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::.Chris Brown: Well-Endowed or not Well-Endowed>>>>Ladies Take YOUR pick::.Warning: Plz DON'T read if you have a faint heart.

Okay: First lemme say, that i kno' this topic is off tha' damn chainz && jus' plain ridiculous, buh wat tha' hell, i'm a crazii azz chiQ n i can be kinda ridiculous at times.
Anywho: Who thinks that Chris is waz injected wit' horse blood and so he'z hung lyke a horse?
Or do you ladies think he'z lackin' in tha' meat department? ::.Lmfao::.
Me, personally, i think that Chris is PACKIN' && Big DiQ Willi iiS hiz middle name.
O'm not jus'sayin' that jus becuz i lyke Chris's music and he'z fine, buh i honestly do think that he iiS. && ladies, plz don't believe tha' absurd myth that light skinned guyz are lackin' in that area, coz i have an ex boyfriend who iiS proof that that story iiS bullshyt.

Buh, hell i might az well get gully wit' it. ↓

-I give Chris 8-1/2 to 9 inches.
-I think Chris enjoyz tha' pleasure of orally pleasurin' a female, buh i don't think he'll jus' do anybodi. of course he probably likez to receive.
-I believe his fav. position iiS for' tha' chiQ ta' do tha' rodeo on hiz man::.lmao::.
-I think he lykez ta slap, grab, and flip AZZ ova'::.lol::.
-I think he'z extremely passionate wen he'z in tha' mood to be passionate. Yoh kno':Makin' love by tha' window overlookin' tha' lake while it'z rainin' && strawberri scented candlez are burnin'::.Okay, thatz my fantasy, buh still, lol::.
-Lingerie and thongz are a BIG turn on for him && probably a must have. o and pumpz of course.
-Peckin' iiS gr8, buh FRENCHIN' iiS betta', coz Chris did say he lovez him sum lipz, lol::.
-Various placez excite him, ie, tha' bedroom, tha' kitchen, tha' livin' room, on tha' stove, outside, lol, in tha' car::. Ya'll get tha' gist, damn, lol!!!
-I think chris iiS a hopeless romantic and can probably be extremely romantic, especially when he'z tryna get him sum punnany, lol.
-If Chis could, I think he'd get wax sum lucky chiQz azz on tha' regular.
-Shaved and neatly trimmed. {Ladiez don't play dumb}.
-Lykez hiz sex potna ta talk dirty to him, ie, <s>callin'</s>skreamin' out hiz name, callin' him daddi, && sum otha' explicitz, lol.
-Lykez ta try new thingz.
-Porn or no porn, he'll take it or leave it, lmao. Buh i think he would like ta try sum of tha' thingz off of tha' porn moviez.
-Overall, I believe Chris can be a freak in tha' mornin, freak in tha' evenin, be tha' rough neck brotha' that can satisfy me>>okay, okay....i got adina howardish on ya'll for a minute, lol. &darr;

Plz respond back wit' jus' az many detailz az i gave. Don't be shy, lol, coz i'm damn sure not.

&& jus in case Chris were to read thiz, he'll probably be wonderin' how tha' hell i kno' hiz sexual side so well? Why? Becoz i'm jus' like YOU.
O and i'm kinda lyke a psychic>>>well, not reallllyyyyyyyyyy, buh i can tell A LOT about a person by their mannerismz, i'm extremely observant , jus put it that way, lol!!!!!

::Girlz holla baQ::.
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the way he moves and acts.. i rek he a freak!.. straight up!.. dahaha like that "pulling Akon" like DAYUMZ!

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Yah Gurl..Harlem-Styze..

I bet he is a 100% freak.
Holla

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I’m the epitome of this demonstration
I got the remedy
Ya feelin me
So why is you haten my anatomy? :()

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

100% SURE? YOU WOULDNT KNOW FOR 100% UNLESS U HAVE EXPIERENCED THAT WITH HIM..IM ,LIKE 75% SURE BCUHZ ALL HE TALK ABOUT LATELY IS A GIRL WITH AZZ

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****GET LIKE ME!! dont you see the carrots fo real, just like a rabbit *****

whooaaaaa homegirl!!! care to share y u are so 100% sure that he like to hit it from the back?!?!!? LET ME FIND OUT CHRIS LIKES IT ROUGH!!!!

i got only one correction chris likes hitting it from the back as his favorite position....and yes i know for a facct...100% sure...other than i have nothing to add lmaooo

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Ro is the biz...what more is there to say?!?

for some reason callin a dude "daddy" just soundz... somewhat... cheesey now.. lma0o...
you gotta use your imagination nowadays when you getting all rodeo on it.. dahaha
likeeeeee........... oOOoo.. you dirty lil pirate HAHAHAHHA.. nah

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Yah Gurl..Harlem-Styze..

yeah u probally right .....lol
yea i hope hes a FREEK!!!!!!!!! LOL

im insane i need a streink
im untamed i need a leash!!!
mah fav rapper of all time.
.yah i know of subject...SO WHAT!!.lol

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****GET LIKE ME!! dont you see the carrots fo real, just like a rabbit *****

UMMMM U FORGOT ONE THING
I BET HE LOVES TO PULL GIRLS HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
SPECIFICALLY GIRLS WITH LONG HAIR (LIKE ME!!!!!)...LOL
CHECK ALL HIS VIDEOS
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE CHICKS IN HIS VIDEO HAVE LONG HAIR
I THINKS HE REALLY LIKES GETTIN HEAD THO....
"I LOVE BRAIN I NEED A LEACH"....WE TAKIN OVER- DJ KHALED-WEEZY'S VERSE
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*Chris Browns gonna "Take April J Down"...lol

LOL..u is too crazy!!! But ummm..yea i think he packin..but u didn't hear that from me...lol
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It's ya gurl Joniesha from Cali....waitin for that lovey dovey, and that kiss kiss.

