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*~*&+*The Brown Family*+&*~*(_*_The ƸӜƷ Effect_*_)

I sat at my desk staring at this camera my professer gave out to my class today.we're suppose to
flim our family for and month and half and than edit whatever we get into a short film (max:45 minutes)
.Now dont get me wrong when i say this i love my family honest to god i do but they are a bit dysfunctional
and yes that includes me too......<strong>*shakes her head*<strong>......i swear if this wasnt 60% of my
final grade i wouldnt be doing this s***.

<Strong>*turns on camera.picks it up and turns in on self.*<strong>

"hi my name is <a href="">melody c.brown</a> ,im 18 and i go to the baby on both sides of the family.....i think but
im going to school to major in flim.welp that enough about me lets go meet my family. <strong>*forces a big smile*<strong>

<strong>*turns the camera forward.walks into the next room.sees a girl dancing and singin into her brush in front of the mirror
in nothing but her underwear*<strong>

"ummmm <strong>*snickers*<strong> meet my sister <a href="">Nani Brown</a> she one of the most famous stylist only at the age of 20...hey nani turn
around and say hi to the camera"

<strong>nani turns around.screams.tries to cover up and starts yellin*<strong>


<strong>Nani starts throwing pillows while melody laughs and backs out of the room*<strong>

"okay okay im sorry sheesh im going".

<strong>turns the camera towards the stairways and spots someone comming up<strong>

"and this is my cousin <a href="">chanell brown</a> ..wave to the people chanell"

<strong>chanell waves nonchantly.<strong>

"where you comming from on this lovely day"<strong>*asks melody*<strong>

"i was downstairs till your brother and his dragon came and f***ed up my aura"

"oh IT is down there"

"ummmmhmmm"<strong>*chanell replies as she walks away**<strong>

<strong>*melody to the camera:"watch this".melody jogs downstairs and walks into the living room"<strong>

"heyyyyyyyyyyy looky looky there goes my big bro bro <a href="">christopher</a> and my future EX-sis-in-law <a href="">HOE-fia</a> "

<strong>*sofia rolls her eyes and replies*<strong>

"its sofia"

"umm hmm sure it is dear ANYWAYSSSSSSS chris say hi to my brother is chris brown how f***in .....lame is that"

<strong>*chris and melody laugh.*<strong>

"please i know yu glad to my sister"he says poppin his collar

"HA! not when you got that THING hanging off your arm" <strong>melody says pointin to sofia<strong>

<strong>melody to the camera:"and we're off to the kitchen"<strong>

"okay okay in here we have my lovely <a href=""">mother</a> my aunt <a href="">Nikki Brown</a> and my big sis <a href="">Shardonnay</a> ....say hello to the camera guys"

<strong>*Zooms in and out on her mom's face*<strong>

"Melody if you dont get that damn thing outta my face"JOyce says pointin a butter knife at her.

"ooohhhh im so scared"melody says while laughin

"why you in there giving that girl a hard time"nikki asks

<strong>*melody bats her eyes & pouts her bottom lip*<strong>

"why what are you talking about auntie"

"dont play that mess with me girl im the one who taught yu kids that trick dnt try it"she said

"honestly auntie i just be messin with the girl...trynna see if shes got the touch skin need to be apart of this family"

"who dont have tough skin"a female vocie asks

<strong>*turns camera in the direction of the voice*<strong>

"oh s*** its my homie my bestie my ace boon coon <a href="">Malachi</a> "

<strong>*puts the camera on malachi as she throws up fake gang signs*<strong>

"oh god"shardonnay says laughin shaking her head

<strong>*Melody and Malachi to the camera- Melody:"now what was all that s*** yu was poppin jessica do she look lik a man
b**** say sumfin b**** i dare yu double dare lik i said we'll drop ur big ang lookin ass hoe". Malachi:"BAP! BAP!"*<STRONG>

Joyce"ya'll stop all that mess,melody chut off that camera and come help with too malachi dnt try to tip top outta here

<strong>*Picture goes blackZ*<strong>

Run It or Dump It :/


yay please continue

yall gon quit callin' me hoe-fia in this btch lol
its gon' go down i swear. chris luh me and yall gon
luh me too! cause im a have his baby and we gonna
get married and change my ways because you can turn
a hoe...into a housewife. i will be a part of the
brown family bet money

run it luscious lexi


i think i wanna continue this


Run it

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ayye HOE-FIA lol
dnt be mad
\ runs

Run it ma

keep talkin s***
lemme find out
it's gonna be a
good ass fight on
that video tape
for her project lol

run it

i like tht song




Melody"who the hell is it"

<strong>Unknown Voice says:Its the foot thats about to be up ya ass if ya'll dont open this goddamn door<strong>

<strong>Chanell gets up and opens the door<strong>

Shardonnay"hey <a href="">Auntie Mable</a>

Aunt Mable"dont hey me what the hell you swpans of satan doing up here

Melody"nothing auntie just talking you know"

