Some of these are corney but I laughed anyway...lol (i'm in positive mode right now) But anyway some of these are so true.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.