I sat at my desk staring at this camera my professer gave out to my class today.we're suppose to
flim our family for and month and half and than edit whatever we get into a short film (max:45 minutes)
.Now dont get me wrong when i say this i love my family honest to god i do but they are a bit dysfunctional
and yes that includes me too......<strong>*shakes her head*<strong>......i swear if this wasnt 60% of my
final grade i wouldnt be doing this s***.
<Strong>*turns on camera.picks it up and turns in on self.*<strong>
"hi my name is <a href="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln2v7i1zhs1qadx8yo1_500.jpg">melody c.brown</a> ,im 18 and i go to yale.im the baby on both sides of the family.....i think but
im going to school to major in flim.welp that enough about me lets go meet my family. <strong>*forces a big smile*<strong>
<strong>*turns the camera forward.walks into the next room.sees a girl dancing and singin into her brush in front of the mirror
in nothing but her underwear*<strong>
"ummmm <strong>*snickers*<strong> meet my sister <a href="http://i54.tinypic.com/r1ki3d.jpg">Nani Brown</a> she one of the most famous stylist only at the age of 20...hey nani turn
around and say hi to the camera"
<strong>nani turns around.screams.tries to cover up and starts yellin*<strong>
"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO f***ING DEAD YOU b**** GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT"
<strong>Nani starts throwing pillows while melody laughs and backs out of the room*<strong>
"okay okay im sorry sheesh im going".
<strong>turns the camera towards the stairways and spots someone comming up<strong>
"and this is my cousin <a href="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lijlsix7SK1qg1i3mo1_400.jpg">chanell brown</a> ..wave to the people chanell"
<strong>chanell waves nonchantly.<strong>
"where you comming from on this lovely day"<strong>*asks melody*<strong>
"i was downstairs till your brother and his dragon came and f***ed up my aura"
"oh IT is down there"
"ummmmhmmm"<strong>*chanell replies as she walks away**<strong>
<strong>*melody to the camera:"watch this".melody jogs downstairs and walks into the living room"<strong>
"heyyyyyyyyyyy looky looky there goes my big bro bro <a href="http://www.picgifs.com/celebrities/c/chris-brown/celebrities-chris-brown-557770.jpg">christopher</a> and my future EX-sis-in-law <a href="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzojxwXqe1r961bco1_500.jpg">HOE-fia</a> "
<strong>*sofia rolls her eyes and replies*<strong>
"umm hmm sure it is dear ANYWAYSSSSSSS chris say hi to my classmates....my brother is chris brown how f***in .....lame is that"
<strong>*chris and melody laugh.*<strong>
"please i know yu glad to my sister"he says poppin his collar
"HA! not when you got that THING hanging off your arm" <strong>melody says pointin to sofia<strong>
<strong>melody to the camera:"and we're off to the kitchen"<strong>
"okay okay in here we have my lovely <a href="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090914/chris-brown-240.jpg"">mother</a> my aunt <a href="http://str8nyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/855250832.jpg">Nikki Brown</a> and my big sis <a href="http://i1.imageban.ru/out/2010/05/20/fa0f7b74eaf8e5885ee7688c3b03a515.jpg">Shardonnay</a> ....say hello to the camera guys"
<strong>*Zooms in and out on her mom's face*<strong>
"Melody if you dont get that damn thing outta my face"JOyce says pointin a butter knife at her.
"ooohhhh im so scared"melody says while laughin
"why you in there giving that girl a hard time"nikki asks
<strong>*melody bats her eyes & pouts her bottom lip*<strong>
"why what are you talking about auntie"
"dont play that mess with me girl im the one who taught yu kids that trick dnt try it"she said
"honestly auntie i just be messin with the girl...trynna see if shes got the touch skin need to be apart of this family"
"who dont have tough skin"a female vocie asks
<strong>*turns camera in the direction of the voice*<strong>
"oh s*** its my homie my bestie my ace boon coon <a href="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1faj8swM1r0rmtdo1_500.jpg">Malachi</a> "
<strong>*puts the camera on malachi as she throws up fake gang signs*<strong>
"oh god"shardonnay says laughin shaking her head
<strong>*Melody and Malachi to the camera- Melody:"now what was all that s*** yu was poppin jessica do she look lik a man
b**** say sumfin b**** i dare yu double dare lik i said we'll drop ur big ang lookin ass hoe". Malachi:"BAP! BAP!"*<STRONG>
Joyce"ya'll stop all that mess,melody chut off that camera and come help with dinner...you too malachi dnt try to tip top outta here
<strong>*Picture goes blackZ*<strong>
Run It or Dump It :/