Yooo! Hi, Wassup? How are you? Good.
I'm kay..
Yes, the girl who likes Chris Brown..
But morely the dopest blunt you can ever smoke.
I'm super down to earth. Like those b****es who be eatin' scooby snacks singing " Gotta Have It " while scratchin' her balls.
I'm indeed a female, but my personality is a total hermaphrodite.
Known, Loved & Happy is what I am.
It takes a whoooole lot to break me down. So if there's any bullies on here, you might wanna beat my ass before my sarcasticness slaps yours.
Am I the only mf here who dies over Saints Row?
Lmaooo but to finish this Obama ass speeech off .. I write alot of stories and soon to add some. I will admit all of you are goodmuffin talented. I have read about 10 stories before speaking my mind so Im sorry for being a down-low b****.
Kae, let me know if you want your story read or any reviews. I will do so. And just get to know me, I swear I keep friends longer than school supplies.. which is.. very.. very.. very sad.
Btw , I came from Chrisitis
Here's my account there : @KayTayloor:
- With love .. Kay ツ
Comments
* waits patiently *
I'll show you.... a pic... Hold on... *Pulls out phone*
So you dont wanna tell me? Okay * nods * I gotchuu (:
*Laughs* Google that s***...
Those kiddy ass positions I just called out. The f*** is the turtle?
* pokes my dimples *
Um... you know plenty of positions... You need to cut it out.... BUT you did forget Cow girl, Reverse Cow girl, wheelbarrow, fire hydrant, spider, turtle & etc.
No! * sits on you * pleeeeease? Please please please?
*Pushes you & laughs* SHUT UP!
Blahh. Its not my fault. * sits by you * breeee.. Can you teach me about sex? Like, the postions & stuff.
I only know the 69, the missionary, the candycane, the yoga, & doggystyle. * giggles at myself *pleeeease?
Girl, you still an amateur to this sex game... you don't know... *Laughs & watches tv*
* laughs * wtf are you doing?
No... that would be you! *Plops on the couch & puts my hand behind my back* Yeaaaaaaa, I be relaxing on the d***. *laughs*
* giggles * self obsorbed whore (:
I love me too! *Laughs & pushed you off me*
* jumps on you * LOVE YOU!! (:
*Comes inside the house* Y'all little messy asses!
* laughs & goes to my room to change my shirt *
Chris Ima f*** you up for doing this to my shirt!
* Chris chuckles * lalalala go to sleep!
Shut up! *Laughs* Go away!
* sits by you & mocks you * lord give me the best detergent for this shirt!
* smiles at you *
Y'all so playful lol.
*Sits down & just listens to my surroundings.* Lord please give me the strength for these nine months.
* slaps some on Chris' face * Eat it!
* He slaps some on my shirt * Wear it!
* laughs * Looook! My shirt is green now!
* chris slips & falls * Oh s***!
Cool man... eat that Guac!
*Walks outside & stares at the sky & started thinking*
* skips to the kitchen * Ima bout to make some Guacamole (:
*Rolls eyes* Anyway, I think I'm about to go meditate or do something else....
* gets up * yeah I know. Just tryna make you b****es feel important * giggles *
*Blinks eyes rapidly & then laughs* Gosh... it's not that funny.
Omg ..No . I cant! * rolls all over the floor laughing * STOP MAKING ME LAUGH!!
What? This is a good ass table and she sitting here rolling around like she Patti Labelle *He laughs*
*Gets off the table & laughs* Trueeeee.
* Laughs harder * Chris your bipolar!!
Um.... yes!!!! *hops on the table & rolls around & laughs*
Get yo ass off the table! *Chris yells*