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Princess of hiphop: Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 03:51
The Return of Mr.BigDicckk: Will he be here Forever?
I'm bored. Let's make up a new storie. Hell, I forgot where we stop at but who gives a flying d*ck? Plus, Yall kno I dnt be here on weekends so please keep this post up top. Anyways.....
*We walk in a empty bulding*
Me: Where the hell are we?
Everybody: I dunno.
Me: This place seems spooky.
Trace: I'm leaving.
Yaz: Bish, Get ur butt back in here.
Shae: Bastards...
Me: Okay. Enough we need to find a way to get out of here.
(We hear noises)
F/v: IM BACK b****ES!! READY TO GET MORE PUSSY!!!
Girls: OOOH SHYT...
Bond: Hell nah. *pull out shotgun*
Someone can go next....
User Comments
lol this s*** is too funny... keep it up ya'll
Damn this post old as f***.
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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Shyness
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™
~!~MY STORY~!~
Super Model Chick!! Also read "His Appetite"..
LOLOLOL JADe.
'
OMGGG I just read this WHOLE story over. i was an IDIOT.
LOL.
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JAy ♥
M1sS-ChR1sS-Br0wN
`=)
WAHHHHH!!!!!
WE NEED TO REVIVE THIS STORY!!! NO ONE EVER COMES ON HERE ANYMORE!!
[shakes fist] DAMN YOU CHRIS!!! YOUR a**hole-NESS HAS DRIVEN EVERYONE AWAY!!!
[webbie comes up and puts finger on 'delete' button]
OH SHOOT!!![hides]
Uhh I mean... keep on... bein the... cinnamony flavored a**hole that u are.. Chris... [peeks]
[webbie leaves]
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~*!t'$ J@d3 Tw33tY h3R3!!! r3Pp!N 2010*~
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy
"Oh Razz-B and J-Boog soo fine!" What? You're eatin raspberry flavored boogers?
Captain Razz? We are being attacked by sector J-Boog.
Lieutenant Fizz! PREPARE THE OMARIONS!!
I guess no1 in the mood since the whole chatzy thing, Asia and Bond. :-(
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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Shyness
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™
~!~MY STORY~!~
Super Model Chick!! Also read "His Appetite"..
someone add!!!!
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Run it!(>><(< La- La- La- LOVERS AND FRIENDS>)><< ((((another Lady A pro-duction)))) http://www.chrisbrownworld.com/node/278243
U can hate is you want to but your wastin your time. ..♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦- Lady A™♥▫♫
♥Luvv
-DEAD-
This Is All Quite Amusing..
=]
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Instead of being hooked on Chris Brown;; you need to get Hooked on Phonics because you mos def. need it!
-Trace to a groupie =]
Damn yall. Where the hell is everybody? GET YALL ASSES IN HERE AND FINISH THE MR.BIGDIICK STORY!
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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Shyness
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™
~!~MY STORY~!~
Super Model Chick!! Also read "His Appetite"..
LMFAO! damn i aint been on here in a min and the adventures of mr. big dicck still be poppin?! yall are hilarious 4real! lol smh
LMFAO! damn i aint been on here in a min and the adventures of mr. big dicck still be poppin?! yall are hilarious 4real! lol smh
LMAO...........YALL IS A MESS.
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*``* The One and Only Sweet-Lady a.k.a Miss. Sweetz *``*
**``~``** 305 Haitian 4 Life **``~``**
**``~``**That Serious French Horn Player That Goes Hard**``~``**
**``~``** Reppin CBH To the Fullest We Do It Big Cuz Theres No Other Way To Do
::DEAD::!!!!
lmaoooo... ok now we need everyone to come back and stop bein bishes lol this story is losing it's flare! COME ON YALL LET'S GET IT TOGETHER PLEASE!!!!!!
We're losing it guys lmao
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~*!t'$ J@d3 Tw33tY h3R3!!! r3Pp!N 2010*~
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy
♥Giving && doing your best, to me, means giving 200% all the time. 100% is you giving your best, the other 100% is sharing your best with others and helping them reach their best.♥
CONTINUED:
Mr.BigDiick: Still waiting on that pussy, now ...
Chris: Gimme Dat!
