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♦▫WÅŅΤĖĐ: ChR!$ Br33zY▫♦[WUT U SAY NICCA???] GUILTY ON CHARGES OF INSANITY;; A Random Free-for-All Chris Story

This was an idea I got from my sis Ash. Shouts out to my crazy sistas Yaz, T, Ash, Kayla, and Nissa. Sorry if I forgot anyone who wrote in that funny ass story lmao

So here's the idea. I'm gonna start the story off and everyone just throw in ur funniest ideas and keep the story moving.

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You are Agent Bo-BrendaQuana.. but your friends call you Bob. Right now you're undercover as a super hero named Lady Dragon. Your mission is to find Chris Brown and arrest him for being a crazy mofo.

SOME TIME IN 2015.....

Chris' P.O.V.

NEWS:
- ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN IS ON THE RUN FROM THE POLICE. HE IS BEING CHARGED FOR BEING TOO CRAZY IN A PUBLIC PLACE AND SCARING YOUNG GIRLS BY TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT AND EXPOSING HIS SKINNY NAKED CHEST.

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO ON HIM PLEASE CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES.

I turned the T.V. off and laughed. I scratched my nuts and rolled off the couch.

<strong>Chris:</strong> Aww s*** that hurt! [rubbing butt]
Just then someone burst through my window. I jumped up, tripped and fell back down.

<strong>Lady Dragon:</strong> [flies into window, rolls on floor, stumbles to get up, trips and gets up and looks around like nothing happened] HAHAHAHAHA
<strong>Chris:</strong> [runs and hides behind the lamp].... uh.. wtf?? Wh-who are you?
<strong>Lady Dragon:</strong> [thrusting] I'm Lady Dragon.. and I'm going to arrest you.
<strong>Chris:</strong> [peeking around lamp] Oh REALLY
<strong>Lady Dragon:</strong> [talking like a power ranger] YES. I WILL ARREST YOU. OK! I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
*power rangers theme starts and the rangers come out of nowhere*

<strong>Power Rangers:</strong> GO GO POWER RANGERRRRSSSSSS [dancing and pretend fighting; the pink ranger's sword breaks]
<strong>Pink Ranger:</strong> HEY BLACK RANGER YOU BROKE MY SWORD!!!
<strong>Black Ranger:</strong> WHAT THA *sigh* [takes off helmet] Look you little spoiled b****. Ever since I joined this fcukin group y'all been treatin me like da token black dude. Don't u think it's kinda ironic that tha only black guy in this group is tha BLACK RANGER??? I'm sick of this s***. That's tha LAST time y'all gon get me in trouble on some rape charges for little Kimberly or wuteva tha hell her name is [takes out AK-47] ASTA LA VISTA BIOTCH [shoots Kimberly and she disappears]
<strong>Chris:</strong> [looks like w...tf.] 0.0 ......
<strong>Black Ranger:</strong> I'm sorry my nigga continue doin wut u doin playaaaa [pounds chest and puts fist in air] Let's go b****es [presses button on watch and they disappear]
<strong>Chris:</strong> CUT TO THA CHASE THIS s*** IS CRAZY!!
<strong>Lady Dragon:</strong> [grinding on floor to Take You Down] Take you down.... I'm gonna take you down...
*Chris just looks like omg... u retard; someone busts through the door*
<strong>Chris:</strong> [looks scared as hell then puts his hand on his forehead] Not again... nigga I thought I-(gco)
<strong>Mr. BigDiick:</strong> AWW SHUT THAT s*** UP. Now we gon have some fun [cheesin]

continued...
Remember, there are no rules. Just have fun an act stupid lol

Comments

My bad lol
Keep it goin I'ma run my other story an think up some funny stuff for this one lol

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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy
You can't believe it, you can't conceive it
You can't touch me, I'm [[**uNt0uChAbL3**]]
And I know you hate it and you can't take it
You'll NEVER break me, I'm [[**uNbR3aKaBl3**]

Where the hell is Jade? *Yellin out* JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Shyness
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™
~!~MY STORY~!~
<a href="http://www.chrisbrownworld.com/node/66477">Super Model Chick!!</a> Also read "His Appetite"..

lmao
RUN IT

y'all are crazy man dis some LOL s***...too funny!!i need to know ppl like dis more often
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BaBy~KaY aka ChRiS BrEeZy GiRl

LMAO! Hell nah!

