This was an idea I got from my sis Ash. Shouts out to my crazy sistas Yaz, T, Ash, Kayla, and Nissa. Sorry if I forgot anyone who wrote in that funny ass story lmao
So here's the idea. I'm gonna start the story off and everyone just throw in ur funniest ideas and keep the story moving.
You are Agent Bo-BrendaQuana.. but your friends call you Bob. Right now you're undercover as a super hero named Lady Dragon. Your mission is to find Chris Brown and arrest him for being a crazy mofo.
SOME TIME IN 2015.....
- ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN IS ON THE RUN FROM THE POLICE. HE IS BEING CHARGED FOR BEING TOO CRAZY IN A PUBLIC PLACE AND SCARING YOUNG GIRLS BY TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT AND EXPOSING HIS SKINNY NAKED CHEST.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO ON HIM PLEASE CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES.
I turned the T.V. off and laughed. I scratched my nuts and rolled off the couch.
<strong>Chris:</strong> Aww s*** that hurt! [rubbing butt]
Just then someone burst through my window. I jumped up, tripped and fell back down.
<strong>Lady Dragon:</strong> [flies into window, rolls on floor, stumbles to get up, trips and gets up and looks around like nothing happened] HAHAHAHAHA
<strong>Chris:</strong> [runs and hides behind the lamp].... uh.. wtf?? Wh-who are you?
<strong>Lady Dragon:</strong> [thrusting] I'm Lady Dragon.. and I'm going to arrest you.
<strong>Chris:</strong> [peeking around lamp] Oh REALLY
<strong>Lady Dragon:</strong> [talking like a power ranger] YES. I WILL ARREST YOU. OK! I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
*power rangers theme starts and the rangers come out of nowhere*
<strong>Power Rangers:</strong> GO GO POWER RANGERRRRSSSSSS [dancing and pretend fighting; the pink ranger's sword breaks]
<strong>Pink Ranger:</strong> HEY BLACK RANGER YOU BROKE MY SWORD!!!
<strong>Black Ranger:</strong> WHAT THA *sigh* [takes off helmet] Look you little spoiled b****. Ever since I joined this fcukin group y'all been treatin me like da token black dude. Don't u think it's kinda ironic that tha only black guy in this group is tha BLACK RANGER??? I'm sick of this s***. That's tha LAST time y'all gon get me in trouble on some rape charges for little Kimberly or wuteva tha hell her name is [takes out AK-47] ASTA LA VISTA BIOTCH [shoots Kimberly and she disappears]
<strong>Chris:</strong> [looks like w...tf.] 0.0 ......
<strong>Black Ranger:</strong> I'm sorry my nigga continue doin wut u doin playaaaa [pounds chest and puts fist in air] Let's go b****es [presses button on watch and they disappear]
<strong>Chris:</strong> CUT TO THA CHASE THIS s*** IS CRAZY!!
<strong>Lady Dragon:</strong> [grinding on floor to Take You Down] Take you down.... I'm gonna take you down...
*Chris just looks like omg... u retard; someone busts through the door*
<strong>Chris:</strong> [looks scared as hell then puts his hand on his forehead] Not again... nigga I thought I-(gco)
<strong>Mr. BigDiick:</strong> AWW SHUT THAT s*** UP. Now we gon have some fun [cheesin]
Remember, there are no rules. Just have fun an act stupid lol