Aleta: we aint givin you s***.**pulls out guns**
Bond: Yeah so raise up nigga!!!!!!**pulls out guns***
Chris: AHHHH!!!
Asia :That's right Chris,scream, say my name say my name!!!
Chris: Freak...
Asia: ..no i'm a border line freak..
Jamie: Chris, you just dont know how much i like you.
Chris :I love my fans...and Yaz...yessir
Jay: Suck my diick!!!!
Mr.BidDiick: Naw, they suck me first!**takes knife to stab Jay's d*******deflates**
Jay: **blows d*** back up like spongebob in that episode with the muscles** You cant stop the penis...penis...peniss
Ri: NAOH Beishhh, izz pwese dohnt staop daw muwseec, muwseec, muwseec
Everybody: **pulls out AK's to shoot forhead****doesnt die** DAMN!!!
Shae: Bastards..smh
Jay: SMD
Jamie: CLMAO!
J: Ri, its okay, lets go into the lambo...damn i'm sexy.
Jay: Suck my d***!!!
J: Sorry, I dont suck anything...
Asia: You sure about that?
J: okay...maybe tiddies...
Tracey: You want tiddies than go to fat joe.
Groupies:**including keke palmer** Ahh Chris!!! why didnt you pay attention to me at the KCA's..or the BET's, or the M&M's, or the ASPCA's, or the SMD's..
Jay: **diick slaps her** thats my awards!!! suck it b****...
**Paparazzi comes**
Ri: **gets naked in front of cameras**
Nat: Just because she's posing nude dont mean she a hoe.
Tracey: That's true but,...
Drake: **thhrows lime at Nat's head**
MrBigDiick: I'm waiting....
Everbody:**takes out AK's****bullets fly off**
Mr.BigDiick: see, i'm indestructable.
Chris: that's cuz, I'm hard....
Mr.BigDiick: I'll be hard forever ever ever...
Chris: And i wont let you fall man, let u fall...
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Run it!(>><(< La- La- La- LOVERS AND FRIENDS>)><< ((((another Lady A pro-duction)))) http://www.chrisbrownworld.com/node/278243
U can hate is you want to but your wastin your time. ..♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦- Lady A™♥▫♫
♥Luvv
LMAO @ princess of hiphop -dies-
Damn that was crazy funny
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{Abryle&&Chris Brown}
I Wanna Be
Would It Be Cool, Would You Mind If I Called You My Boo
Take You Down
Your Body Body (Oooo) Your Body Body Up && Down
Asia: I can help him.
Chris: *smile* You can?
Jamie: Hell nah she can't.
Asia: What you mean I can't?
Chris: Girls, you don't have to fight. You both can have me and I love girl on girl action.
Jay:f*** that! Suck me up! Suck me up!!
Shae: Bastards
Kellz:-_-
I got nothing now..next.
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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Shyness
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™
~!~MY STORY~!~
Super Model Chick!! Also read "His Appetite"..
Me: What a b****.
(Ms. Joyce come over)
Joyce: Who made my son cry?
Everybody:Rihanna.
Joyce: I knew it! That's why I didn't want my son dating that part voodoo/bajan b****!
Everybody: WHOOA!
Bond: I didn't know mama joyce had it in her.
Yaz: I likey.
Rihanna: Eye thawght u lik mee.
Joyce: b**** who lied to you?
Trace: Might have been that extra weight on her head.
Rihanna: Eye hate amerikanz.
EVerybody: b**** we hate you too!
Jay: Suck my d***!
*Mariah Carey pop up*
Mariah Carey: Touch my body!
Jay: Hell yeah you can touch this d***.
Mr.BigDiick: ENOUGH! TIME FOR PUSSY!
Chris:Momma, make him stop.
Joyce: Boy I cant control yo hormones.
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♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Shyness
♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦
♥Luvv my Sistas Forever~*~Mega Ladiez Stand Together♥™
~!~MY STORY~!~
Super Model Chick!! Also read "His Appetite"..
CONTINUED-
I DIED SO MANY TIMES..WOW
Me-Man Im sick of all this mess
Jay-SMD!!
Me-fhs fhkjsadflhid fkasfia jfapo?
Jay-yea! fhskjfh fahuior anmckf fi!
