body part that is supposed to be covered up (like your titty).... he doesn't want to see that s***, and neither does any of the other fans.
22. DO NOT try and steal his phone/ sidekick...we do not need another Paris Hilton situation going down.
23. DO NOT ask him if he has a girl...because he has to answer questions like that at every damn interview he does.
24. DO NOT throw or give your dirty, funky, stained granny panties
25. DON'T give him your picture, especially if everyone knows you’re ugly but U

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hardy har har

i didn't read it

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LMAOOOO funny stuff.

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Lisha80, my girl, when is your concert?

I'll behave myself I promise.

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this s*** is funny. but i'll rememba this when i meet him though.
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ROFLMFAOOOOOO at #12,13,20,and 21 i would seriously do 13 and 21

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lmao my friend always said if she met him she go straight groupie on him and thats when i realized to never take her to a cb meet n greet
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okey dokey.

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56) Do NOT follow and/or yell at his tour bus..your the reason he doesnt go out in public
57) Do not sit outside his house day and night...eww
58) DO NOT show him your collection of HIS pictures..he's seen them, he took them
59) Do NOTTT ask him what he's like in bed..thats the reason you aint in it
60) Do NOT ask him to sign his own hat that you stole when he was at the mall..he wont

haha this fun..and the list can go on FOREVER..man they got some crazy ass chicks huh?
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LMFAO! @ 55) Do NOT tell him you picture its him when your doing your BF..because he's a smart enough boy to know your the reason restraining oders were created

lmao!

dead @ #2, 4, 7, 36, 37, 39 my stomach hurts I was laughing so hard because I could really see people doing these things!!

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LMAO @ Cherry. Those were funny.

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Wow! That all is so true! What if Chris went to give someone a mouth to mouth and their breath was like Jim Jones. Ballin'!!! Chris would be like " Girl your breath stinks and you need to brush, It should've happened if you got messed up, One bad faint started this whole thing now look at the damage,look at the damage,the damage,damage that you caused me,you know you stopped my heart,cause you didn't brush now look at the damage, look at the damage that you caused."

Omfg this is funny, and tottaly true.

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omfg the wet dream one was funny!

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lmao
51) Do NOT tell him about the wet dream you had last night w/ him in it..because I can assure you he wont return the favor
52) DO NOT tell him you named your child after him
53) Do NOT try to hook your self up w/ him by means of HIS momma
54) Do not ask him for Chozins number [[lmfao my friend wanted to do that]]
55) Do NOT tell him you picture its him when your doing your BF..because he's a smart enough boy to know your the reason restraining oders were created

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lol, that is funny, and so true!

33. Don't jump all over.
34. Don't try to rub and caress him in an umconfortable way.
35. Don't ask for his phone mumber, adress or anything of that sort.
36. Don't ask him personal questions like "are you a virgin"?
37. Do, be calm, cool, and collective
38. Do actcivilized
39. Do, be yourself(unless you are loud obnoxiuos, rude and just out there)

lol :)

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I love these. Some of them are pretty funny

LMAO I remember this. The one about [don't ask him to sign a bootleg of his CD] and the one about [don't ask him "Chris can you run it?" cause he might run the hell away from you] had me weak as hell.

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lmao! that is so true!

wat happened at 106 n park tho? [#14]

that is funny but ppl would try that stuff 4real.

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26. DO NOT come looking busted down when u meet him...please do your hair, wash your clothes and look presentable
27. DO NOT try to get Chris to get you a deal... please, make it on your own
28. DO NOT ask him why he hate feet... I mean, damn, he just do
29. DO have a tic tac and some perfume and stuff if you think you smell and your breath stinks..
30. DO dress nice..not like no lil bust down from the street..
31. DO NOT expect him to sign a bootleg or another artist's cd
32. DO NOT pretend to pass out and wait for a mouth to mouth
33. DO NOT get your mom to set you up (someone tried that in the UK)
34. Don't say:” Chris I got your number off your message board and I called you why didn't you call me back" lol (do you really need an answer to that one)
35. DO NOT SAY: Chris OMG I love you so much I built you a shrine you want to see it?"(Don’t be surprised if you turn around and he's gone)
36. DO NOT do the dance sequences from his video's "Run It" and "Yo(Excuse Me Miss) or any other video (he already knows them, they are his videos
37. DO NOT show him the list you created of baby names if you and him got together (nobody wants to see that and it'll make things pretty awkward)
38. DO NOT tell him that you're meant to be with him just because you like cheesecake (remember Diddy likes cheesecake too)
39. DO NOT show him the baby picture you have of him in your wallet (you'll end up busting your own bubble cause you know he didn't give it to you and it will reveal the truth: you copied, pasted and printed)
39. DO NOT show him a picture of your face and his face blended together and tell him:” See Chris that's what our kids will like"
40. DO NOT say: "Chris I heard you moved to N.J. that's like down the block from my house what's your address?" (he's not stupid)
41. DO NOT say:” Chris can you really run it?"(He might just run.... the hell away from you)
42. DO NOT re-do his whole album in your voice and give it to him as a demo and say:” You think I have a shot at fame" (you should be shot you just bit his whole album the only thing that's different is that you used your own voice wtf is wrong with you)
43. DO NOT sing "Dangerously in Love" by Beyonce to him (he may just look at you like you're dangerous)
44. DO NOT think that just because you can do the heel toe that you can be his background dancer (come on now do you really think that'll get you in the industry let alone give you a job as his background dancer l I know you seen him dance before. You're not even close)
45. DO WASH up real good you don’t want to see him covering his nose or holding his breath.
46. DO NOT rub on his hair or nothing (dude will look at you like you crazy)
47. DO NOT wink at Chris constantly cause he’ll think you have an eye problem
48. DO NOT stare at Chris so much that hell think your c**keyed or something
49. DO NOT wet yourself if you meet Chris that’s very childish and think of going to the bathroom before you see him
50. DO NOT bring a video camera with you and tape your whole meeting with Chris(we know what happens when those get out)

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