LMFAO....that is sooooo funny, Im pretty sure other ppl have thought of these kinda things too!

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It's me Cecilie-renee!

why u worried what peeps think.. got something to say.. then say it lmao.

anywho.. that video like HOLI!!!... made me hella think r18 styles likeHONEST TO WHO!!! hhahaha

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Yah Gurl..Harlem-Styze..

hehehe no problem, girl!!

LMAO!!! im not gonna say anything cause what if he reads this stuff. he not hearing nothin from me.....;-]

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Haters keep on hating, cause somebody's gotta do it" quoted by CB, himself

Ya'll already kno' i'ma keep postin' crazi ish lyke thiz.
Amber-X it would be hella funni to see hiz face if he were to read thiz>>>>>He'd prolly turn red && then break out in a grin and ish
Sea Town shawty>>>Dat video waz >>>lyke paris hilton would say>>>>HAWT, lmao:::
Thanx Harlem-Styez:::>
Chris look lyke he kno- how ta twerk it REALLL good, lol>
O, and i waz mos definitely in my zone wen i wrote dat. :)

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::.D0pe gYaL pHresh mAQ thA' d0pe b0iZ g0 kraZZii::>yA diQQ?<

OMG THATS MY VIDEO!! hehe i feel special :D it was even better live..LET ME TELL U!!! and i noticed this thing when i look at the video now that i can slow it down..WHEWWWW!!! :D

I KNOW HE CAN STROKE VAESD ON THIS VIDEO
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HEY I HOPE ITS ALL TRUE BECAUSE I KNOW IM ONE OF THE FREAKIEST SCORPIOS LIVING.
AND MY FANTASY IS "IN THE BACK OF AN ICE CREAM TRUCK ON A HOT SUMMER DAY"..WHEN THE ICECREAM IS MELTING ALL AROUND US AND ON US...OOOOOOOH..NOW THATS WHAT I LIKE!!!
IM NOT SHY IM REAL!!!
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****MAYNE..I KNEW SEEING BARRY AGAIN WOULD BRING BACK OLD TIMES..DAMN!!!!

lmao!!! oh my goodness u r to crazi but u neva kno....

lmao hopefulli to see more from our favourite crazy a55 chicky "Shawty" HAHAHAHAHA

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Yah Gurl..Harlem-Styze..

Now Dats Hillarious .. Im Feelin Yew Ther Girl .. I Hope Errtin U Sed Was Truu HaHa .. Wud Be Funni 2 C Chris Face If He Red This Ow Funni .. Gota Giv It To Ya Gyal 1 Hell Of A Topic U Posted Well Done ! :P xxx

well first WOWWWW!!! u was really feelin that.. u musta been in ur zone when u wrote that...lol u want that "sneaky corner" chris dont u??! hah i dnt blame u!! and 2.. i would not give that boy no 8 1/2-9..more like 71/2..but hey if u are lucky enough to find out..more power to u!! :P but... i can mos DEF without a doubt tell u that he is packin somethin..cuz i took a video of him at one of shows and he was doin poppin..a WHEWWW!! yall jus need to watch it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C4f3GnTDMg

sorry the quality is kinda bad..its just how youtube formats they stufff... but notice that when he "poppin" that is NOT his hips, thighs, or pelvis..that is HIM ;]

but either way.. we KNOW That chris a lil freakydeaky boy..i mean damn!! he sexy,talented, and a celebrity!! he be gettin some!!

&& y0h KN0' thiiZ MAN, lol>>ii'M a krazii @zz chiQ. StaY tuned f0r more 0f thoze, az thA' proper women w0uld saY>>absurd<<p0stz.

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::.D0pe gYaL pHresh mAQ thA' d0pe b0iZ g0 kraZZii::>yA diQQ?<

i DiDNT 3V3N NOTiC3 U ROT3 THiS...i SHOULDA KNOWN iT WAS U WiT THT CRAZii ASS COMM3NT U ROT3 ON TH3 OTH3R POST LOL

Thanx:::.lol::>Surprisingly>>>iiT DIDN'T take me long at all::.hmmmmm? && ii wondAh Y? lmao::>

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::.D0pe gYaL pHresh mAQ thA' d0pe b0iZ g0 kraZZii::>yA diQQ?<

*shakes head*
And people are wondering why there's so many pregnant teens out there.
I only have one advice for you:
GET YOUR MIND OFF OF SEX AND READ A MOTHERf***ING BOOK.

ha ha ha you is too funny and i hope most of that is true because well i don't have to say it but i would like him way way more than now and it think he is like that he seem like the type but that gave me a good laugh and smile and it made me think about things

ROTFLMFAO!!!!! THiS WAS H3LLA HiLARiOUS...ND iM WiT HARL3M-STYZ3 iM NOT GONNA SAY ANY FANTASi3S BUT THT WAS FUNNY AS H3LL...i WOND3R HOW LONG iT TOOK YOU TO THiNK UV ALL THT LOL

i aint gonna drop any uhhh.. xplizit sexual fantasies i want lma0o.. all ima say gurl... is HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA datz shytz hella funny and interesting you could come up with THAT MUCH!! hahaha.. crack me up daz tight!

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Yah Gurl..Harlem-Styze..