Trace-(annoyed cus she cant get a dictionary)
Jamie-Chris can we get married?
Chris-I love my fans yo..
Rhi-Dats it Chwis its ova!Ihm seick of yew tehlin gewlh yew luvz dem!
Chris-Fine then!Yo bigasz forhead was blockin my career anyways!
Rhi-Unh-uh Jay-z saiad eye whas dein gewd!
Chris-B I dont give a F what Jay-z said!I know what he said
Shawty Lo-Whatcha talkin bout?Its LO!(pops up with song)
E/b-(does Lo dance)
Jay-z-(pops up and turns song off)Nigga Dats my song!(plays I know instead)
Rhi-(runs to Jay-z)Yayy my babe ihs here!
Chris-Baby?
Beyonce-(pops up)Ring the alarm!I been thru this too long!But I be da**ed if I see another chick on yo arm!
Jay-z-(raises hand)B go sit yo asz back in da car!
Beyonce-(belly dances back to car)To the left to the left..
Jay-B the car is that way!(points to right)
Beyonce-(flips hair and walks over to right tripping and falling)
Trace-Dang she clumsy
Groupies-(run over)OH MY GOD!!CHRIS BROOWWWNN!!WE LOVE YOU!
Bow wow-(growls at them to back up)
Chris-I love you to lil mama...and you..and you..yea you too(signs autographs)Buy Exclusive!In stores now!
Me-Man dat ish sucked!
Chris-(cries)But I worked so hard!(runs to Joyce)MOMMA!No one appreciates me!
Grr..that was crap.
My mind is blah.=/
Next!Lol
Instead of being hooked on Chris Brown;; you need to get Hooked on Phonics because you mos def. need it!
-Trace to a groupie =]
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -momer than mom- @ Aleta's WHOLE post.
OMG A; you are a FOOL !
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Duh man, It's Tracey! Get with me or get lost.
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Sista Soul
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BWAHAHA
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JAyLA AKA JAy ♥
SMD? You know you want to =)
SMDH @ JAY!!!!!!!!!!! ::dead::
Y'all stupid as hell but thas why I luv ya!!! lmao
Oh yeah I got y'all tho. I DON'T ALWAYS LAUGH FOR NO REASON!!! ... just every other day.
"J: Aleta, what did I ever do to you. You're the rib to my cage and this is how you treat me ? It's cause I look like quasimodo ain't it ?" ::DEAD!!!::
An DAMN LMFAOOO @ Ri not speakin a language at all an me havin tha bajan dictionary
"M-O-M-M-A everybody say MOMMA. where are you?!" ::makes reservations for heaven::
"Me: -hands Chris a "How to Man Up" manual-" ::damn can't be more dead::
anyway, CONTINUING!! lol
Me: [slaps the shiit outta Jay] WAKE UP BISH!
Jay: [jumps] MY DIICK!
Yaz: [sigh]
Kell: I wouldn't suck your d*** anyway. I'm only homo for Yaz [grabs Yaz's tiddy]
Yaz: And I, homo for Kell. [grabs Kell's tiddy]
Yaz && Kell: AND TOGETHER WE MAKE, KELLAZ!!! THE HOMO POWER RANGER!!! [make unnecessary body motions]
Chris: [takes off clothes] Like my PJ's?? [wearing Power ranger PJ's... like the full body suit ones wit the buttons on the ass] PELVIC THRUST! WHOOOO!!!! WHOOOOO!!! [pelvic thrusts like Spongebob && dances]
Shae: smh..
Me: ........... [pats Chris' shoulder]
[Lil Wayne pops up]
Wayne: [using voice thingy] Chris, you tryna lick tha lollipop? [looks at camera, lights dim and music starts] CALL ME, so I can make it juicy fo ya... [thrusts toward Chris]
[T-Pain swings in on a rope yelling like Tarzan and body slams Wayne]
T-Pain: NAPPY BOYYYY TO THE RESCUEEEEEE!!!! [wearing a cape && outfit that says NaPpY BoY in gold letters on the front and NB on the back]
[chris turns around and his face lights up]
Chris: NAPPY BOY! [runs to him in slow motion]
Everyone: [walks around him in normal time && looks at him like wtf]
T-Pain: Pretty boy... [grabs Chris' hands]
Chris: You CAME.... [eyes twinkle]
T-Pain: [looks at pants] Uh oh.. guess I did huh?
