Author:Lexi MF's Bang! Bang!
Start Date:7/19/12;12:46 am
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<strong><em>Started off as a trip.Ended in disaster<strong><em>
"b**** are you ready yet" Zonnique yelled from the bottom of the stairs."Hold on hoe i'm still packing s***" <a href="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fj2kzVC51r8zzm5o1_500.jpg">i</a> said throwing clothes into my suit case.About 5 minutes later she came barging into my room and flopped onto my bed."are you sure about this"she asked scrolling through her phone."yeah why not...it'll be exciting"i said getting hype just thinking about it."but why poveglia why not just go to a haunted house on Halloween or something"she asked with a hint of fear.I just shook my head it was just like her to try to punk out at the last minute."don't tell me you not trying to go now heifer hell no not after i purchased your ticket"i said getting aggravated."i'm just saying i know you heard the stories about that place"she said now looking directly at me.I stopped what i was doing and sat next to her giving her full eye contact."Zonni that's just it...there just stories just like the boogieman...don't worry you'll see"i said taking her hands into mines."okay if you say so hoe...but just in case some s*** goes down don't run off on me and leave me for dead hoe...i'll come back and haunt your ass for the remainder of your life"she said jokingly."yeah yeah yeah"i said throwing a pillow at her.
It was another hour till we was both packed and headed out the door when my phone ran."hello"i sung."hey babe where you at"my boyfriend Tyler asked."Me and Zonni are on our way to come get you now"i said jumping into the car."iight so just call me when your out front"he said as he than hung up."what did chicken legs want"asked zonni as she climbed into the driver's seat."to see where we at and dont be talking about my man you toothless hag"i said as i then gave her a wet willie."ugh!"she said swatting my hand away "i swear you still act like a big ass kid"she said as she started to pull out the driveway."well i am still the baby"i said giving her my cheesiest smile.she just rolled her eyes and turned the radio up as we headed over to pick up <a href="http://getitwrighthere.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Chris-Brown-Fighting-2012.png">Tyler</a> & <a href="http://static.weddingwire.com/static/wedding/680001_685000/681692/Image/ally.jpg">Ana</a>.
Another hour had passed when we finally pulled up in front of their house."you want me to honk or you going to go knock"Zonni asked while adjusting her makeup in the mirror."i'm calling trick"i said pulling out my phone.I dialed his number and waited for him to answer.after three rings he finally picked up."yurr"he said."ew that is not how you answer the phone when you talking to me"i said screwing up my face.He just laughed."we're out front" i said."iight"he replied as he than hung up.2 minutes later him and Ana appeared at the door."nigga get my bags"she yelled smacking him in the back of the head"."what the f*** you think this is"he asked her rubbing his head.she turned around and mushed him in the face and said "you heard me now chop chop get to it"she said as she then strolled over to the car."hheeeeeyyyy girlies"Ana yelled as she climbed into the back.we both laughed and said hey back."why you always treating my boo like that"i asked as i watched him struggle with their bags."cause he be actting like he dont know who the mf' boss is"she said popping her invisble collar.zonni just shook her head and laughed."i'm going to go help him...tsk tsk poor child"i said as i got out.I walked up to tyler as he dropped the bags and opened his arms to hug me."hey babe"he said as he then pecked me on the cheek."Hey..you need some help"i asked trying to hold in my laugh.he sighed and said "yeah".we both grabbed 3 bags each and walked over to the car."why you be letting Ana punk you like that"i asked him smilng."who said she be punking me ....i'm a G i run things i just let her think she do"he said fixing his clothes."suureeee"i said as i threw in the last bag and closed the trunk.We both got into the car when Ana said "your weak punk ass" as she then smacked tyler in the back of the head again."b**** you got one more time to ..."he started to say till she cut him off getting in his face"who the f*** are you calling a b**** b****".He sucked his teeth and moved over closer to the window folded his arms and rolled his eyes."yeah i thought so"she said eyeing him.Me and Zonni busted out laughing while shaking our heads.This was going to be one hell of a trip.