--Lady D and Chris in da car--

Chris: Who the fuc is this nigga?
L.D: I dunno. Let's just run his ass over. *start the car up and drives off*
Chris:*look in the back seat and find cinnabuns* Yummy!
Lady D: What?
Chris: Look what I just found!
Lady D: Oh for goodness sakes!
Chris: And extra cream!
Lady D: Umm...Chris...
Chris:*take a bite of one* Hmm and it's still warm.
Lady D: That dnt look like cream...
Chris:*spit out the piece* DAMN! Was that nut I tasted?
Lady D: Do u know how nut taste?
Chris: uhh...uh...uh....

( BARNEY POP OUT OF NO WHERE)

Barney: I love u! U love me!
Chris: Ayo, run over this purple motherf***a!
Lady D: U read my mind. *speed up to hit him*
Barney: I love...uh oh!

(Barney flies in the sky sayin...)

Barney: WTF I EVERY DID TO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...............

NOTE: SUMTHING BIG FELL OUT THE SKY WAS BARNEY BIG ASS LOL)

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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Shyness
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™
~!~MY STORY~!~
<a href="http://www.chrisbrownworld.com/node/66477">Super Model Chick!!</a> Also read "His Appetite"..

damn, you all is crazy.lol. Run it!!!!!!!!!!!
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All u haterz can hate if u want to but u wastin your time.

♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Lady A
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™

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jenny! chris' latina sweetheart :)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUN IT

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All u haterz can hate if u want to but u wastin your time.

♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Lady A
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™

oh ok. lol so far the story is ode hilarious! u made a great idea.
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jenny! chris' latina sweetheart :)

go ahead. you don't need to ask me to add. just make sure it goes with what the person before you wrote so this story makes at least a little sense lol
I called some reinforcements to help make this story even funnier. I'll see what I can think of to add... I just woke up so bear wit meh lol

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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™

i wanna add! i wanna add!

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jenny! chris' latina sweetheart :)

all of a sudden the spartans come and stop chris and ld.
the spartans: it's time stomp the yard b******!
ld/chris: wtf!?
(one spartan starts to crump of up in chris' face)
chris: oh yeah!? well i'll beat yo skinny white ass right now!
(chris start krumpin')
ld: oh hell no. this is some f****** stupid suga honey ice tea that is goin' on!
(everyone stops)
the spartans: this is sparta!!!
chris/ld: holy s****!
(they start to run after l.d and chris. they run away to the car and rakishi from wrestiling comes and dry humps the car. all of a sudden something big drops from the sky......

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jenny! chris' latina sweetheart :)

all of a sudden the spartans come and stop chris and ld.
the spartans: it's time stomp the yard b******!
ld/chris: wtf!?
(one spartan starts to crump of up in chris' face)
chris: oh yeah!? well i'll beat yo skinny white ass right now!
(chris start krumpin')
ld: oh hell no. this is some f****** stupid suga honey ice tea that is goin' on!
(everyone stops)
the spartans: this is sparta!!!
chris/ld: holy s****!
(they start to run after l.d and chris. they run away to the car and rakishi from wrestiling comes and dry humps the car. all of a sudden something big drops from the sky......

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jenny! chris' latina sweetheart :)

CHRIS:DOWN..YA KNOW DOWN[PINTS TO HIS PANTS]
ELMO:OH DOWN!!!HELL NO!!WTH DO U THIKN I AM,A PUPPET YOU CAN CONTROL?!
CHRIS:WELL...
ELMO:NO WELLS NIGGA,IM OUT..LADY DRAGON,IM OUT!SEE YOU TONIGHT BABY!
LD:IIGHT BABY[KISSES HIM]
CHRIS:EWWWWW
LD:NOW TIME TO TAKE YA YELLA ASS TO JAIL[GOES OUTSIDE AND THROWS HIM IN THE TRUNK]
LD STARTS DRIVING WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN CHRIS KICKS THE WINDOW OPEN AND JUMPS OUT THE CAR
LD:SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
CHRIS:HAHAHHAHAHA[RUNS IN THE WOODS AND LD PULLS OVER AND CHASES HIM]

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Read My Stories
I Love This White Girl[A Highschool Story].