Everyone: uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh........
Chris: I can't do anything without you.. not even a simple song about nothing! [T-Pain leans in to kiss Chris]
[Rihanna comes back in;; Chris && T-Pain are interrupted]
Ri: Whaht abouht meh? EH EH EH
[The-Dream comes in with lawyers surrounding him like body guards;; ghetto entrance music plays]
The-Dream: [b**** slaps Ri] Biitch... where my money?
Ri: Ah.. Ah beehn trahyen toh geht eht buh-
The-Dream: NO! I'm taking the song back. [takes the song && leaves]
Ri: Eh eh eh... [a rain cloud covers her]Eht's raynin….
[everyone laughs and points at her]
Tracey: [turns her attention back to Chris] Biitch B- I mean Chris? What exactly is going on here?
Kay: [whispers to Shae] I think he speaks f@g fluently.
Chris: Well, since you asked-
[Omarion pushes Ri down some steps and takes her cloud]
E/B: WHAT THA....
O: [grabs a mic] IT'S RAINING MEN!!! HALLELUJIAH IT'S RAININ MEN, TINY MEN! [Bow falls out the rain cloud]
Jay: Ooohh a leprechaun! I can enslave him and make him suck my d***! [picks Bow up and stuffs him in her pants]
Bow: [suffocates]
[J Holiday come up]
J. Holiday: BED! [Ri get's happy]
Ri && J. Holiday: BED! EH! BED! EH!! BED! EH!!
The-Dream: 10! 10! 10! 10!
Chris: You! You! You! You!
Me: [eye twitches] I pull out my barreta! [R-Kelly comes back]
R Kelly: She pulled out her barreta...
Everyone: Now she gets close to the closet [I move to the closet]
R Kelly: Now she's openin tha closet... closet.. closet.. closet.. [I open the closet and J's sittin there with a voodoo doll of me, Shae, Jamie and T]
Kay: NIGGA WHAT THA FUUCK IS YOU...
Trace: SMGDH How many times J.. HOW. MANY. TIMES?
R Kelly: closet.. closet.. closet...
Kris: I knew that boy needed help.
J: aleta....
Me: [rolls eyes && points gun at him]
J: tracey.. save me from her... [clutches her legs]
Bond: [drop kicks J] BIATCH!
that's it right now lmao
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~*!t'$ J@d3 Tw33tY h3R3!!! r3Pp!N 2010*~
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ -Goofy
♥Giving && doing your best, to me, means giving 200% all the time. 100% is you giving your best, the other 100% is sharing your best with others and helping them reach their best.♥
JAY YOU'RE f***ING NUTSSS!!!!
we'll see what i got....
Chris: (outta breath) I'm getting tired of sucking your d*** Jay
Jay: No, Suck my d*** all day..suck suck suck my d*** d*** d***
Jame: CLMAO!!!
Kay: f*** this, i'm on boycott
Asia: i'm on Boy-c**k.
Yaz: I dont care!
Chris: oohh damn, thats sexy she dont care..**sings** we can go anywhere, go anywhere, but first.....
J: **raps**..nigga you's a b**** tryna steal my fugly chatzy biutches, f*** all yall, UMMA get me some pussy, snitches....
Asia: What the hell is this hater rappin for?
Jay: JAMARIO, CAN U DO ME A FAVOR...SUCK MY d***!!!
bOW WOW: (GETS DOWN ON KNEES) i'LL SUCK IT!!!
Yaz: s***ty s***ty f*** f***, i dont care!!
Chris: ...*sings*...and dance forever ever ever...(blows bubble wit gum)..f*** double mint, I'm on that dubble bubble s***.
Mr.Big Diick: Always swallow never chew.
COMMERCIAL:...
**FAKE ASS DOUBLE MINT SMILE**
TELL ME..have your lips ever been well, chap? have they been so crusty that they so sharp you could chip off RiRi's fat ass forhead? Have your lips been so dry and ashy that crusty ass white english muffins are jealous? have you been fantasizing about having a big d*** on your lips like keke palmer has?
WELL DAMN YOUR OUTTA LUCK....