Auntie Mable"mmmhmmmmm...whats that cam-er for"

Chris*shakes his head and laughs*"the Camera Is for melody's school project she has to record the family showing how we are"

AUntie Mable"well what the hell for ...i tell you back in my days if someone wanted to know about your family they came over and knocked on your door you invite em in and they find out for they self"

Nani"times have changed auntie"

Aunt Mable"dont i know it.but umm chris you come on downstairs that little heffa you got talking my damn ear off i started to go to the purse on her hoe ass"

Chris"ya'll needa stop calling her that

Melody"not our fault she smashed the homie

Chanell starts singing"Sofia..she smashed the homie Sofia..she smashed the homie"

Melody,Nani,and Shardonnay join in.

AAuntie Mable"if ya'll dont shut the hell up come on chris lets go i dont got all day"

<strong>chris and aunt mable walk out the room<strong>

Chanell"you know chris mad now"

Melody laughs

Nani"its not our fault she cant keep her legs closed"

<strong>Shardonnay gives Nani Dap<strong>

Melody"i wonder if theres anything down stairs to eat"

Shardonnay"you know there is"

<strong>they all look at eachother and get up tryna race towards the stairs pulling eachothers clothes and hair<strong>

RUN IT !!!

(btw.i kno its kinda short but im tryna figure out how i want each story to play out so ....yup)


adding around 3 so run it

lol that was funny
...except for them
steady callin me HOE-Fia
-___________- like for
real what the hell is my past
like...i hope that
aint me at the door...ugh

run it

lmao man theyy
a mess
especiallyy talking abt gma
wig lmao

&& she was singing tupac lmao
she thug life fr fr


that convo was too funny.!
grandma loves her some
tupac obviously lol.!

Run it.!!!

LOL they are hilarious, they're nuts. But it's cute that they have that kinda bond together. Run It!!!

Haha crazy a** fam.
Run it!

Lol our family got issues lol We all a f***ing hot mess

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<strong>camera turns on:Image:melody shardonnay nani and chanell<strong>

<strong>Nani all in the camera trynna fix her clothes:"does the camera make me look fat"<strong>

Melody "no nani your just fat"

Shardonnay and Chanell laugh

Nani"dont laugh b**** aint funny"

Melody"anyways hello fellow classmates for day 2 i decided to sit down and have girl talk with my sisters and cousin"

<strong>Shardonnay,Nani,and Chanell wave to the camera<strong>

Melody "so watchu guys wanna talk about

Shardonnay,shrugs"i mind is somewhere else"

Nani"thats nothin new""

<strong>shardonnay smacks nani up inside her head<strong>

Nani"what the hell"

Melody and Chanell laugh

Chanell"why dont we talk about the hot mess down the hall

Melody" mean HOE-fia"

Shardonnay"come on now give that girl a break"

Melody"hmmmm....lemme think about that ...uuhhhh no"

Nani"i have to agree with butt breath i dont like that girl all that much either"

Shardonnay shakes her head

Chanell"what are you shaking ya head for you and i both know that girl is something else"

Shardonnay"yeah but our brother and your cousin loves her"

Melody makes the "-___-"face

Nani"your point"

Shardonnay"i give up"

Melody"next subject"

Shardonnay"ooo i know did ya'll see aunt jenna's dress last sunday

they all burst out laughing

Nani"oh my god i thought i was the only one tht lay is hot mess"

Chanell"word i dont know who told her mustard was her color"

Melody"and did you see them bees...they were after that ass"

they all start laughin loud again

<strong>Chris walks in<strong>

Chris"hey whats going on here

Shardonnay"go away its girl time

Chris"oooooo i wanna be apart of it"

Nani"key word girl"

Chris"shutup f***wad and move over"

<strong>chris sits between nani andd chanell<strong>

Chris"so what we talking about"

Chanell"we were talkin about aunt jenna bein a hot mess"

Chris"oh god.....that aint as bad as grandma gettin up there trynna sing a gospel song and end up bustin out into a tupac song"

they all crack up

Melody"oh that was funny....i was dead watchin the pastor's face he looked like he was about to have a stroke"

Nani"word sister marge passed out from shock"

Chris""i wasnt focusing on all that my eyes were fixed on grandma's wig"

Chanell"woooorrrddddd that joint looked like it was holding on for dear life everytime she turned her head"

They all fall out laughing

<strong>theres a knock at the door<strong>

Melody"damn who is this now"


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will be addin once i take my nap so run it

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HMMMMM.maybe i'll run this we'll see by tomorrow

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Omg not that chris really
prayed like that doe lol
he a mess for that.!!!

im liking this fareal
Run it.!!!

lol ayyye part of tht came
from Whyy Did I Get Married Playy


omj dont roll ya eyyes!!!

run it