Love In Time Square

The Spotlight Changed You

LMFAO!THIS IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!1

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Read My Stories
I Love This White Girl[A Highschool Story].

Love In Time Square

The Spotlight Changed You

(ROLLING ON THA FLOOR CRYING) OH SH** THIS IS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!
!RUN IT!
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*** LUV HONEY_BEE ***

elmo - well wats the song?
chris - k..here goes nothing
TAKE YOU DOWWWN
I REALLY WANNA TAKEE YOU DOWWWWNN
AND SHOW U WAT IM ABOUTTTTTt
I WANNA TAKEE YOU DOWNNN
YA (gco by elmo)
elmo - wait..i dont get it..where is down?..is that a town?..hhaha..town nd down rhyme..but really..where do u wanna take me?

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LEARN FROM YESTERDAY
LIVE FOR TODAY
HOPE FOR TOMORROW

JAYLA AKA JAY

LMAO!!!
run it

LMAO @ he got a gay look on his face lol
(yall r funny keep it up while i get my funny juices goin lol)

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~* !t'$ J@d3 Tw33tY h3R3!!! r3Pp!N 2010*~

♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™

bow wow~ who cares ,stop distractin so he can SUCK IT!
O~yeah i think it tastes gud n.e way
l.d~u iz a nasty mofo
chris~u iz too talkin bout 'take u down'
l.d~hey it waz yo so(GCO)
o~okay,bowwow itz mii turn
bowwow~iight,iight,i mean atleast u got a pu.ssy
l.d/chris~eeeewwww!!!
bow/o~wat itz tru?!
l.d~alright chris letz go,i might start wantin to suck sumthin soon......and it ain't mii thumb
chris~i got what u need right(GCO)
l.d~wait,no i meant a popsicle,like the food?! duh,and u ain't slick,u still arrested.
elmo~i'm baaaaackk
chris~hey thatz mii line!!!
elmo~n.e.ways,l.d u ready fo me?!?
l.d~srry baby i got buziness tonight,ooooorrrr,chris maybe we can delay that arresting and have a(GCO)
elmo/chris~slumber party!!!!!!!
l.d~no a threesum!!!!!!!
bowwow/o~i wanna be der
l.d/elmo/chris~NO!!!!!
l.d~alright wherez the nearest bedroom i'm ready!
chris~i neva agreed
l.d/elmo~soooooooooo..............
chris~(gay luk on hiz face)OKAY,and elmo i made a song for u.
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take me down
anytime,howeva u want.
it ain't my first time but we can pretend.haha

O - YES DADDY
BOWWOW - GOOD..NOW GET ON YA KNEES
O - BUT BAYYBYYYYY
BOWWOW - BUTS?!..I AINT ASK FOR NO ANAL..I SED SUCK MA D**K
O - UGHH..FINNEE
BOWWOW - THATS WAT I THOUGHT
CHRIS - CANT YALL DO THAT SUMWHEREE ELSE..LIKE..NOT IT FRONT OF ME??
LADY DRAGON - FAREALLLLLLLL...U TWO IS NASTY
O - SHUTUP..U JUSS WISH U WAS BOWWOW RITE NOW
BOWWOW - DID U SAY U COULD TALK!?!?!..GET BACK TO DO WAT U DO BEST..SUCK!
O - I WILL..BUT FOR A BUCK!
CHRIS - LAWL..THAT RHYMED

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LEARN FROM YESTERDAY
LIVE FOR TODAY
HOPE FOR TOMORROW

JAYLA AKA JAY

Oh well sis i juss thought that i cud mayb be his long lost 13 yrs old sis and gets a meet and greet wit him @ one of his concerts....

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Reppin CBH To the Fullest We Do It Big Cuz Theres No Other Way To Do It!!!
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__11111 Chris 11111
___1111 Brown 111
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Can i be in dis plz sis??