Sike b****es! INTRO DUCING...THE CHRIS d***!!!!
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF CHAP STICK, OR EVEN HSM CHAP STICK...f*** ALLT HAT, f*** THAT BLISTX AND CARMEX, YOU NEDD CHRIS d***.
Yes, chris d***, not Jay d*** (tho we will be releasing it soon). This will definitrly leave your face moisturized. Yes thats right, the cum in our Chris d*** flows out so fast, your face will be covered. Go ahaead lick it off. Act now and get our new and improved Pleasure Pack of Exclusive condoms. With a re-release of the cd, we need to come out with the Forever edition of our Exclusive Condoms. They arent different fromt the original condoms we just say that to f*** with your mind! **flashes fake ass double-mint smile** These Condoms Last Forever...Or at least % Hours or YOU DONT GET YOUR MONEY BACK!!!!
CALL NOW AT: 1-900-FOR-EVER (YES ITS A 900 NUMBER)
**warning on label**: we are not respnsible for any choking when using the Chris d***. Your ass was horny enough to buy it...so that s*** is your problem horny ass b****!!
THATS RIGHT, WE HERE AT ROOM Y-KELLY WANT YOU ALL TO REMEMBER:"ALWAYS SWALLOW NEVER CHEW!"
**Now back to our regularly scheduled bull s*****
Jame: Anyone got that new Chris d***?
Jay: What about Jay d***? (hold up Chris d*** with "Chris scribbled out and "Jay" written in)
J: They should have a pussy bar, my lips is chapped.
Asia: Shut up Mr. Conway.
J: Thats it, you and Trace get a time out!!!
Tracey: Why me?
J: cuz your my love.
Jay: Suck my d***,...**sings** I got the whole world in my pants....
Yaz: bish, shut up.
RiRi: nao, vyou shuh uhp biieeesh...Chrees, cohme fhwuck meh
Chris: What the f*** you say?
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Run it!(>><(< La- La- La- LOVERS AND FRIENDS>)><< ((((another Lady A pro-duction)))) http://www.chrisbrownworld.com/node/278243
U can hate is you want to but your wastin your time. ..♦*♦..::▫♪♥Tha*Exclusive*Sistahood™♥♪▫::..♦*♦- Lady A™♥▫♫
♥Luvv
OH MY OH MY *hyperventalets* LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRACER ROFLLLL OMGGGGG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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JAyLA AKA JAy ♥
SMD? You know you want to =)
Mr.BigDiick: [walks into the room] Hey, who's this diick ? -points to Mrs.StayFly-
Jay: It's my Great Wall of Penis... you wanna suck it ? Get on line fool. There's 273643 people in front of you.
Mr.BigDiick: [cries] you're taking all my customers ! -runs away-
Me: SMH now you know FOR SURE he belongs to Chris. Pussy ass bittch
J: Someone come suck my diick... it's this ------------------ long; can you handle that ?
Aleta: [cracks up laughing] J; sit your pencil diick ass down for you get your feelings hurt.
J: Aleta, what did I ever do to you. You're the rib to my cage and this is how you treat me ? It's cause I look like quasimodo ain't it ?
Aleta: No, it's cause I don't like yo' ass.
J: That's it, I'm leaving ! Fck chatzy...
Me: [looks at watch] Damn it's 8 PM already ? Yup, time for the Jamario NF Show.
Bond: -annoyed-
Jay: You're annoyed ? Well SMD then ! it's free of charge.
Yaz: Y'all are so mean ! -runs after J-
Shae: Bastards SMH
-outside of chatzy-
Chris: Does anyone like me ?
E/B: No !
Chris: [cries to Tina] Tina, they don't like me.
Tina: Neither do I. -walks away-
Chris: [cries some more]
Me: MAN UP NIGGA; MAN UP !
Chris: But how ?
Me: -hands Chris a "How to Man Up" manual-
Chris: This is the best gift I've ever gotten, thanks! -skips down the yellowbrick road-
Aleta: Everyone let's go see the wizard ! -everyone skips down the yellowbrick road-
Bond: I need to ask the wizard for a dictionary.
Yaz: I need to ask the wizard for some height.
Asia: I need to ask him for some actual haters.
