1ST OFF, PLZ DON'T GET MAD, I'M JUST SPEAKING (TYPING) MY MIND RIGHT NOW!

OK, now that's that over....

I would just start this off on a good note. Chris, we're all happy that you made it to the age of 18. A lot of young black males now-a-days, can't even make it to 18. So on that, congrats.

Now.... (I'm not even gonna say it) OK, here's the little bad news.