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Reppin CBH To the Fullest We Do It Big Cuz Theres No Other Way To Do It!!!
___11111__11111
__1111111_1111111
__11111 Chris 11111
___1111 Brown 111
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this is a free for all.
find a way to fit urself in this random ass story lol all u gotta do is explain who u are an put urself in it... and make it funny please lmao

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~* !t'$ J@d3 Tw33tY h3R3!!! r3Pp!N 2010*~

♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™

...starts to sing like a retard.

Simba: I CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING!!!!!
[MJ pops outta no where]
MJ: Hey little lion cub. You wanna be king huh? I can show u some things kings do... like me!
Simba: ? Who are you?
MJ: I'm... Snow White. Come Simba let's go in the woods for some odd years and I'll make you a KING [giggles]
*they leave and chris looks dumb-founded*

Mr.BD: BIOTCH I WANT SOME PUNONAYYYY
L.D.: Wow.. I wonder if.. [snaps hand cuffs on Mr. BD and starts pullin Chris around]
Chris: WTF??? YOU b****
L.D.: TAKE YOU DOWN!!!!!
[you run into bow wow leadin omarion around on the same type thing.. a d!ck leash]
Bow: HEY! That's my idea [folds his arms]
Omarion: I'm O! KING OF DANCE!!!
Bow: [slaps O] Shuddup you're no king ur my b****
O: Yes daddy

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~* !t'$ J@d3 Tw33tY h3R3!!! r3Pp!N 2010*~

♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™

Can i be in dis?? as like chris long lost sista plz??

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Reppin CBH To the Fullest We Do It Big Cuz Theres No Other Way To Do It!!!
___11111__11111
__1111111_1111111
__11111 Chris 11111
___1111 Brown 111
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<embed allowFullScreen="true" src="http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/ge

continued...
Napoleon Dynamite!
ND:(LOOKS AROUND)GOSH!!!
CHRiS AND RED DRAGON: WTH
ND: i"M iN THE WRONG ROOM SORRY!!(LEAVES OUT)
RED DRAGON: OKKKKKKKK ANY WAYZ BACK TO YOU!! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!
CHRiS: FOR WHAT?? What I do???
ALL OF A SUDDEN iT GETS DARK AND THE LiON KiNG THEME FROM THE FIRST PART OF THE MOViE COMES ON!!!!
RED DRAGON:(LOOKiNG AROUND)
SiMBA APPEARS AND.....

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LiVE...LAUGH...LOVE...!!

SucH A NeRD!!GEEK!!BOWE LEGGED AND PiEGON TOED BUT SO WHAT!! i'M STiLL KUTE AND OH SO KEWL!!
i'M THE TYPE OF CHiCK THAT MY GiRLZ KALL UNiQUE WiT AND i:M SO SiCK....AND SO SLiCK WiT iT!!LOL CHECK iT <MiSSiSSiPPi> CHiCKADEE!!!

continued...
MBD - I BEEN MISSIN U CHRIS
CHRIS - NOOOOO...NO U HAVENT!!!..CANT U MISS OMARION OR BOWWOW OR SUMPTHIN???!
MBD- HELLLLL NAWW..THEY TO SMALL..IM LOOKIN FO SUMPTHIN EXXXXXXTRA LARGE..ND CHRIS..I NO U GOT IT..SO JUSS GIVE IT TO ME.
CHRIS - NOO..I WANT MY MOMMY..PLEASEE
(TELETUBBIES POP OUTTA NO WHERE)
DIPSY - PURRRRRRRRR
LALA - PURRRRRRRRR
TINKIEWINKIE - PURRRRRRRRR
CHRIS - IS ALL YALL DO IS PURRRRRR???
PO- PURRRRRRRRRRR
MBD - OOH..PO!...I LIKE YA SCOOTER..LETS TAKE IT FOR A RIDE
PO- PRRRRR
CHRIS - YEA..YEA..GO PO GOO...PURRRRRRR!!
DIPSY - PURRRRRRRRRRR
LADY DRAGON - WTF IS UP WITH THE DAMN PURRING?!??
ALL OF A SUDDEN SUM1 SLAMED OPEN THE DOOR..TO THEIR SUPRISE IT WAS...

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LEARN FROM YESTERDAY
LIVE FOR TODAY
HOPE FOR TOMORROW

JAYLA AKA JAY