Mr.BigDiick: Yeah; I need to ask the wizard for some pussy.
Jay: Owwww !
Me: What ?
Jay: Y'all not skipping down the yellowbrick road; that's my diick you ass holes.
E/B: Oops !
LOL my brain is blahh; I'll have a better add later on.
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Duh man, It's Tracey! Get with me or get lost.
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Sista Soul
LMAOOOOOO -death to me- OMG Jay; you killed me man. Seriously.
"drake - pass the jay d*** flavored oreos" <------- ::mom::
--
Duh man, It's Tracey! Get with me or get lost.
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Sista Soul
"Groupies-OO!CAN WE HAVE HIS SPERM WHEN YOUR DONE!"
LMAOOOOOOOOO !
OMG I can so picture a groupie saying that too SMH
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Duh man, It's Tracey! Get with me or get lost.
♫▫♥ExċLũŞїvέ Şĩştαz™♥▫♫ - Sista Soul
LMFAO Jay your a dip s***.
wow lol..............Mr. BD is back.........
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JaHmAAL N' ChRiSsY?????
MAyBe.....
ROTFL @ Jay
jay - MUHHDDIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
d*** d*** d***KK d*** THATS MY d***
thats MY s***
SO JUMP OFFA MY d***
CAUSE HER NAME IS MRS STAYY FLY
AND SHE LIKES TO READ!
SO THATS WHY SHES MY d***KK
AND CHRIS d***K AINT s*** COMPARED TO MY d***KK
CAUSE MY d*** IS AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
chris - but my d*** is supposed to be the best
LMAO!!!
--
{Abryle&&Chris Brown}
I Wanna Be
Would It Be Cool, Would You Mind If I Called You My Boo
Take You Down
Your Body Body (Oooo) Your Body Body Up && Down
LMAO BOND DOES IT MATTER? ROFLLLLL AT EVERYONES CHAPTERS..okay my turn..time to d***AFY THIS STORY EVEN more.
=)
jay - MUHHDDIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
d*** d*** d***KK d*** THATS MY d***
thats MY s***
SO JUMP OFFA MY d***
CAUSE HER NAME IS MRS STAYY FLY
AND SHE LIKES TO READ!
SO THATS WHY SHES MY d***KK
AND CHRIS d***K AINT s*** COMPARED TO MY d***KK
CAUSE MY d*** IS AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SO SUCK MY d***!
chris - but my d*** is supposed to be the best
unique - nuhuh mr stay fly is the s***..since when is there a mrs. stay fly?
j - girls cant have d***s, unless your rihanna
rihanna - wahadl sdfk asdfk skdl ?!
yaz - WTH IS THIS HOE SAYING?
Jade - *pulls out bajan d***tionary* she said, "huh, i want me some d***. gimme jays d***"
shae - smh wat a bastard.
kay - shae, just suck jays d*** you know yu want to and i sure as hell know i want to
shae - okay fine!
tracer- jay can i have your d*** next?
(INTERLUDE)
d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** d*** JJJJAAAAYSSSSSSS DDIIIICKKK!!!
jay - yes d*** you may traceey.
jamie - can i have your d*** before tracer?
jay - jamie, d*** that wouldnt be fair now would it?
jamie - i;ll give you a dollar d***!
jay - alrite fine get on line..lol i rhymed d***K!
chris - d***.
unique - jays d***.
unique - jay let me suck your d***.
drake - pass the jay d*** flavored oreos
may - JAY GIMME YOUR d*** BEFORE I SHOOT SOMEONE
bond - d***! jay i need your d*** now. i must suck it now
jay - fine..ahh..just like last time. ALL THIS d***SUCKING OF MY d*** IS KILLING ME.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO..anywho, guys look at how much it says "d***" in my two chapters. ROFL.
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JAyLA AKA JAy ♥
SMD? You know you want to =)
M-O-M-M-A everybody say MOMMA. where are you?!
^^DEAD DEAD DEAD^^
LMAO
YALL NOT EVEN MAKIN SENCE NO MORE!
LMAO JAY'S WHOLE CHAPTER ABOUT HER D***!
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Instead of being hooked on Chris Brown;; you need to get Hooked on Phonics because you mos def. need it!
-Trace to a groupie =]